#wasntme

That face you make when you break something and your mum comes home screaming "WHO BROKE THIS" and you gotta act like you only just saw it.. πŸ‘€πŸ˜‚πŸ’™ #weveallbeenthere #wasntme

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Never pick your nose in public. If anything you get someone to pick it for you #boogies #donteatit #haha #remembertherewasthatoneguyinschool #wasntme #caughtintheact #thanksvic #lol

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Dino died today, so mum mapped out the crime scene. Dad wasn't impressed. I think we have our new prime suspect.... #RIPDino #bordercollie #Cappie #puppy #dinosaur #stuffed #crimescene #wasntme #nowonderdinosaursareextinct #istillhavenoideawheretheheadis

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Out of sight... Out of mind. #ffs #wasntme #aintnobodygottimeforthat #goodmorning πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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The face you make when your on TV πŸ“Ί#gododgers #dodgers #la #gotcaught #wasntme #foxnews. πŸ’™βšΎοΈπŸ’™πŸ’ͺ🏼

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NINE suitcases. One woman. #wasntme

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Surprised I've never done a heyimbee edit before πŸ˜‚πŸ€·πŸ½β€β™€οΈ -πŸ°πŸ’˜
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@heyimbee #heyimbee #heyimbeeedit #thecube #youtube #wasntme #shaggy #l4l
#gemsxgrp

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Got to go to a free screening... the movie was great. I liked it better than the second. #despicableme3 #lasvegas #amc #wasntme #minions #3wasbetterthan2

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I'm innocent! πŸ˜‡

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So my mom has a loooooot of explaining to do! After a perfectly good day at doggy day care I came home to find pictures of a strange dog on her phone! So many questions! Like who is this dude? And why is he in my car? And why didn't Mom take ME on an adventure? (spoiler alert: they went to the lake for some water play and apparently she thought my little water meltdown the other day was a good excuse not to take me out on the paddleboard today πŸ™„) πŸ€”πŸ˜’πŸΆπŸΎπŸ’¦.
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#homewrecker #wasntme #yougotcaught #itslikeidontevenknowyou #whymomwhy #heelerpal #whoisthisdude #dogs #leftout

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"Mommy - there's a problem. The toilet paper is BROKEN!!" Hmm. Wonder how that happened. #lookedawayforfiveseconds #pottytraining #shestheboss #littleboss #noidea #wasntme #123notit #onlypaper #ohwell #sayyesmore #shessocutethough #betterthepaperthanthetinkle

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Uhh, someone found the secret toy room
#whodat #wasntme πŸ‘…β€

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What are you talking about, mommy? I have no idea why that tree behind me is missing half its leaves πŸ˜‡ #dachshundsofinstagram #dachshund #doxiesofinstagram #doxie #wienerdog #wienerdogsofinstagram #sausagedog #dog #dogs #dogsofig #wasntme

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Buy ceramic pans they said... Non stick they said... They are better and cleaner than Teflon they added... Believe them I did... Duped I was!
Ceramic pans are the work of Satan, they deliberately make you look like you can not cook!

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Seriously not good. #wasntme

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Just a little fresh graffiti by my apt door. #wasntme #doesitmeansomething #homeforthenight

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If you are reading this . #free #wasntme #chicago #cookcounty #didntdoit

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Foster kitten mischief. #wasntme #werebored

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