#terminallysingle

I hope everyone has a great weekend! Hit the ground running, laugh out loud, be innapropriate and just have fun.
#thickthighsthinpatience #terminallysingle #wheresmybeast #frisbeedicked #funnyaf #saturday #juicy

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We're all a little bit crazy πŸ˜‰
I just like to outdo myself sometimes....
#TGIF #thickthighsthinpatience #terminallysingle #wheresmybeast #craycray #begoodatbeingbad #fuckem

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Reality continues to ruin my life but the only thing I can do is to laugh my way through the set backs and dissapointment and remember who the fuck I am because a day without laughter is a day wasted 😁
#thickthighsthinpatience #terminallysingle #wheresmybeast #laughter #makethemwonder #getuptonogood #fuckreality

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Actually me. And it’s a different one every year. Same shit, different face. #terminallysingle #gay #alwaysalone #lgbt #love #lust #infatuation

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Always smile 😁. Life isnt always full of reasons to smile but your smile itself could be the reason that someone else does. #thickthighsthinpatience #terminallysingle #wheresmybeast #beautifultrauma

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We're all a little crazy. Its just a matter of finding the right people to reign it in a bit. @ozlo82 #thickthighsthinpatience #terminallysingle #soulsisters #wheresmybeast #wingbitches #hangryandhorny

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Somewhere, someone and some day it will all happen and and my beast will show himself. You have to learn to let go of emotions that don't serve you.
Your heart feels lighter, your walls come down and you make space for happiness. You give life another chance and suddenly the game changes..
#goals #thickthighsthinpatience #terminallysingle #wheresmybeast #pickawinner #zerofucksgiven
#addicted #justsayit #loveyourself

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I usually have some uninspiring quote, sick sex meme or joke to add but these pretty much just speak for themselves today 😁
#thickthighsthinpatience #terminallysingle #wheresmybeast #justsayit #sometimesquietisgood

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Even though I haven’t been on an actual date in forever... this is totally me πŸ˜‚ #single #datenight #terminallysingle

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Happy Friday everyone 😁 Have a naughty weekend and get up to lots of bad shit πŸ˜‰ #thickthighsthinpatience #terminallysingle #wheresmybeast #TGIF #begoodatbeingbad

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Smiling is free and we all know how much I love free shit.
#thickthighsthinpatience #terminallysingle #smilingisfree

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Ever been in one of those moods where you give yourself the shits? Yep. Today is the day for me. Don't know whether to slap myself or pat myself on the back for my cuntish efforts πŸ˜‚ #thickthighsthinpatience #terminallysingle #stfu #gotothetimeoutchair #littlemisscunty #ohsnap

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Just in case you were all worried. I mean it has been about 12 hours. Ps. You're welcome πŸ˜‰ #bestselfieever #thickthighsthinpatience #terminallysingle #wheresmybeast

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Is that on everyone’s #tinder main page or are the app developers trying to tell me something?
#thanksforthetip #thatswhatSHEsaid #terminallysingle

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Happy Monday 😁 It's the start of a new week. Yay! Let's see what trouble I can cause in the next 7 days. πŸ˜‰ A tip for this week is: Try not to get angry at people. If you can't avoid it just count to 10 but throat punch them at 8. No one ever expects that shit 🀣
#thickthighsthinpatience #terminallysingle #wheresmybeast #beashark ##nomondayitis #troublemaker

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It all starts with Disney I tells ya #terminallysingle πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€¦πŸ»β€β™€οΈπŸ€¦πŸ»β€β™€οΈ

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I am that bitch. Lives to try inspire others with some random bit of advice but runs a mile from it herself. It's just a Tania thing. You wouldnt understand πŸ˜‚
#thickthighsthinpatience #terminallysingle #shutupandlisten #dowhatisaynotwhatido

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The struggle is very real. Napping has become life 🀣
#napqueen #thickthighsthinpatience #terminallysingle #imstilltired #shiftworker

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This stinking attitude of mine might explain why I am terminally single....and proud. Kind of. #goingtodiealone #stinkingattitude #terminallysingle #singlelife #comedysketty #ukcomedy #fatherted

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Being this "normal" is a hard job but somebody has to do it 😁
Happy Monday everyone. Only 5 days until the weekend πŸ€”πŸ€—
#nomondayitishere #wifemealready #thickthighsthinpatience #terminallysingle #imspecial #bitchimfabulous

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This is where my life is right now πŸ™„πŸ˜‚πŸ€£
Just this...
Snapchat stalk me: thatdiscobiff
πŸ’— πŸ’“ πŸ’ž πŸ’• πŸ’‹ 🌟 πŸ’ 🌈 #singleaf #terminallysingle #allmyownteeth #whoneedsaman #aintnobodygottimeforthat

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