#thisaintnojoke

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Well, we put in our first offer on a house today and fell flat on our faces. I didn't have my hopes up. Just knew we had to start somewhere. We started mulling over the idea of taking on a bit of a fixer upper, but I couldn't help but think of Mr. Blanding and his dream house. "What's a zuz-zuz water softener??" πŸ˜‚
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#theartdecolady #houseshopping #househunting #thisaintnojoke #mrblanding #carygrant #myrnaloy #thisshitgetscrazy #whohasallcashtho #ineedamartini #itdidnthaveafinishedbasement #bowiewasright

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πŸ™ŒπŸΎBlack Panther Day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!This was me last night getting my ticket for tonight’s showing!!!!!! The ticket taker started laughing. #blackpanther #thisaintnojoke #blackpeopleunite #movies #losangeles #thegrove #wakanda #blackpride

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You see how this Syria situation will lead to the doors of Iran....and when it gets to Iran the Iranians will not be having it they will call up the Russians then China will join and form alliance (Gog and Magog) and get the rest of the Arab nations ready to fight and invade those fake Jews in the land of Israel and then Christ (YAHAWASHI) WILL RETURN back and shut everything down and this whole earth will belong to the ISRAELITES (The Real Ones) IN RIGHTEOUSNESS AND TRUTH (NO MORE WARS, LIES, NATIONS WILL LEARN THE LAW OF GOD IN THE KINGDOM) #patience #ItsAlmostOver #TheKingdomIsAtHand #LastDays #ThisAintNoJOKE #WAKEUP #repent #news #Bible #prophecy #iran #syria #war #israel #esau

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If you wanna be in my life in any way, shape or form...you better meditate, say some prayers, take some deep breaths. Get your motherfucking soul ready cause if you don't, you're gonna drown in my ocean and I won't save you. πŸ€·πŸ½πŸ˜ŽπŸ™ŒπŸ½πŸ‘οΈπŸ‘πŸ½πŸ’‹πŸ’«πŸ–€ #TruthTea #SorryNotSorry #RealTalk #TheDeeperTheBetter #ThisAintNoJoke #IssaFact #TheJourney #MindBodyAndSpirit

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I’m so looking forward to #spring and warmer weather and fun waves, #sunshine #shorebreak and #beer. Ever since I graduated early β€˜80s the ocean and pavement became my #gym 35yrs later I still keep working out, having #fun and drinking beer. #2018flproam #2018flcrossovertour coming to you this August. #thisaintnojoke #5straightdays #skatesurfskim #onlythebest #canyouhang #neverstopworking #waytoomuchfun #rundropslide #therealrundropslide #rds #rdsskimco @rdsmakai @spottampa

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If you're not concerned about organic foods you probably will be after watching this.. #wow #thisaintnojoke #pesticides

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Working on designs and tips tonight.. told y’all I do this #perfectyourcraft #thisaintnojoke #yournewmuaandnailtech πŸ’ΌπŸ’‹

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Its 2018 ladies... Y'all need to stop worrying about "Ashley" and start questioning about "Ashton"πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ Some of y'all baby daddies are "trade" booty calls for some of my fabulous gay friends and they refer to you as "fish" during pillow talk πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ #yourbabydaddylikesbananapussy #FACTS #EsepciallyBlackGuys #ThisAintNoJoke #hiremeladies #iwillhelpyoufindoutthetruth #forasmallfee #ialreadyknowthetruth #goodthingidontbelieveinouttingpeople πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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πŸ’ƒ The beauty and the beast πŸ…
Inside @noga_geller5 during the racing yesterday captured by @sailingenergy
@worldsailingofficial miami day 1️⃣
Noga currently ranked 2️⃣ If you follow MadaM you’ve gotta understand this #olympicsport is tough and our whole spirit behind it!
Be MadaM #getoutthereandsmashit
#beautyandthebeast #inspiration #obsessed #gogetit #thisaintnojoke
#olympics #windsurfing #fitnessgirl #roadtotokyo #fresh

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I spent -no joke- 36 mins on the phone to get a missing $20 bonus cash replaced and after telling me I only spent $32 that week (huggies deal) my customer rep did some 'soul searching' (her words not mine) and told me the bonus cash was being loaded. Never admitted she was wrong never apologized. So just a heads up, make sure none of your bonus cash is missing cuz its touch and go getting it back with #riteaiddeals #fightforyourmoney #thisaintnojoke #couponcommunity #badglitches #couponing #fyi

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Tonight’s dinner: Tri-tip tacos with cabbage slaw , cotija cheese, home made molcajete de tomatillo and molcajete roja , along with refried beans and street corn (elotes) πŸ”₯πŸ”₯ Thankyou for your help love!! @romiheli #fire #tritiptacos #instafire #yogafire #bomb #mealsthatheal #bbq #weber #thermoworks #cheflife #beef #imhungry #instabest #picoftheday #eatinggood #stopplayinwithme #thisaintnojoke #followme #realbbq #getoffyourpellets #getoffyourgas

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Today was another Ninja Competition! This one with UNAA. This was one of the toughest courses I have ever seen and definitely the toughest course I have ever completed on! Even though I had a lot of failures today, I had a lot of successes. I have to remind myself that I only started this journey 5 months ago. I can’t wait to see what the future brings. I am very grateful for my coaches @chaos_liz and Russ @chaoscourse, none of this would have been possible without them!

#nopainnogain #nopainnoglory #ninjawarrior #ninjawarriortraining #anw #americanninjawarrior #pushyourself #thisaintnojoke #bestworkoutever #ownyourlife #ownyourlifementor #chaoscourse #kcninjawarrior #kansascityninjawarrior #pushpastthepain #goals #smallgoals #dailyaccomplishments #fitness #healthy #unaa

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22 MINUTE HARD CORPS.....with my own #personaltrainer, #TonyHorton, in the comfort of my own home.
Yes, the workout itself is only 22 minutes BUT since they do not include a warm up in the workout session, it is highly recommended to warm up, prior to each & every workout you do....sooooo you can either do your own warm up ORRRRR the one they have conveniently supplied you with....the 11 minute #ColdStart. This is one of the series of moves (and if you swipe to the right of this post, you will see a short video of this ;) )
THEN....for extra fun.....we get to do the 11 minute #Core1 workout.
#22minutehardcorps #day1 #thisaintnojoke #BOD #digitalworkouts #becauseIloveme
thanks @lotusleggings !πŸ’•

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Lord Jesus......Day 5 of fitbody bootcamp 14 day challenge. Fueling your body to build muscle and burn fat is no joke. That was a mountain of egg whites, veggies and bruschetta. Put a fork in me people......🍴🍴🍴🍴🍴🍴🍴
#eatyourgreens #fitbodybootcamp #fitbodybootcampnorthridge #fit #fitness #fuel #health #healthy #youarewhatyoueat #challenge #buildmuscle #thisaintnojoke

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PSA: wash thy hands. wash thy kids' hands. hang out with thee doctor. get to know thee pharmacist. get thyself some serious rest. #teamnosubplans #thisaintnojoke (not pictured: thee 8 million snotty tissues) 🀒

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The top right is the #temperature reading for #Houston as stated on my #homescreen less than an hour ago!
The bottom left is what one of my #friends sent me from newr the #Detroit area!
Why is #Texas almost as cold as #Michigan right now??
#thisaintnojoke #itscoldoutchea #brrr

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