Kirby Jenner

Amatuer Model / Lover of all things / Fraternal Twin of Kendall Jenner ---> kirbyjenner@aol.com

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Water is life. Life is water. Water is H2O. Kendall is literally the most hydrated person I know, so it’s obvi why we want this bday to be all about raising money to get clean water to people who need it! Please donate anything you can!! Link to donate in bio! @charitywater #WaterIsDope #butHalfAndhalfIsDelicious #Drank4CartonsAtOurBdayBreakfast #StrongBones #WaterTooTho

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As you prob know, Kendall and I take Halloween VERY srsly. No LOL. Ghosts and ghouls and pumpkins are serious business. This year, Kendall dressed up as the “ghost of a girl who got 2nd degree rope burn from her tire swing and died” and I went as “cute giraffe.” Kinda bummed I didn’t win the costume contest but Khloe’s Megatron costume was friggin lit AF 🔥 🔥 🔥  #CongratsKhloe #SuperSeriousHalloween2017 #DidntGetScaredOnce #HadToTakeTheWholeCostumeOffToPee #HappyHalloween

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Kendall is going on a “Sandwich Diet” where she basically just doesn’t eat any sandwiches for a month and she hired me to be her “Sandwich Police” which basically means I just don’t let her eat any sandwiches. Not really great at my job tho b/c I thought she was texting on her phone but she was actually just eating a sandwich smh lol. I guess both of us aren’t great at keeping pinky promises 😕😑 #iPromiseToDoBetter #CanTheyTakeMyBadgeAwayForThis? #YesIHaveABadge #SandwichPolice

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Had kind of an earth shattering experience this week... found out Kermit the Frog is just a puppet. Idk. I’m mad. Feel like I’ve been lied to. This was our 4th shoot together and I had no idea. Gunna keep my head up though and power through the week. Dang. #NeverMeetYourHeros #ThoughtWeWereFriends #NowIKnowWhyHeNeverTextedBack #TheGreenMachine #KendallLooksFlawlessTho

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Did you guys know flamingas are real?! Here are three things I learned I have in common with flamingas: 1) We like to eat shrimp 2) We’re afraid of predators hiding in tall grass and 3) we have a strong sense of family. We also get kinda nervous when working with strangers but @kyliejenner kept us all calm and focused. #Flamingas #OnlyGotBitOnce #KylieDidntGetBit #ShesAFlamingaWhisperer

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There have been some rumors about me and @ddlovato and I can ASSURE you that we’re definitely JUST Dance Dance Revolution Partners (she always wins tho ha smh). And also we play Uno together. And we used to carpool to karate class with @Kendalljenner. But that’s it. Oh and once we split a pumpkin pie but it was after Thanksgiving so it was on sale tbh #KirbyAndDemi #SorryNotSorry #JustFriends #TheFriendZoneSoundsLikeADopePlaceToThrowABirthdayParty #ThoughtDemiWasKylieForLike40Minutes #lol

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Modeling is super fun but inventing clothes is my real passion! This jumpsuit was inspired by the movie "Kangaroo Jack," features two separate sandwich pockets and is completely flame resistant! Special s/o to Kim for letting me have her old Levi's to repurpose. Feels good to accomplish something so important and I’m excited to hopefully (fingers crossed!!!) sell them in front of select Subway restaurants across the SoCal area. #FootLongFashion #ActuallyDontMentionThisToKim #HaventTechnicallyAskedForHerOldJeansYet #DenimDrama #SandwichPocket

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Dressed up like a haunted couch for this insanely awesome shoot with @patrickdemarchelier and @thelovemagazine!!! Just like episodes of Scooby Doo, sometimes fashion makes sense and sometimes I don't understand it at all ha. But it's always what we take away that matters. On this shoot, I took away two bags of Doritos, a Dr. Pepper and a super fun time lol Link to my full Love Magazine interview above in bio! #GottaLoveCrafty #CanScoobyTalk? #HauntedFurniture

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Got to style my first photoshoot! I went with the theme of "Steve Jobs At the Beach" which was inspired by a dream I had of going to the beach with Steve Jobs. The dream ended in a BRUTAL shark attack but luckily the shoot didn't LOL!!! #SharksAreActuallyPrettyNice #HahaPictureASharkWearingATurtleNeck #SwimsuitSeason

