Asya and Macintosh (@asyaandmac)

Asya and Macintosh

Hi, we are Asya (deaf) and Macintosh. We're rescues from the Moscow streets. To commission a pet portrait contact me here or go to:

http://amdrawing.etsy.com

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Admit it, human. The only reason you woke me up at 3 am today was petty vengeance and not this need-to-get-to-the-airport BS. #SuchABadLooser #GonnaHaveMyRevenge #ForYears #CountMonteAsya

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You don't appreciate waking up all week at the break of dawn because of some naughty kitty? Do you want to talk about that? #HowDoesItMakeYouFeel #LetsWorkThroughItTogether #MayBeYouHadTroubledChildhood

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Thing inside a thing inside a thing. #AsyaComplicatedSubject #OutOfTheBoxIsSoYesterday #SendMeSomePlaceNice

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My crazy jumps are getting less crazy every year. Human says that someone is getting too fat. But I can't fathom who that may be unless she is talking about herself. #GravityIsJustJealous #OfAllThatBeauty #AndWhoCouldBlameIt

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Human spilled my water bowl today. On me. Taking applications for the new human. #WouldConsiderRealityShowContractToo #ImVeryGoodAtSaying #YoureFired

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I can barely hold my emotions about your latest make up choices, woman. Or can I? #NoCantDo #SomeThingsAreJustImpossible #HoweverGreatAnActressYouAre #YoursDisgusted #AsyaTragicActress

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Had a minor poop accident. Measures like this were totally uncalled for. #TheHumiliationOfIt #ItWasntEvenThatBigAPoo #SoNotLikeDivasShouldBeTreated

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Who ate my breakfast, then Mac's breakfast and then begged for food like the most tragic kitty on the brink of starvation? Dunno what you're talking about. #AsyaAnOutrageousLiar #EatingDisordersIsTheNewBlack #WhenYoureAStarlet

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Remember, kids, whatever happens, stop doing interesting stuff the moment your human takes the phone out. #YouCanDoIt #Catting101 #WisdomOfCatGenerations #AsyaInspirationalSpeaker

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We thought it's been too long since #AsyaTragicActress made a really tragic appearance. So we gathered a few of the best for you, enjoy. #TheSaddestKittyInTheWorld #BreakingMyHeartSince2013 #SorryForShittyQuality #TragedyDoesntWaitForGoodLightToShowUp

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Happy Birthday, Ozzmaster @osvaldthenorse! Being extra dorky today in your honor! #ServedReallyNiceLutefiskOnYourParty #OsvaldThe1YearOld

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There's this kind of guy who simply can't help being hero. Magnus aka @marshawelsh aka #RagnarLothbrok aka #JonSnow is just the type. #MajorSwoon #HandsomenessOnPoint
#AMDrawingEtsyShop

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Morning #ClimbAHuman exercise. #AsyaFitnessGuru #ReleasingMyOwnProgrammSoon #Minus10PoundsAndOneBathrobeInAMonth
P.S.: reposting due to technical troubles. Come on, Instagram, brace yourself.

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This cat you caught sleeping on the kitchen counter again wasn't me. #ThoseAreNotTheDroidsYoureLookingFor #JediMindTricksOnPoint #CatSuperpowerMonday

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Happy Birthday, #AlexThePrince @katia_nicolas! Does the dress code for your party include a tiara? #CheckOutHowGoodMyProfileIs #ItWouldRockAnyCoin #SureItsAHint #LoveHavingRoyalFriends #AlexunaBirthdayBoy
P.S.: our dearest friend Alex @katia_nicolas has been diagnosed with FIV and few other viruses recently. And it's after his mom has been constantly fighting like a selfless hero for his health for almost two years without any answers. She's one of the most devoted cat moms we've ever met. Please, show her some support in her struggle. We wish Alex very long and happy life and if anyone can give him that it's his amazing mom β€οΈπŸ™

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I bet you didn't know a thing like this could be a perfect cat trap. #TotallyIrresistible #BetterThanCatnip #StationeryAddictsAnonymous
P.S.: the picture on the background is by amazing artist and my friend @anastasiyakis

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I can't believe this happened. My precious sleeping beauty. I wish there were a prince who could wake you up with a kiss this time. May your forever dreams be the sweetest, my dearest Sophie. You're leaving us all heartbroken here. @sophielovestuna #ripsophie #rememberingsophielovestuna #sophielovestuna

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Happy Birthday, Mac ❀️. We found Mac almost 5 years ago on the night of August, 1st. Vet told us that he was approximately 2 months old. So we chose June, 1st as his birthday. Seemed appropriate too because it was the International Day For Protection of Children and he was so obviously a cat child in need of protection.
For those of you who doesn't know his story we found Mac near an old industrial zone. He was running along its fence and crying. We thought he was hurt but he was just scared. And also wild, feisty and consisting almost solely of bones and fleas. Providence sent him to us. He's been perfect in every relation and he helped me to get rid of many fears about owning a cat (some of which Asya and Fenhel helped me to get back in time). He's my heart and soul and I can't tell you how much I love him. #YesMoreThanAsya #DontTellHerThat

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I'm derping though it's not #caturdaynitederpoff, showing a tongue though it's not #tacotonguetuesday and doing it all on a #throwback photo though it's not #throwbackthursday. I'm a rebel. #NotBeingNakeyToo #NakeyWednesdayNotwithstanding #BreakingAllTheRules #VivaLaRevolucion #AsyaNonconformist

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Lonely hero on the relentless watch for dark forces. #Oops #DarkForcesAreComing #NeedEmergencyVacation #SomeonePutAClosedSignOut #AsyaCowardlyLion

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We're so worried for our lovely friend @sophielovestuna. She's just had a serious surgery and is now fighting aspirative pneumonia. Please, send her some prayers and healthy vibes. And, may be, few dollars, if you can spare. The youcaring link is in their bio and their PayPal account is in youcaring info. #GetWellSophie #LoveYou

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Oh, come on, do tell me everything about your thrilling plans for weekend. #ImDyingToHearAll #AboutCataloguingTheButtons #AndSystemizingCleaningCupboard #BlackOutIn321 #AsyaGoodListener

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One chicken leg, seriously? I can't show up at Katniss @talk_to_the_paw Birthday party with one pathetic chicken leg, woman. #IllBeTheLaughingstock #NeedAtLeast5Kilos #OrCentners #OrTons #ShortIntroductionIntoMetricSystem #OrWorstPresentEver #HappyBirthdayBFF

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So tired of being adorable 24/7. But someone has to do it. #SacrificingEverythingToWork #ThatsTrueCallingForYou #NotEvenSureIHaveAPensionPlan

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You didn't have to call me a bulldog just because I drool all over you every time we cuddle. #NotTalkingToYouNow #MentioningTheGreatFloodWasUncalledForToo #ItsTimeSomeoneTellsYou #YoureNotAsFunnyAsYouThinkYouAre

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