therock

This was funny. I was wondering why my feed was blowing up from women watching #TheBachelorette. Appreciate the bro-luv from all the guys on the cast. Started to think about it... If I wasn't who I was today - not famous and just a guy trying to find that elusive luv on a hugely popular reality TV show. I WOULD BE A TERRIBLE CHOICE if I were on the show as a contestant. I cuss too much, my hands are too calloused and rough, my sense of humor is straight up outhouse rated R, I sing off key, think taking drives in my pick up is sexy and find great pride in being the current reigning, defending, undisputed heavyweight tongue wrestling champion of world. I'm 100% positive I would get kicked off the show's first episode when I ask The Bachlorette, with a cool wink.... You ready for a shot at the tongue wrestling title woman? No rose for DJ and he immediately gets sent home. But he does go home a champion. 🌹

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enrico90

😍😍😍

manalimou

No you would most definitely would not be kicked off the first episode... 😉😘 @therock

Brownshuga911

@therock um totally down to tongue wrestle with you 😜😜😜

Destaneé Newby💎Rare

Wow I can't lie if I was the Bachlorette and you @therock asked me that I'd answer you but I'd have to stop crying/laughing first, and turn around and say O'YEA YOU READY TO LOSE THAT TITLE!!!!! 😂😂

Kevin

Did u do your own stunts

Niknok Ing

I love fast and the furious 8

AdN.

Nice