Liking my body today. Thanks exercise and healthy eating. #bodypositivity
I bought this hat yesterday without even looking in the mirror. #goodbuy
Today's long run. My race is Sunday. I am absolutely not ready but I'm gonna power through it anyway. (I will probably be the last one across the finish line, but as long as I cross that's all that matters). #10ktraining #running #slowestrunnerofthemall #flanagansribrun
Same, Michael. #stillwithher
When you trade in your testicles for the cone of shame. #binx
When you have no friends but you do have a white animal on a Friday night. #snapchatwhyyouracist?
Yesterday, I got turned into a unicorn 🦄 #haircolor
Almost 15,000 steps today. #serverlife but I only made like $20.