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Yeah, yeah.... don't kiss your kid on the lips. Blah blah. #donttellmemybusinessdevilwoman πŸ–•πŸ–•πŸ–•

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Forget some random generator. These are my favorite pics of 2017. #donttellmemybusinessdevilwoman #2017wrappedup #thejourneycontinues

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I refuse to conform to bed sitting norms #canttellmenothing #donttellmemybusinessdevilwoman

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This is pretty much what it's like after dating me for 3 months #hailsatan #donttellmemybusinessdevilwoman

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Maybe if I told her to stick her tongue out, she'd smile just to spite me. #strongwilledgirl #donttellmemybusinessdevilwoman

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I turned the boyfriend's drinking horns into adorable wall hanging #succulent holders! (He can easily remove them and still use the horns as goblets) but it's much more fun to make jokes about how I change things πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ You can say I'm changing things... I call it enhancing πŸ˜‰ Mwahahahahahaha! #getyourgreeneryoutofmyhorns #donttellmemybusinessdevilwoman !!!

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Tin foil doesn't work when your cat tosses it onto the floor and lays on the forbidden shelves! #naughty #idowhatiwant #donttellmemybusinessdevilwoman #blackcatsofinstagram #blackcat #black_cat_crew

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Anyone else think of this when your kid has a runny nose... no... just me! πŸ€·πŸ»β€β™€οΈπŸ’πŸ» If you don't know the reference... I'll leave it on your doorstep πŸ”₯

#momlife #mature #stupidhumor #snortmom #donttellmemybusinessdevilwoman

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So remember when I said I was going to road trip around the US? Yeah, I decided not to do that. I explain why in my latest blog post! The link is in my bio. ✌🏻#loveyoself #findyoself #idowhatiwant #whatevawhateva #donttellmemybusinessdevilwoman

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Dang kids and their noisy scooters. GET OFF MY BLOCK! #pugsofinstagram #itspoopagain #donttellmemybusinessdevilwoman

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πŸ”ˆ Jesus Christ Woman....... Let. Me. Sleep. #donttellmemybusinessdevilwoman

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#billyswildride brought to you by me, @jakeinez @leigh_russ & @3firstnamez ........ this is what happens when you mount a plastic cowboy to the cap of a #BlantonsBourbon bottle and decide to slo-mo some lemon oil igniting gorgeously over open flame. #whattheprosdo #tipbig #strangebehavior #yeswearegrownmen #weareactuallyquitetalented #bestbarteaminsocal @sethswizzles why aren't you working here? #callthemanager #drybar #grabtheextinguisher #donttellmemybusinessdevilwoman

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My "white girl" post for the year (hopefully). But it's super pretty! #whitebitches #tearose #itspretty #eatshit #icanlikesomeprettyshittoo #yadingus #donttellmemybusinessdevilwoman

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Hiked a mountain with my soul sista yesterday! #bhs #bestiedate #froyoyolo #donttellmemybusinessdevilwoman

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I know it's Monday when I find myself trying to dress up black yoga pants for work, that I just lounged around in all weekend πŸ˜πŸ€— #monday #momlife #workingmoms #mondayblues #motherhood #realshit #itgetsreal #donttellmemybusinessdevilwoman #momsguidetothegalaxy

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