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It is widely known that yours truly, William David Dinardo Jr. does a pretty good Shaggy impression. I dunno though, see for yourselves here! This one's for @stephenschriner @steveyork @__aaallexxx @mattyxsturdz @richfromkeynote @derickswiader or anyone else who was present when I did the Shaggy cover at a show way back. I did it a few times way back, maybe I should revive it? Also, I think @direalshaggy should hear it for himself, I may be "not black", but it's the best off-white Shaggy impression out there, ya know wut I'm sayin', Uncle Phil? You know??? #MistahBoombastic #WasntMe

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I got CRAZZZZY eyes but I swear I didn't go nuts in the middle of the night and knocked down all of your shampoo and condition in the shower. Nope, wasn't me! #wickedcatwednesday #wasntme #innocent #untilprovenguilty #cats #catstagram #catsofinstagram #cats_of_instagram #topcatphoto #meow #meowbox #instacat #instacat_meows #blackcats #black_cats_of_ig #blackcatsofinstagram #black_cats_of_ig #black_cat_crew #purrfect

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When you do something you aren't supposed to do and want to fix it quick before mom sees it... #wasntme #itsfinenow #momlife

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That one time mom caught me eating snow... ๐Ÿผโ„๏ธ #wasntme #snowplow #thisiswhatmyfacelookslike

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Walmart was just asking for someone to jump in it. #wasntme #butiwishitwas

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Floyd refuses to make eye contact when he sees that Mom found the little present he left. ๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿ™Š๐Ÿ™€๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿผโ€โ™€๏ธ
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Mom: Which one of you pooped in the foyer? โ˜๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿผ
*Floyd looks super guilty* ๐Ÿ˜
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Mom: Floyd was it you?! Floyd: Wait, what? Floyd who? Me?!?! Are you looking at me?! ๐Ÿ˜ฏ
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Floyd: Now Mom, Come on, I'm totally offended that you would even think I'd do something like that! ๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ˜
Me: Maybe Mom really doesn't know who did it. Maybe I shouldn't make eye contact with her either, just in case. ๐Ÿ˜‘ ๐Ÿ“ธ-Pic 5-
Floyd: Okay, yeah it was me ๐Ÿ˜ฌ.... But, look how cute I am!!! ๐Ÿถ๐Ÿค—๐Ÿค—
Mom: Yeah, you're lucky that you're so dang cute! ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿผ
Me: Whew, I dodged another bullet on that one! ๐Ÿ˜จ
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#wasntme #hedidit ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿถ #LennoxAndFloyd #boxers #puppyproblems #boxerpuppy #badboy #puppy #baddog #LifeofaBoxerMom

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#nodurian #wasntme

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Wasn't me says Remi!!!! #yorkielove #wasntme #yorkieshananagans #bigyorkie

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What are you looking at? Of course I didn't murder the cat grass by dropping it from a height. I loved it so much! Ah well, not really. Anyway, it wasn't me. Why don't you ask the sneaky ferals or maybe it was the wind? #wasntme
Happy #wickedcatwednesday buddies, hope you are having a wicked day ๐Ÿ˜ˆ Do check out the hash tag #wickedcatwednesday for wicked stories from #wickedcats !
#wickedcatwednesday #teamwicked #black_cat_crew #blackcatsofinstagram #bestofblackcats #catsofig #blackcatsofig #catsofinstagram #mustlovecats #saveblackcats #chatnoir #coicommunity #lovecats๐Ÿ’Ÿ๐Ÿ’ž๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’›๐Ÿ’—๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ’ž๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’‹โค๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ˜ป๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ˜ธ๐Ÿ˜ผ๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ’›๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’˜๐Ÿ˜ป๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ’‹โค๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’

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๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚#wasntme

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Chillin with my goobs. I think she farted ๐Ÿ˜ท๐Ÿ˜น#somethingstinks #wasntme #catsofinstagram #pixiebob #wednesday

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When u get caught liking hella bitches pictures online ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ #relationshipissues #relationshipgoals #funnyshit #wasntme

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"-So who broke the bassdrum skin?"
"-Wasn't me. The guitarist did it"
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#day39 this little un makes me chuckle
He looks so guilty and he wasn't even doing anything #๐Ÿ˜‚ .
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#brianthescottishfold #weirdo #googlyeyes #scottishfold #kittycat #100happydays #mycatisweird #guilty #wasntme

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Who dunnit? #wasntme #itwashim #itwasher

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Middle of the week m&m brownie bites๐Ÿค” hmm.. I think so! You'll know where to find me later. #deathbychocolate #wasntme

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Dog Party #wasntme

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It wasn't tequila but I'm officially vaccinated ๐Ÿ˜ I'm also 37lbs ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿฉ๐Ÿ” #WorthIt #Freedom.
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Give some love to my furriends @hugo_the_newfie
@crisouthegolden .
@huskienala .
@life_of_bronx . ๐Ÿพ ๐Ÿพ Use my code 'SKYE' for 10% off @KONAleashes (and help pups in shelters!) .

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When granny catches you/your daughter dropping the bombs ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ #wasntme

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