Anthony Padilla

i am a professional businessman with a business email ↓my new high quality merch↓

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i smashed every tendon in my left leg to take this photo because i needed something good to show you i’m in the new #youtuberewind for the first time as a solo creator and i’m incredibly flattered to have been included alongside so many talented people

ps see if you can find me in the video because 99% won’t be able to recognize me -


happy birthday @ianhecox! we met in the sixth grade and now we’re both 30 and old and disgusting. here’s a photo to remind you of our more attractive years. miss you, dude.


i‘m joining @amazingphil in posting a 2005 selfie i just found. i legitimately believed i wasn’t emo.



happy thanksgiving 🦃


choose a door —
door #1: a man wearing a bath mat for a sweater
door #2: a reflection of yourself that makes you realize you’ve always been looking to others rather than within yourself for your own sense of self worth
door #3: a youtuber shamelessly promoting their merch link in bio use code BF25 for 25% off this week only


swipe for a riveting story about my merch
(link in bio. so glad you guys love my new video. thank you for always supporting me)



dear @calvinklein & @amazonfashion, thank you for partnering with me. here are a few photos for you to choose from for the #mycalvins campaign. i’m not sure which one you will like. plz swipe to see and then respond. thx.


someone once told me my sweater looks like a bathroom rug and i couldn’t agree more.
📸 @mielmonster


clearly enjoying the great outdoors



it was strange stumbling into a field of rotten pumpkins but i’ve seen stranger things


what’s your favorite part about halloween?
a) trick or treating
b) halloween costumes
c) when the souls of the restless dead find bodies to possess until an exorcism performed by a catholic priest
d) all of the above


photoshoot with some other introverts.

and yes that’s my real hair #stophairshaming. 📸@mielmonster



my main bitch


why yes, i did just drop my first music video (with these two incredible dancers @alysonstoner & @dtrix) rate my singing abilities below 1-10 (i’m deleting all comments with numbers 1-9, thx) [link in bio]


“why you always moisturize”, a short story by anthony padilla



i love scarves but it’s too hot in LA so what i’m trying to say is i’m finding a colder place to live 📸 @mielmonster


can’t find the perfect halloween emoji so here’s a caption with absolutely no emojis. @horrornights @unistudios #universalhhn


it is a law in seven states that you are required to wear a beanie and flannel, with well-coiffed hair in a photo during the fall season each year, so i’m just posting this to make sure no legal action is taken against me, thanks! in partnership with @axe #yougotsomething 📸 @mielmonster



i’m doing nothing nerdy with my sunday. i am a very cool guy who does not do nerdy things.


please don’t talk about my thumb. only give compliments about how cute we look. thanks. (last night at people’s one to watch party with @mielmonster)
stylists: @desireemorales & @cdittmer, 👕 @toddsnyderny, 👖 @paige, 👞 @ports1961menswear


when you’re nervous about hugging someone for the first time 🎥 (tag 38 friends who relate)[@iisuperwomanii]


just three chaps making tea 🍵 (is chaps correct? trying this whole british lingo thing out)


i’ve been finding glitter in every crevice of my body for the past 24 hours


i’m smiling on the inside


raided our parents’ closets and went to a roller rink. some would call it ‘living the dream’ (is that @amazingphil’s hand on my chest?)


YOU: are you and @mielmonster dating??? ...
ME: click the link in my bio for your answer! ...
YOU: why won’t you just tell me??? ...
ME: because i- ...
YOU: oh i get it, this is a ploy for you to get more views on youtube, isn’t it??? ...
ME: i mean, you really will find out if you click the link in- ...
YOU: NO! i will not click the link in your bio. i have better things to do with my life! ...
ME: *unintelligible muttering between sobs*


i'm on the front cover of @bellomag magazine. please choose a response below:
a) wow that gold chain is so sick & dope
b) wow none of the above
c) wow all of the above
📸 @artGphoto, 👔 @official_lukatonic, 💇🏻‍♂️ @patrickchai1


the post-it note has the name of the person's soul i absorbed to stay youthful


having a really great birthday thank you all so much for the birthday wishes


turned 30 but don't feel a day over 12 at @disneyland can i stay here forever?