It's Gus who doesn't seem to sleep, possibly due to the invisible explosions, definitely due to his Fear of Missing Out. He's never asleep when we come home, he's at the front door. If I wake up in the middle of the night, there he is, staring. If it looks like he's napping, the slightest noise and he's 👀👀👀
I finally got all 5 looking at me. I can't handle the pressure. How about some #teamgarytrivia ? Who is the biter of the group?
Time for some Team Gary trivia! Who gives the least effs about the vacuum cleaner? Who gives the most? #teamgarytrivia
I'm as surprised as you are that today's #Teamgarytrivia answer is Gus, since he's the very definition of a "good eater". He will scream for whatever you've got, then sniff it and walk away.
Most of you guessed Margo, but she's exactly the opposite. She can smell a rotisserie chicken from a mile away, she once grabbed the spoon from my hand while I was eating soup, and she will cut you for a piece of white cheddar popcorn.
Of course it's Gus, he's a damn muppet. Hank is only slightly less agreeable, Gary is OK with the front paws as long as he's sleepy, Jesse is an absolute nightmare so I've given up trimming his, and Margo. Simply. Will. Not. Allow. It. #Teamgarytrivia
#Teamgarytrivia time! Which member of Team Gary is okayest with getting their nails cut? Tonight's answer will include a demonstration.
Gary only pulled in about 10% of the vote for today's team Gary trivia, but he is our frustrated couch scratcher. I don't have pictures of that because you have to draw the line somewhere I guess. #teamgarytrivia
Team Gary trivia time: While every single one of these dorks busts into the bathroom multiple times a day, only one is a toilet lap sitter. Who is it? (Answer revealed tonight) #teamgarytrivia