amyschumer

http://newyorker.com/instagram

3,017 posts 6,366,098 followers 673 following

Awful things are coming out right now. And we are all so upset and triggered. With the outrage we feel for all these offenders. Don’t forget this one.

2,897💬

New couple alert @meteorshowerbwy

178💬

My dad stood today with the help of a device. But he stood. Thank you to his nurse Sam. Dr Kanter and Dr Sadiq everyone at Tish for their MS stem cell work. Also Pure Prairie League for their song “Aime” his favorite song. We had a good day.

1,770💬

Loading...

#wcw Levi floating

138💬

So @laurabenanti has been hiding behind things at the theater and popping out at me. #shesabadperson #unfitmotherfriendandactor

146💬

Happy birthday @vanessabayer you are a lil sweetie pie and i love you more than Gwen ever will

58💬

Loading...

Happy birthday @jimmykimmel let’s celebrate the best way by me posting a picture I like of me!

365💬

❤️🙌🏼❤️🙌🏼❤️

3,146💬

I am a proud founding member of @collectivenyorg congrats on a great show everyone!

79💬

Loading...

We’ve got bows in different area codes. I’ll see myself out

488💬

Happy Veterans Day! My grandma Betty Jones was an airplane mechanic and my grandpa Kenneth Jones was an aerial gunner in the U.S. Marine Corps and a hell of a trumpet player. Thank you to our veterans.

160💬

Steve in his dressing room made for him by @jjasondaunter its a broom closet but he is very pleased @meteorshowerbwy

426💬

Loading...

Watch @bridgeteverett today in her show #loveyoumore its streaming on @amazonvideo its sexy as hell and hilarious and will blow your mind. Please watch and then thank me! Here she is using me as a table #heart #nudity #roughsex #tenderkindness

587💬

Kim and I have always had it going on #tbt

362💬

These beautiful gals and Amy P have gotten me through this year and I’d like to say thank you America Lena and Am Tam. And a whole lot of other women. Cayce Leah Jude Rachel Shea Lisa. I saw these ladies blood sweat and tears. We held each other up. I’m sure lots of you had your sisters to keep you upright this year. It’s nice to see this break in the clouds.

253💬

Loading...

Ya heard?! 🙌🏼 V is for victory in Virginia!! Tonight feels good. Let’s enjoy love beating hate!😻

2,226💬

I was in Steve Martin’s play “Picasso at the Lapin Agile” in college. Here is a clip of me and my friend @vinceeustace from the show. #meteorshower

158💬

This’ll help! In case any one is curious about voting today here’s what I’m doing. Yes to rescind state pensions of elected officials who become felons and YES on the environmental one

162💬

Loading...

Let’s have hope together. Link in bio thank you @newyorkermag

306💬

NYC come out! @sammorril will make you laugh hard and feel better about yourself.

51💬

Go see my main squeeze @woodyharrelson in @lbjmovie

93💬

170💬

#thankyouforyourservice is in theater now! I’m very proud to be in this movie.

109💬

Sisters on Broadway

99💬

My first play I was 5 playing Gretyl in sound of Music. I will not be doing the stage door because I am a frightened introvert. 😘 @meteorshowerbwy

112💬

Tonight is the first preview of @meteorshowerbwy I was born here in Manhattan and have been seeing broadway shows since I was 5. I wished and dreamed for this moment. Every order of fried calamari I served or beer I poured or audition I humiliated myself at got me here. Myself @laurabenanti @keeganmic and @jeremyshamos have worked our asses off with the help of our lovely Jerry Zaks. Thank you Steve Martin for believing in me and thank you to every single audience member who will see this production. I am so grateful and won’t take this for granted. Thanks to the crew and Especially Mariah. Jason. Matt. Steve and Adam. #wholovesyou

1,126💬

🐙

229💬

For @kimcaramele Halloween is all day everyday

100💬

I love our director Jerry Zaks very much. He probably needs a lil break from me tho @meteorshowerbwy

116💬