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There is only one person in the world who would get away with treating @w_macca newest piece of kit like this. It was the funniest thing to watch as pasta and tomatoes were being squished into the shiny new head-torch. 🙈 #poordaddy #nothingissafe #toddlersbeingtoddlers #petzl #newheadtorch #toddlerfun #ihadtolaugh #newkit #eek

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When your COO is ultra raw! Still not sure who’s car this is 😂 #NothingIsSafe #TheGiantOctopus.com

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Ok it’s been 7 years since I had a baby... how the hell do you entertain the little buggers all day?! She’s 8 months and crawling so she’s old enough to need entertaining but not old enough to do toddler level activities. Her toys only entertain her for so long before she takes off out the door - and then it’s basically following her around keeping her out of the dog bowl. Are there any other options?! The hour between lunch time and nap time is seeming very long today 😐😴😂
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#whosyourmummy #mumlife #mumofgirls #baby #babymama #crawler #mummyblogger #momlife #constantentertainmentrequired #sendhelp #yawn #sendcoffee #sendwine #howearlyistooearly #nothingissafe #lifewithkids #mumsofinstagram #adelaideblogger #motherhood #ittakesavillage

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Well well well caught ya.... at 5 months we had to drop the cribby down (the first time). Looks like 7 months is the magic number this time.
Down you go cribby👇🏼 She’s growing wonderfully but it’s too fast for this mama. No baby here 😞 Between the walking around pushing her toys, using the furniture and now standing in her crib, it’s only a matter of time.
#nothingissafe #allfairgame #lookoutmommy #headsupdaddy #girlmom #loveher

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On the phone with my mom @pattyanncrawford ...
Me: we brought the kitchen up from the basement because the boys really like the kitchen at the daycare
Mom: that’ll be something nice and new for them to #climb on.
Me: this is pretty narrow. I don’t think they be able to climb this.... 5 minutes later... 🙈😂😳
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#teamsumrall #climbers #Parker #nothingissafe #toddlerlife #momlife #helpme #burtsbeesbaby

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Finally getting some snow! What? Your kids don’t decorate your sliding glass doors with various window clingers? 😂

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Now I know who is puking plant bits. #catladyproblems #nothingissafe

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Which nativity scene will make it until Christmas? #christmaswithatoddler #nothingissafe

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Love is my co pilot .. it's hard somedays but always worth the effort... if not me then who? my love ❤️ #wี #happysunday #haveaplan #strength #nothingissafe #nothingiseasy #truth #portraitmood #poem #goodmorning #haphazard #thoughts #beme #love #kisses my words .. how I roll 😘❤️🌻🦋☕️🐯✨💫🙏🏻🎸#norhinosweteharmedinthewritingofthis #rhinosrock

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Proof that fear of tampons is a learned behaviour... #anotheronefortheweddingspeech #nothingissafe #toddlerlife #havingalovelytime

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Spent the whole day getting nothing done. But this crazy boy is always getting into something and keeping us busy. 🙈🤔 P.s. this is what happens with our @printitengineer prints when the hubby hasn’t hung them yet. #nothingissafe 🙄
@zarakidsofficial @zara @target @targetstyle @targetdoesitagain @targetlittles

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T-minus 10 days until Moe is allowed to roam outside of his cage... I think we are all ready for this to end. #destructionderby #roadtorecovery #9monthsold #nothingissafe #throwhimabone #zymoetzjangles

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Day 2 of Puppyville and we’ve had to put everything out of reach of inquisitive puppy paws, including Leo’s teeth apparently 🤷🏼‍♀️ #nothingissafe #puppylove #puppysitting #braccoitalianopuppy #vizsla

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Our bags are packed for our 🍯🌙! I’ll be taking a little break from our regularly scheduled programming here but will be sharing snippets of our South African adventure in my InstaStory. .
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#honeymoon #honeymooners #calligraphy #calligrabasics #vacation #moderncalligraphy #botanicalcalligraphy #evergreen #succulents #risingtidesociety #nyccalligrapher #southafrica #seychelles #art #instaart #artistsoninstagram #lettereverydamnday #letteroneverything #nothingissafe

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You’ve got the right idea baby... you’ve got the right idea... 🤣

#nothingissafe #mobilebaby #singingmom #mumof3 #girlmom #momover30

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Another slob bites the dust... Congrats again on arrowing one hell of a buck brother @kylekadavy ! Pumped I was able to be there for the recovery. Welcome to the 30inch club!
#lungcutter #bowhunting #30inchclub #popeandyoung #sickforit #monstermuley #muleymonday #deerhunting #muledeer #muledeerhunting #oneshotonekill #oneslobatatime #nothingissafe

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This dog is soooo lucky he is cute! Talk about eating anything! These scissors were on the table in a bag...ugh
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#muttsofinstagram #mutt #loveofmyleash #dogsofinstagram #dogs #desperatelyneedatrainer #nothingissafe #mmeohmy #kinser #pets #favoritescissors #fiskars #anotheronebitesthedust

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When your daughter pinches your skirt for her disco tomorrow
#pinchingmyclothes #growingupfast #daughter #nothingissafe

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