#SorryDad

Hangover mornings are for sleeping in and dancing half naked πŸ˜‰ jks.. I couldnt get a decent photo, so took some snaps instead.. #newaddition #backtat #sorrydad 😜 ps, spot the orb?? 😊

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Day 24 #handstandfebruary - working at the car wash, flashing my #undies at suburban dads hahaha.
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#handstand #flashing #sorrydad #pole #poledance #poledancer #poledancerofinstagram #poledancersofig

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When the bartender says, β€œI’ll give you and your mom 2 free shots to dance on the bar” you dance on the bar. Love my momma #kidrock #sorrydad

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This excites me far more than I think it should... I enjoy pulling things apart. πŸ€·πŸ»β€β™€οΈ
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#projectbronco #carpetout #grossjob #filth #loveprojects #toomany #sorrydad #ididitagain #roomforactivities #broncospam

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Tower'a pahr. Play nice boyz #stackd #loudonly #sorrydad

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So me and my dads roadtrip begins, leaving Scottsdale... off to Holbrook Indian School!!
#Roadtrip #mile1 #Ialreadyhavegas #sorrydad #goldenretriever #englishcreamgolden #englishcream #ElionElionElion #AdventuresofEli

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Don’t spend your Valentine’s Day alone!! Mildo is here! The first man and dildo in one! GET YOURS TODAY. πŸŽ₯ @meganager #pornhub #sorrydad

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Making friends, memories, and finger tattoos #sorrymom #sorrydad

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Love waking up my daddy at 6 am by jumping on his back
He always looks funny as Heck in the morning with that goofy. A S S smile ! .#shh #badwords #sorrydad #busted #imcutetho

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Where's all of our Silkies Sisters at?
Regrann from @virginiajones__ - Throwing it back to about six months ago at the silkies hike. This hike couldn’t have come at a better time. I was in a terrible place - I remember almost not going because I had such a rough morning and didn’t want to be a downer for my friends. I’m beyond thankful I went; the positive energy was just what I needed (even once we realized we hiked further than we planned on and everyone started collectively bitching, just as expected from military members). Soon after that, my life starting coming back together. While since then it’s fallen apart a couple more times and I’ve shed a few toxic people who cause me more pain than happiness, I can finally say I’m happy. Thank you for those beside me and those who are in my skeleton of memories. You’ve all taught me a lot and how to be grateful for what I have and how to be present in the moment.
Thank you @donnyomalley, @irreverent_warriors and @vet_tv for putting together this hike. Y’all saved me.
TLDR; Today I challenge you to reach out to another service member, just to say hello and catch up. Whether it’s a stranger or an old friend. Social interaction among veterans literally saves lives.
#USMC #SilkiesHike #VetTv #IrreverantWarriors #ActiveDuty #Veterans #Marines #FemaleMarines #femaleMarinesareugly #maleMarinesareugly #buttcheekslip #sorrydad - #regrann

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Got #4 today ✌🏼(it's a beer hop, y'all uneducated swines) #sorrydad * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * Props to @christianmorbid

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Can’t wait to see my number one fan #mummysbeyy #sorrydad

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When your 4 year old comes home with her first ever jewelry gift from her β€œboyfriend” 😳🀣❀️ #sorrydad #eyebrows

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When you buy #glutenfree Easter gifts 6 weeks early... and you really like Toblerone #sorrydad

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Con esta cara todo me perdonanπŸ˜‡#yonofui #meportobien #losiento #perdonado I behave badly. I didn't do it πŸ˜‡
#puppy #Ididn't #sorrydad #sosorry #frenchiedog #dogcute

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Family *hike* πŸ‘¨β€πŸ‘¨β€πŸ‘§ πŸ§—πŸΌβ€β™€οΈβ˜οΈ
#instagramlessandrey #sorrydad #dontscrolltotheend

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I only love my bed and my momma I’m sorry ✌🏽.
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#sorrydad #dogsofinstagram #labsofinstagram #tripawd #dukethetripawd

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I'm apparently a racist now because a straight white man on the internet said so. I'd like to apologize to my white father, all 3 of my (very white) past serious boyfriends, and any of my past and future partners that may have been or may be white. Evidently I hate you guys. Who knew.
#sorrydad #apparentlyimaracistnow #disappointment #straightwhitemenproblems #whitepeopleoppression #fakewoke

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Just another day in paradise #corona#cardiff#alcoholic#sorrydad

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hoe photo #sorrydad

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DAY 9
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Yeah, yo
This is not the end, this is not the beginning
Just a voice like a riot rocking every revision
But you listen to the tone and the violent rhythm and
Though the words sound steady, something's empty within'em
We say yeah with fists flying up in the air
Like we're holding onto something that's invisible there
β€˜Cause we're living at the mercy of the pain and fear
Until we dead it, forget it, let it all disappear
Waiting for the end to come, wishing I had strength to stand
This is not what I had planned
It's out of my control
Flying at the speed of light thoughts were spinning in my head
So many things were left unsaid
It's hard to let you go.
#autolesionista #autolesionismo #selfharm #cutting #cutter #cut #cuts #borderline #borderlinegirl #borderlineboy #nonbinary #suicide #suicidal #killmyself #sorrydad #depressed #depression #suicidio #imfine #blood #myblood #blade #theend #linkinpark #Chester #chesterbennington #missyou #misshim #staystrong #waitingfortheend

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36 Weeks 😍 my son! Not long to go now until I have you wrapped, warm and snug in my arms. It has been a hell of pregnancy experience with you my son, completely different to your older sisters 😩 (p.s good luck to you with those nut heads πŸ˜‚) never the less my tiny bundle of joy 4 more weeks, I want you sooner son, but in order for you to be the best you that you can be I need you to stay put. I love you my son see you soon 😍 #Mommasboy #sorrydad #mumsbodyguard

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One super shiny and fat arm with one super swish tattoo that looks a million times better irl, pictures do not do it justice. Thank you @ryanmichaelrogers I am in love with it πŸ’•πŸ’˜πŸŒΈ
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#tattoo #chrysanthemumtattoo #ink #chrysanthemum #origami #crane #forearmtattoo #armtattoo #origamicrane #uglyelbow #sorrydad

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So instead of working today I thought I’d get work done πŸ’πŸΌπŸ’‰
#ram #skull #tattoo #chestpiece #blackandgreytattoo #aries #starsign #ink #workinprogress
#sorrydad πŸ™Š

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