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Ok the rumors are true… @GigiHadid and I got asked to leave set the other day b/c we were having too much fun pranking Kendall and the photographer threatened to quit smh. Just wanted to publicly apologize to everyone and announce that I’m going to limit my pranks to 1 or 2 a day instead of like 40 a day. Gunna be hard, but I’ll pull through. Thanks Fam. xo, Kirby #NotAJoke #PrankLimit #ThePhotographerCried #WeHadFunTho #lol

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Kendall has this pretty understandable fear of jumping up in the air (she thinks she’ll just keep floating up and up and up forever) so I always act as her stunt coordinator when she does jumps on set. Definitely a big responsibility but she returns the favor by holding my hand when we’re at the airport because I’m scared of getting lost. #Fearless #Focus #Responsibility

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Had a friggin blast at the YMCA YoYo Camp this summer learning how to YoYo like world champion Zach Gormley! Feeling pretty good about all the progress I’ve made in the last couple of months since I found this YoYo at Drake’s Bar Mitzvah Anniversary Party. Excited to see where I’ll be in 2018!!! #BeLikeGormley #Style #Finesse #FreakinSidewinderIsSoFreakinHardTho #YoYoHeads #ThanksDrake

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Drake Bell hosts a backyard movie-a-thon every summer and this year he chose all 8 Harry Potter movies back to back. I think this pic was snapped right when Hagrid says “you’re a wizard, Harry” and all of us were pretty SHOOK by the news even though we already knew that Harry was a wizard LOL smdh #WoreOurHouseColors #WeGetIntoIt #RealHair #Supplements #MagicIsReal #SupplementsAreReal #AllMyHairFellOutTheNextDay

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On our way to coach North's Pee-Wee soccer game!! Hoping to do better than last time tho... I'm a nervous eater and last game I accidentally ate 10 giant freezer bags worth of orange slices and then threw up all over Little Jeffrey's mom :l All good tho, as a way of saying sorry I'm bringing juicy pork sliders for the entire team! Always dope to get kids involved in outdoor activities at an early age and even more dope to teach them about nutritious snacks. #DefinitelyGunnaStealOne #PleaseDontTell #ThoseMomsAreSavageAF #PorkSliders

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Ran outta tix for the Bazaar event so we told security that I was Mom and Kendall’s “accessory organizer” and they totally let me in for free hahaha. Suckers!! I’ll happily hold some stuff as long as I get free appetizers all friggin night. #EasiestJobEver #BeenHoldingMomsPurseAndMimosaForOver20Years #FreakinProAnyway #ItsOnMyResume #SquadLookingFlawless

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Kendall and I got invited to what I thought was a Mets baseball game and were told to wear our FANCIEST outfits. It ended up being a swanky museum party with tons of tiny food plates! I think I ate like 40 pigs in a blanket AND got to try fish for the very first time. Also check out my exclusive interview with Yahoo Celebrity where I showed them this pic lol (link in bio) #TryingNewThings #SecurityTookMySword #PokedJenniferLawrenceWithMySwordByAccident #SorryJen #MetGala

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Been testing out some of my stand up material on the squad and everyone SRSLY loves my sandwich related knock-knock jokes. For instance, Knock Knock / Who’s there? / Lettuce / Lettuce who? / Lettuce in, it’s FREEZING out here!!! Auntie Grace laughed so hard she had to straight up leave the fashion show and cool down at a Wetzel’s Pretzels for 10 minutes LOL. #KnockKnock #WhosThere #KirbyTheComedian #KirbyTheComedianWho #KirbyTheComedianComingAtYa #LOL #TheNextCarrotTop

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Had kind of a late night trying to glue Khloe’s aquarium back together (which I broke with my new bow and arrow haha oops) and I kept falling asleep on set smdh. Our photographer, Patricia, kept throwing candy into my mouth to wake me up but I srsly almost choked on one so she just gave up and decided that me sleeping made the pic more artistic hahaha. #DontTellKhloeIBrokeHerAquarium #Shouldn'tHaveTypedThat #IDon'tKnowHowToDeleteStuffYet #IAlreadyReplacedTheFishAndSheDefinitelyDoesntRealize

