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nov.16-19 oahu lots of laughter, bits of crying, tiny bit of bickering but overall a great time 😂👯👯✈️🎉 #shitshow #peewhereyouhaveto

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The offices at "Warner Brothers DC" right now...... #shitshow

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One of my all time great friends tied the knot a few weeks ago. Good times!!!!!
#watterswedding #colorado #goodtimes #shitshow #lotsofbooze

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Welcome home my son.......charlie did the same as any church believe in my b's and do what I say......#godless#weallsin#666#thebeast#shitshow#shitwater#shitwaterrebel#hateeverone

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These babes just booked a flight and room. We’re going to Mardi Gras! #nola #shitshow #girlgang

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My damn runner damn runner smoked for a good 45 mins after we finally got it fired back up and finished the recovery we didnt finish from the night before. Sent to me by @truck13_tillerman. He and his buddies one of the best heckling spectators I've come across in a good while. Made sure the beer was flowing during the couple hours it took to get my rig fired back up. You guys are solid #shitshow#rubicontrail

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Did some cardio bunny workouts, with the nekkid knees. 225lbs pins sqwats, aka "shit show", follow by "paws sqwats" and "the choke me daddy" sqwats. Harambe would have been proud of me🦍 @roysterfit about time im doing cardio😒🤦🏽‍♀️😂 #girlswhopowerlift #momsthatpowerlift #powerlifting #powerliftingwomen #powerlifter #issasquat #sqwats #squatsfordays #pinsquats #shitshow #pawssquats #squatsforharambe #harambewouldbeproud #chokemedaddy #quads #cardiobunny #cardioisthatspanish #ilikecardib #notcardio #liftheavy #strongmode #uspa #raleighruckus

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From beacon 70 to another night at starland... such a crazy night with some awesome people couldn’t have asked for a better weekend!! #circasurvive #thrice #starland #beacon70 #bricktown #beertowers #shitshow #greatnight #greatfriends #boyfriend #sundayfunday @heather_card @anthony__cutz

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Super pumped we final had time to pick up the New Edition !!!! Can’t wait to load up the bikes and have fun ! #funmover #thor #dirtbike #ocotillowells #partytime #shitshow

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So much for which to be thankful this year, mainly making it through a single day without someone's genitalia being front page news. Happy Thanksgiving y'all! #thanksgiving #turkeyday #omgdidyouseethat #shitshow

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When your new clothes dryer annnnd dishwasher both break three days before thanksgiving and on the day you’re supposed to get your eyebrows retouched forcing you to loose out on your deposit, ruining your kitchen floor and piling laundry up that’ll take me days to catch up on. When it rains it pours I guess 😔🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️ but hey, that’s ok because my mom flaked on watching my son for my appointment anyway🤷🏻‍♀️ #fml #helpme #sendvodka #idontevendrink #momlife #shitshow #mom #mommyblogger #mommyblog #michigan #puremichigan

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Couple of orders are being shipped out today!
Keep an eye out on your mailboxes 😁
If you don't receive a shipping email from me today, your order is going out sometime this week.
Thanks everyone 💖 • #LEOWife #LawEnforcement #MomOf2 #BoyMom #Holographic #StickerDecal #Custom #Handmade ##CustomStickers #SAHM #WAHM #LateNightShenanigans #CraftyMom #MomShirt #ThisMomRuns #AmazonPrime #TargetMom #AfterAllThisTimeAlways #CustomizedMug #Personalized #SupportSmallBusiness #MomLife #ShitShow #GlitterMug #Thanksgiving #PregnancyAnnouncement #MommysLittleTurkey

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I decided I should probably start teaching myself how to cook 🙄 what better way than to make an instagram so everyone can watch me suffer. There’s nothing worse than a grocery store. My anxiety goes threw the roof, my brain turns to mush , i feel like everyone around me knows i don’t know what the hell im doing because i’ve circled them 100 times, slow walkers and little kids who push around those mini shopping carts running your toes over and knocking shit off the shelves. Anyway on a positive note. I’m off tomorrow so i’m going to attempt to make a pot roast. Can’t wait to poison everyone 🙃 #LiveLaughCrockPot #ShowMeYourCrock #ShitShow #RockOutWithYourCrockOut #ImNewHere

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Well nothing like this band of misfits to get last minute free entries to the @route66marathon and all four go out and hit PR’s! That’s runners for ya, someone said “I got bibs if you want ‘em...” uh yeah! As runner know our “gear” is always at the ready. So we get the call at 10pm, execute the scrambled together plan at 5:30 am head out for the 8am start! After parking the shenanigans begin, all four roll out of the car like clowns at a parade, changing clothes in the middle of parking lot all the while trying to seek out pins for our bibs from others in the lot. Jog up to the corral still dressing ourselves, no time for bathroom break. Find a spot in corral A...BOOM, guns goes off, uh guess it’s time to go! The whole process was a debacle but the running was epic! #bohorunner #rt66run #run #runner #running #marathon #marathoner #halfmarathon #shitshow #nomads #gypsies #instarunners #instarun

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TFW you miss your happy place (because my ass couldn't wake up after our #shitshow weekend)... For me it's the gym! Not specifically LA Fitness for obvious reasons... but any gym in general! •
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#npcbikini #npcbikiniathlete #npcbikinigirls #npcbikinicompetitor #npcbikiniathletes #npcsouthflorida #npcflorida #npcrubychampionships #npcprep2017 #byebyeseason #welcomingchanges #bulking #cometomemuscles #bikinitofigurejourney #bikinitofigure #timeandpatience #itwillhappen

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Yo Hoboken #HereWeCome ! If You Missed the AC #ShitShow !! We Are Bringing the Party Up North So No Excuses !!!

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#morningtraffic maaaaannnnn.....i wish this wasn't a reflection of how the day was gonna go, but #sinceiwalkedinthedoor work has been nothing but a #shitshow

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"Operation Scare Jon Shitless" was a success this weekend! Thank you for all who came out to make this night so special for the most caring & thoughtful guy I know! #Surprise #Speechless #ShitShow #NoMoreConfetti #Ever

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This hoop is life right now. Gotta remember to take a moment and just breathe, we can do this.... whose with me? #makerlife #handmade #embroidery #sassyhoop #hoopart #homedecor #welcome #shitshow #naughtywords #iswearlikeasailor #makers

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Biggest bar night of the year this Wed night "Valley New Year's" celebrations happening at Center St Social Shelton! Yours truly rockin'the set! #shitshow

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20 November. This morning a guy in the lift said, "You look ready to tackle the day." And then we both laughed because we knew that was an outright lie.
#shitshow #rain #shortstories #sarcasm

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