Anthony Troli

I have a love/hate relationship with myself.

http://anthonytroli.com/video

280 posts 8,391 followers 422 following

You done did good.

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The first time I stood on a pier I thought it was a bridge to China. I quickly realized that this was not true, and that I was in fact an idiot.

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The older you get, the more important it is to have good friends to be bad kids with. Here's my pal drunkenly defying a sign that read KEEP OFF.

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I put this hat on and now my name is Mickey. I'm a bookie with a big heart who just got out of prison, and I'm here to prove that everyone deserves a second chance.

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Not sure if my parents were trying to start a cult or if they were just incredibly horny in the 90s.

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Lil ol' me had a dandy day of birth.
Also, meth is marvelous.

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Came for the adult movies. Stayed for the water bed.

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Aw Montreal, the poor man's Paris.

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A letter to whom the hip-hop community commonly refers to as my "day one bitches."

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I'll give my address to anybody who wants to get wine drunk and chat Fellini flicks or just get wine drunk.

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Had a ball at the dad and daughter dance at my little girl's juvenile detention center.

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Your boy is back in business.

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I won't apologize.

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I made pals with a few New Zealanders drinking tequila on a beach which really set today's mood.

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This is my neighbor Hudson "with the hair" no last name. He's my new best friend.

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(500) Days of Blade Runner.

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I'm here to pick up your dad for prom. I'll wait while he finishes his makeup.

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Babys' Day Out.

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My mom grew up with 3 older brothers, raised 4 boys, and I've only seen her cry once which was at the end of Toy Story 3 so it was completely understandable. Here we are drunk with my tie around her head. She's one hip little lady. Happy Mother's Awareness Day.

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Captain's Log. Day One. We hit the high seas.

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It's important to set achievable goals.

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Not pictured: all the pussy I was drowning in.

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My parents have a rad little thing going on.

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Got a wee bit high and ended up in 1928. How do I tell these fine folks about the Great Depression?

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As you can see by my brother's bangs, Mama Troli needed a better place to hide the scissors.

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Your dad called. He wants his steez back.

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Life update. Link in bio.

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Method actor Daniel Day Lewis plays a Scottish terrier in my latest video. URL in the thing. @chadykins shot this.

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Naked, but I ain't afraid :) hehe

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