Of course it's the Gare Bear. He even likes me to offer up my arm as a stepping stool. #mrcongeniality I think Gus ran away with the vote... Honestly, he's the absolute worst, stomping the crap out of us multiple times per night. #teamgarytrivia


#teamgarytrivia , you're sitting on the floor for GOT edition:
Which member of team Gary, when snuggling with the humans, realizes they are going to be stepping on another living being and avoids knocking the wind out of us, smashing our bits, and generally causing pain as they step on us?


The most obvious answer is often the correct one... While Hank does not eat on a schedule, he clearly poops on schedule... When everyone else is eating. If Hank wore pants, he would have his hand in them Al Bundy style, 24/7. #occamsrazor #teamgarytrivia #hanksalot #stanksalot


#teamgarytrivia time: Who refuses to eat with the rest of the crew and more often than not drops a bomb in the litter box whilst the others are dining? #yougotthis


For the approximately 20 people who guessed Margo, pat yourself on the back. For @plant_snob who said "Why would anybody guess Margo", you have earned her disdain for at least 24 hours. When Margo is on the top of the couch and I go to give her some loving, she always shoves her face in mine until we touch noses. Maybe I'll get it on video someday. #teamgarytrivia


How about a little #teamgarytrivia?
Who always wants to rub noses with me while getting their scritches on?


It's Gus that Margo hates only slightly less than Hank. He's flummoxed by it because I guess he doesn't remember that he chases her around the house while she hisses and snarls at least a couple of times a week, and Margo can hold a serious grudge. #teamgarytrivia


Welcome to Team Gary trivia, Margoyle Monday edition: You should all know by now how much Margo hates Hank, but who is #2 on her shit list? #seewhatididthere #teamgarytrivia


It's Mr. Insister that makes sure I don't get more that two hours of sleep at a time, for various reasons. The first visit is to snuggle. The next 3 involve a glass of water, a possible trip outside (nope, but good on you for giving it a shot) and of course a snack. #teamgarytrivia


Team Gary trivia after dark edition, featuring @biffthebuff (who is safe at home, this is an older photo) Which one of these jerks will wake me up tonight no less than 4 times? Hint: it's not Biff. (Also, @kitgrrrl_ ... The gourd finally rotted and I tossed it) #teamgarytrivia


Hank is the snowflake that melts when it's hot. He goes in the house and lays on the hardwood floor. Gary and Margo got the most guesses. For those of you that guessed Margo, I'll just say..uhhhh you should know better by now. Gary will go in the house because loud noises, but he's fine with the heat. #teamgarytrivia


Time for more #teamgarytrivia - who cannot handle temperatures of 90° F and above, and will sneak into the house while we're all outside?


It's Gus who doesn't seem to sleep, possibly due to the invisible explosions, definitely due to his Fear of Missing Out. He's never asleep when we come home, he's at the front door. If I wake up in the middle of the night, there he is, staring. If it looks like he's napping, the slightest noise and he's 👀👀👀
#teamgarytrivia #FOMO


Which Team Gary member seems to never sleep? #teamgarytrivia


Jesse is the leader of the #BiteClub - if he's even a little bit awake, pets turn into gnawing and some serious rabbit kicking. #teamgarytrivia #ishouldntbetalkingaboutthis Hank pretty much ran away with the vote, but I will give you a point for #gingerbullshit


I finally got all 5 looking at me. I can't handle the pressure. How about some #teamgarytrivia ? Who is the biter of the group?


So, about 3 or 4 of you got it right. Order of effs:
Margo: 0
Jesse: 12
Hank, hiding in the corner: 43
Gary, on the bed: 62
Gus, under the bed: eleventy billion
(Margo is watching you, @vandercats , who called her a "wussy") #teamgarytrivia #iwishamotherefferwould


Time for some Team Gary trivia! Who gives the least effs about the vacuum cleaner? Who gives the most? #teamgarytrivia


Which TWO members of Team Gary flop and roll on the patio as soon as they get out the door? Answer with demonstration tonight. #teamgarytrivia #electricboogaloo


#Teamgarytrivia answer is Margo! And she and her crazy eyes don't GAF. Those that guessed Gary get a silver star, he's the only other one that does a post poop romp. #throwbackthursday


#Teamgarytrivia, kitten edition! Who has always had the most ridiculous post litter box zoomies? #throwbackthursday


I'm as surprised as you are that today's #Teamgarytrivia answer is Gus, since he's the very definition of a "good eater". He will scream for whatever you've got, then sniff it and walk away.
Most of you guessed Margo, but she's exactly the opposite. She can smell a rotisserie chicken from a mile away, she once grabbed the spoon from my hand while I was eating soup, and she will cut you for a piece of white cheddar popcorn.


Which Team Gary member doesn't like "people" food? #Teamgarytrivia


Of course it's Gus, he's a damn muppet. Hank is only slightly less agreeable, Gary is OK with the front paws as long as he's sleepy, Jesse is an absolute nightmare so I've given up trimming his, and Margo. Simply. Will. Not. Allow. It. #Teamgarytrivia


#Teamgarytrivia time! Which member of Team Gary is okayest with getting their nails cut? Tonight's answer will include a demonstration.


Gary only pulled in about 10% of the vote for today's team Gary trivia, but he is our frustrated couch scratcher. I don't have pictures of that because you have to draw the line somewhere I guess. #teamgarytrivia


More trivia time: When it's raining or the middle of the night and no one can go out, which Team Gary member waits for me to go into the living room, stares straight at me and violently scratches the couch before running to the back door? #teamgarytrivia #catsaresuchdicks


Team Gary trivia time: While every single one of these dorks busts into the bathroom multiple times a day, only one is a toilet lap sitter. Who is it? (Answer revealed tonight) #teamgarytrivia


Hank wears the smug look only a toilet lap sitter can. Gus got the majority of guesses, and Margo has nothing but disdain for those of you that guessed her. #teamgarytrivia