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Sometimes I just can’t. I really just can’t.

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Well that’s what it’s for, right?

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I’ve also had people tell me that someone was calling me while my phone was on silent but lit up. I told them don’t worry about it. And watched it ring through.

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Toss a glance at my Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/defectivecell/

Maybe I shouldn't be saying this since I'm really low on cash and looking for work, but job interviews are retarded. More specifically, their questions.

#mike #patty #mikepatty #defective #cell #defectivecell #defective_cell #deadpan #dry #dryhumor #dryhumour #sarcasm #sarcastic #cynical #cynicism #cynic #comic #webcomic #paycheck #job #jobhunting #lookingforjob #jobinterview #interview #jobsearching #searchingforjob

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When you are waiting for your friend, because she is doing her makeup for so long ! #sexy #makeup #lets #goout #tonight #iphonex #hotgirls #makeuptutorial Still getting ready to go out. ( Cause this blue ! ) #comedy #special #night #party #makeup #sexygirl #reddress #comedy #skit #gettingready #dumbitches #chicks #party #hot #hottness #hotgirls #dumbgirls #sillyness #lmao #dryhumor

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Getting ready, makeup is important for a party in the Los Angeles! #makeup #hot #girls #dryhumor #funnyvideos #girlspalace #vlog #vlogging #vloggers #hot #hottest #hotters #fun #and #facemask

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Doddering Docent of the Dreary; 24/01/17
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#redmeatcomics #dryhumor #bugeyedearl

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This is me when I receive a new #follower or #read a new #comment on my #socialmedia sites... Lol! Thanks #brian!!! 🐕🐶Ive said it once, I'll say it again, #laughteristhebestmedicine for the #soul like #chickennoodlesoup #forthesoul.... I absolutely love #familyguy and its #unapologetic sometimes #offensive #dryhumor... Nothing at all wrong with a #dailydoseoflaughter 😲😄😁😆😂☺️😁!!! #familyguymemes #familyguyrules #petergriffin #stewiegriffin #louisgriffin #meggriffin #briangriffin #quagmiere #clevelandbrown #joethecop #quahogrhodeisland

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I know I’m really pushing myself when I leave the house and attempt to interact with other people

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Looks like we’re doing dinner and Netflix in bed again

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Carbon-Based Crapulence; 18/07/17
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#redmeatcomics #dryhumor #tedjohnson #tedsson #videogames

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Whichever it is, bless technology for making it easier for me to live my life without stepping outside of my home

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Every. Single. Time.

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I don't swim every day, but when I do... Forget the glass slipper. Tacking form workouts in a single flipper. 💪🏽🏊🏼‍♀️😎 #StrongFitFierce

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Im pretty sure my therapist would consider this as self care

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If someone tries to make plans a week in advanced I don’t even respond. That’s just asking for too much.

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