#notaboutthatlife

But seriously. Have a baby they said. It will be great they said. Yes, the baby is AMAZING πŸ’• However, where was my warning about the rest of this crap!?! That breastfed baby, pumping, day care life 😳 #bottleproblems #bottlesfordays #milklife #babylife #fedisbest #personaldishwasher #montgomerypartyof5 #breastfeeding #pumping #thatpumplife #finleygrace #healthymom #healthybaby #fitmama

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When Winter starts threatening me, and I behave like a Disney Princess πŸ˜‚ no thanks boo please turn tf around 😭 #levelofdramaπŸ’― #winteriscoming #pleasedont #notaboutthatlife #snowday?

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Too bad I'm clumsy 😯 #notaboutthatlife πŸ™ƒ

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When your true essence starts breaking through the facade πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚#gladidisconnected #notaboutthatlife #youcankeepit #miserylovescompanymylove #keeproundingemup😘

1πŸ’¬

So @babyj4thewin started daycare and when I tell you that these picture updates I am receiving are straight gold, I AM NOT LYING πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜­ #BabyJ #notaboutthatlife #thatfacetho #imdying #whatislife #bigboymovesbeingmade

7πŸ’¬

Yep....#notaboutthatlife#toobusy#

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I did everything except work on my business...which I'm sure I did indirectly. Heading to bed now. Back to 9-5 life tomorrow. πŸ˜–
#PrayForMe
#NotAboutThatLife
#GratefulTho

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Just pissed. I hate the cold. πŸŒ§β˜”οΈ #nothavinit #notaboutthatlife #doggiesweater #yorkielife

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https://youtu.be/J_4_ovrY55g #NotAboutThatLife Simon SEZ X Crazy ♨️πŸ’₯πŸ”₯😎

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My point exactly πŸ‘ŒπŸΎ Work hard, play hard #notaboutthebrokelife #notaboutthatlife

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Hipsters Beware #mainstream #notaboutthatlife

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That moment you realize the 40's are not the new 20's and you need to pick up your prescription in the morning, LOL!!! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜© #grownupissues #realitycheck #notaboutthatlife #SHHS25

21πŸ’¬

When your friends make you do cardio but all you want to do is eat carbs 🐻🍟❀️ #Eden #notaboutthatlife

17πŸ’¬

Whats a goon to a goblin? #gangsta #traphouse #notaboutthatlife

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Android pussyoles πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ #notaboutthatlife

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The voting begins for the best pick up line! Place your vote now. Swipe to see all 4 entries and in the comments, say which one you picked and why. Ready, go! #texting #picoftheday #funny #funnytexts #lol #swerve #swerveonem #fuckboy #fuckboi #wtf #notaboutthatlife #godhelpusall #tinder #tinderfail #tindernightmare #conversation #screenshot #onlinedating #onlinedatingsucks #feminist #feminism #boredom #okcupid #pof #plentyoffish #trash #takingoutthetrash #lolz #meme #vote

28πŸ’¬

This vid makes me lol πŸ˜‚ I had just said "ok let's go" coz that elephant felt a lot closer than when we'd stopped! Driver found it funny #notaboutthatlife #iwastheclosest #traveldreams #srilanka

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After a night of fun and laughter with the fam #ruckers it's #netflixandchill time.. trying this new treat tonight #thclifestyle

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Throwback to when I got back from Italy and tried to hold a human child......
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#babies #actualfear #notaboutthatlife #cfmfm #mfm #broadwaycinema #baby #notmychild #nottingham #brunette #coffeetime #balayage #missthathair #punkgirls #irishgirls #childfree

6πŸ’¬

When you try to wake up with mommy at 5am... And then realize at 8am that you're not about that life... Lol β€πŸ˜„πŸ‘Œ #toddlersofinstagram #notaboutthatlife #fivayem #nothankyou

1πŸ’¬

*overhears baby crying*
Me: Who brings a baby to a brewery?
Shane: fuck babies

#datenight #notaboutthatlife

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Anxiety at its best. Story of my life.
#anxiety #anxietygirl #stronger #notaboutthatlife πŸ€”πŸ˜”πŸ˜©πŸ€¦πŸ»β€β™€οΈ

3πŸ’¬

Over it πŸ˜‚

#mykeya #notaboutthatlife #onedayshewilllovesoccer #maybe πŸ˜‚

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