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SO EMBARRASSING... totally thought Kendall said we were going to "mime camp" but I guess she said "voter registration rally." Lol All good I had fun anyway tho. Ended up using the art of miming to help 20 youngsters register to vote AND taught them about the three branches of government :) #ClassyMime #AlsoMimedAVotingBooth #GotStuckInTheInvisibleVotingBooth #yolo

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Kendall volunteered to chaperone my roller hockey team outing to Shakey’s Pizza but I screwed up and got the date wrong and also the location wrong and also the season apparently ended two months ago but we still ate pizza and goofed around all day lol! smdh #SorryForMissingOurTeamOutingEveryone #ExcitedForNextSeason

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I don't usually play with my food cause eating it is already so much fun, but when Kevin James asks you to play pizza catch... you don't turn that shiz down!!! #PizzaCatch #GoldenGlobes #WasBummedSmashmouthDidntPerform #ThoughtSmashmouthWasPerforming #RuinedMomsJacket #WhitePowerSuit #WaitNVM

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Pretty rad new collab with @DanielWellington and @KendallJenner! Funny story... this photoshoot was a couple weeks ago and I still can’t get this tie untied smdh. I successfully cut the shirt off but the tie musta been tied by the worlds strongest stylist!!! LOL #DWClassicPetite #TightCollabWithATightTie #StartingToChoke #PleaseHelpMe #SeriouslyWhoTiedThisThing

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Mom told me that I’m “not fierce enough” and tbh it kinda hurt my feelings haha. Was pretty grateful tho when Kendall let me jump in on this @versace_official ad so I could practice being fierce in a safe zone. I showed it to my mom as a progress report and she said I was “unrecognizable” which I think was definitely a compliment! Just goes to show that practice makes perfect and don’t let the haters get you down (even if the hater is your own mom LOL)!!! @kendalljenner #ThanksKendall #FinallyFierce #TigerInsideMe #ImABadBoy

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Patiently waited 4 hours for a table at the Hard Rock Cafe before I realized I forgot to put our name on the list smdh! TBH it was the maddest I’ve seen Kendall in a while but I can’t even blame her cause we were hungry AF haha. We got some tuna sammies at 7-Eleven tho so we good!!! #SorrySis #CanYouVenmoMeForThoseSammies #EightBucks #NotABigDealThoCauseIScrewedUp

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Can’t believe I got to live my Wild Wild West dreams with Kendall and this giant horse named Greg. His owner said he couldn’t do any tricks but in less than an hour I taught him how to eat peanut butter right out of my mouth!!! Either I’m the REAL horse whisperer, or Greg’s owner is a freakin idiot. He also ate a carrot, sugar cubes, hay, and a AAA battery, which apparently I wasn't supposed to feed him haha! smdh #HorseFam #HorseSquad
#AlsoTurnsOutHorsesCANBite

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Kylie and I were playing hide n seek in a spooky mansion in our neighborhood and I hid in this box for a whole day before she found me LOL! I was gunna jump out and shout BOO (which is her least favorite word) but I got too cozy and fell asleep smdh. I was super grateful to breathe some fresh air but also super proud of my hiding skills ha! Thanks @casper for the dope mattress box! #NotEnoughAirHoles #AlmostDied #CoolPranks

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#TBT to Lorde’s “Travel Back In Time” party. Kendall wore a Charlie Brown dress and I wore a leather jacket but was kicked out after spilling cran-raspberry juice all over a fancy fur couch. It’s like…every time I go to Lorde’s house I get kicked out for ruining a couch lol smdh. She’s nice tho. #iWillNeverBeRoyal #SorryIRuinedYourCouch #CranRasberry #LordeHaveMercy #lol

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Ever since I got my pet bird, Shannon, we’ve wanted to put together a freakin dope magic show for the squad. But doing magic in front of people is hella scary... so Kim got me and Kanye a Groupon for a magic class and now me and Shannon have been called “the best dinner theater at Dave & Busters” so far!!!!!!! #ThanksKim #ImaChillHarryPotterNow #AlsoAfraidOfBirds #SmokeInhalation

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Found this coat sitting next to a dumpster behind an @Arbys and yelled “DIBS” so loud that I lost my voice for like 3 whole days haha!! Sometimes fashion is just MEANT to happen... Plus now me and Kendall look like chill AF bears LOL!!! #JustInTime4SnowDogs2Premiere #Sundance #Squad

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