Matthew Riley

I'm a huge turd-sandwich, but you'll have to take a bite at sometime or another...

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Hey I was on a Disney XD gameshow.
Here's the final shot of me losing said gameshow.

#shecheatedbtw

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Does this jacket make me look phat?

Photo credz: @brendanthegr8
Phone credz: @_sethrakos_
#lalife

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Mood.

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Met one of the most creative talented upcoming artists the other night! Thanks @brookecandy for letting me dance on stage with you!!! Love your music from "Das Me" to your new single "Living out Loud" ft. @siathisisacting (the video gave me chills) cheers ❀️

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Peep the new hair...
my first LA cut πŸ‘€πŸ’‡πŸ½β€β™‚οΈπŸŒ€
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#lalife #freshcut #newlook #feelingmyself #haircut #actor #hashtag #notmypresident

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Credz: @brendanthegr8

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Taken from putting my phone against a telescope πŸ”­πŸŽ‰πŸ‘
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#hollywoodsign #hollywood #losangeles

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Today I played the part of that guy who gets stalked & hunted down in the streets of Manhattan. Terror came easy to play to since every step I took was a slippery one. ✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨
Oh, and a homeless man offered to kiss me but I told him that my mom said I wasn't allowed ☹️ ✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨
Had fun being involved in the madness that is music video production... yea! @brendanthegr8
#setlife #dreamjob #nyc #homelessadoringfans #myfacelookslikeahalfmoon 🌜

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Cheers to the ripe year ahead πŸΎπŸŽ‰πŸŽŠπŸŽˆπŸŽ πŸŽ―πŸŽ€πŸš€πŸ’°
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#happynewyear #2017

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I remember most of last night but I woke up with this on my phone and no recollection of what or why ... so here ya go. @brianwcarpenter @brendanthegr8 #21stbirthday #iggyazalea πŸŽ‰πŸΎ

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I used to be the cuter kid @dana81493

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#LAfashionweek callback! If I can eat breadsticks until I'm nauseous and still be considered for modeling jobs, so can you!
πŸ”†πŸ“’πŸ‘β€πŸ—¨πŸƒβ—οΈβ•πŸ’˜πŸŒšπŸ‘πŸΌ #la #lalife #modeling #model #sincewhen #bodypositivity #foodie #setlife #believeinyou #defystereotypes

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Forgot a belt for my audition today... used my laptop case's drawstring and it worked pretty well! #desperatetimes #desperatemeasures #fashion #lalife

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My #wcw goes out to my dad. Since LA I've been realizing more and more how much I'm like my parents and unlike the stereotype, I'm pretty happy about it. Today I feel like I need to dig deep into my sense of humor and inventiveness and since i got those from my old man, (as you can clearly see) it won't be hard to get into that mindset. I can make friends no matter where I go and I know that I inherited that from you. Cheers to the gene pool I'm from and cheers to my rockstar dad β—οΈπŸ€˜πŸΌπŸΊ

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Last nights on set Nick Cannon's #caughtoncamera dude's funny and s3 is literally a partyπŸŽ‰

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Our footprints point not in the direction we've been, but in the direction we're goingπŸ‘£

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πŸ˜ŽπŸŒŠβ˜€οΈ

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I think I'm starting to see a trend... 🐣🐣🐣

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Finally, an upscale restaurant catered to my needs! (Don't order the πŸ†)😜

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Bye for now NJ, see you LAter

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Had fun at Hibachi for my #hibΓ¦chi's 19th bday.β£πŸ£πŸ±πŸŽ‚πŸŽ‰πŸŽ‰πŸŽ‰πŸŽ‰πŸŽ‰πŸŽ‰πŸŽ‰πŸŽ‰πŸŽ‰πŸŽ‰πŸŽˆ @nikkicusick

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So as my followers (all 2 of them) might know, I got minor neck surgery πŸ’‰with stitches. The doctorsπŸ’ŠπŸ’Š said I just need to bandage it and it'd be super easyπŸ‘πŸΌπŸ‘πŸΌπŸ‘πŸΌ Here's the fun part, a WHILE ago I went shopping and band aids was on the list but I, being the person I am, said to myself "I'm gonna buy Disney princess band aids because I'm hilariousπŸ˜‚" Fast forward ⏩to now: these mf-ing band aids are the only ones in the house 🏑and I have work in 20minπŸ•¦... Guess I'm wearing Ariel on my neck today...✌🏼️ P.s. I got Aurora from sleeping beauty

P.s.s. She's upsidedownπŸ™ƒ ...P.s.s.s. She keeps falling off so nvm 🌚

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Selfies from the neck up is my aesthetic

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Follow ya boi's example and get ur butt moles checkedπŸ‘πŸΌ

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No, mom, I'm not a furry it's just a snapchat filter... Snap... Snapcha... Yes the lil ghostie one... πŸ™„πŸ˜‚πŸ˜ͺ

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Like thisπŸ‘πŸΌ -so that when I'm ugly later I can say that I was pretty even if just for these few seconds. So that I know this happiness was lived and not just captured. and that my smile was genuine in a time when genuine is rare πŸ™ˆβœ¨

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My film I did with the Asylum is now out on the video on demand channel Go watch noooooowowow nowowww #theasylum watch me get healed by aliensπŸ‘½

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Is #ootd dead or am I still allowed to post this?
Reppin' them memes ft. My ever changing eye pigments πŸ€—

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I'm always shitfaced (also shout out to @jabberwocky_tamer for my favorite sweater of all time)

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