#TeamGaryTrivia , Will I Ever Finish This Series edition. Who's the absolute worst pest when you're trying to watch a mere 47 minute episode of the Handmaid's Tale and mfers gotta go outside? Edited to add: they're all jerks, but one towers above the rest in these situations. A certain nickname is a clue.
Of course it's Gus, you should know by now he has several screws loose. And special congrats to @eigna728 Angie, your losing streak is intact, and your profanity laced comments when you guess wrong are one of my favorite things about #TeamGaryTrivia
Disclaimer: the cactus is completely non toxic, yadda, yadda, yadda.
Most of you guessed that Gary was the number one snuggler in the house... He needs snuggles like Trump needs Twitter. Only two people guessed the snuggling hierarchy correctly, and I blame Hank. Here it is:
2 Hank (no, really)
I'm going to post each of their snuggling habits separately this week because why the hell not. The first to guess was @erinprelypchan, second was @felineanddandy - I have something for both of you. Thanks for indulging me in #TeamGaryTrivia, I really appreciate the participation, and let me know if you'd like more prize giveaways, I know this one was difficult.
#teamgarytrivia , you're sitting on the floor for GOT edition:
Which member of team Gary, when snuggling with the humans, realizes they are going to be stepping on another living being and avoids knocking the wind out of us, smashing our bits, and generally causing pain as they step on us?
For the approximately 20 people who guessed Margo, pat yourself on the back. For @plant_snob who said "Why would anybody guess Margo", you have earned her disdain for at least 24 hours. When Margo is on the top of the couch and I go to give her some loving, she always shoves her face in mine until we touch noses. Maybe I'll get it on video someday. #teamgarytrivia
It's Gus that Margo hates only slightly less than Hank. He's flummoxed by it because I guess he doesn't remember that he chases her around the house while she hisses and snarls at least a couple of times a week, and Margo can hold a serious grudge. #teamgarytrivia
It's Mr. Insister that makes sure I don't get more that two hours of sleep at a time, for various reasons. The first visit is to snuggle. The next 3 involve a glass of water, a possible trip outside (nope, but good on you for giving it a shot) and of course a snack. #teamgarytrivia
Team Gary trivia after dark edition, featuring @biffthebuff (who is safe at home, this is an older photo) Which one of these jerks will wake me up tonight no less than 4 times? Hint: it's not Biff. (Also, @kitgrrrl_ ... The gourd finally rotted and I tossed it) #teamgarytrivia
Hank is the snowflake that melts when it's hot. He goes in the house and lays on the hardwood floor. Gary and Margo got the most guesses. For those of you that guessed Margo, I'll just say..uhhhh you should know better by now. Gary will go in the house because loud noises, but he's fine with the heat. #teamgarytrivia
It's Gus who doesn't seem to sleep, possibly due to the invisible explosions, definitely due to his Fear of Missing Out. He's never asleep when we come home, he's at the front door. If I wake up in the middle of the night, there he is, staring. If it looks like he's napping, the slightest noise and he's 👀👀👀