Asya and Macintosh

Hi, we are Asya (deaf) and Macintosh. We're rescues from the Moscow streets. To commission a pet portrait contact me here or go to:

http://amdrawing.etsy.com

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I won't deny that I'm prone to some transgressions in box department. #FirstStepIsAdmittingTheProblem #BoxaholicsAnonymous #GottaBox?

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I'm playing a submarine surfacing from turbulent waters. That's how far my acting talent goes. #BamMrAnthonyHopkins #BamMissMerylStreep #BowToTheGreatnessComing #AsyaTragicActress

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Feeling well rested after a whole night sleep? You must have a severe vitamin Asya deficiency. #ItHasOtherSymptomsToo #LikeLackOfWhiteHairOnYourClothes #AndNotBeingDrooledOn

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Left us for the whole day and forgotten to leave food, seriously? Don't tell me you haven't learn your lesson last time. #CatsDontReallyNeedFoodToThrowUpYaKnow #JustSaying #GonnaGoAllJacksonPollockOverYourShoes #IAmNothingIfNotCreative

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The sweetest friend left us today. Good bye, Sammy, we will miss you so much. I hope you find your Wonderland. #RIPSammy #mysweetsammycat

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I manage to look smarter than I am. Well, most of the time. #SunlightAddict #GameOn #BrainFunctionOff

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What you call cuddles, I call aggravated assault, human. #TooPrettyForMyOwnGood #PerfectCreaturesProblems #DontMakeMeFileForARestrainingOrder

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I have totally accidentally lost one of your earrings. But before you say everything you think about that, please, remember, that I can totally accidentally loose a couple more. #FromDifferentSetsMindYou #YoureUnluckyLikeThat #ICantHelpIt

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It's been a while since we did #CatSuperpowerMonday. Let me present to you Kirry from @mimo_and_kirry. He can turn into any creature and right here you can see him transforming from caterpillar into something far more beautiful than just a butterfly - into a cat! #ShapeShifter #MagicKittyKirry
P.S.: we're dying to know, what superpowers does your kitty have?

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I have been in the room for the whole five minutes and you still haven't started the big worshiping ritual. Are you feeling well, human? #WheresMyFavorute3D #DrivellingDroolingDerangedAdmirer

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Even tragic actresses can be caught smiling sometimes. #NotOftenThough #AndTheyreKindaAshamedOfIt #EveryoneCanMakeAMistake #ATragicOneNaturally

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Oh, so by spending crazy fun evening together you meant another endless tv-show marathon? #IShouldHaveKnown #AllDressedUpForNothing #HowDoISendADistressSignal #ToYourMothership

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I don't like hearing my name and "brushing" in the same sentence. #DontYouValueYourFingers #OrYourLife #WhoSaysImJoking

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I got to draw Gus @omgdeedee for his own line of merchandise, BAM 💥 ! And Margo's merch is available again, BAM BAM 💥! I'm telling you as an artist, that's how you secure your legacy 😻. #ToHellWithMet #AndSothebys
Go over the link in their profile, there're tons of amazing amazing stuff there! #Amazing #DidISayItWasAmazing

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Yes, that is the closest I get to smile. No, I'm not related to the Cheshire Cat. #ICanMakeFoodVanishTho #QuiteProfessionally

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I thought you couldn't disappoint me more after you stopped giving me wet noms for dinner. But then you threw away my box... #ReallyHuman? #IsThereANobelPrizeForMorons #YouShouldHaveOne #AndSureImOnKitchenCounterAgain #Why?

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Nothing to watch around here, just basic evening tragic routine. #KeepGoing #StopOgling #Really #AsyaTragicActress #AndAnnoyingFans

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Fenhel says hi to the new kid on the block, Loui @sophielovestuna. Welcome to the IG family, Loui! #SpeakingHead #PumpkinPieBrotherhood #BrotherFromAnotherMother

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Trespassing on the kitchen counter ✔️. Trying to destroy phone charger ✔️. This day hasn't been wasted. #GuerrillaWar #BroughtDownEnemysMeansOfCommunication #CommandanteAsya

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I get to #FridayNightBoxPawty two weeks in a row, woohoo! Totally gonna hit tabloids gossip columns. #NoSuchThingAsBadPress #ScandalousDiva #HavingExuberantFun #LikeReallyExuberant

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Here's some Fenhel playing on Asya's nerves like a young prodigy. He spent some time with my aunt and has come back to us not long ago. She's on holidays now and it's not clear if Fenhel is gonna return to her for good after she's back. But if he is it's gonna be only thanks to your prayers and positive vibes for a good home for him. This boy is charming but he has some issues that don't make looking for a home for him easy. Good news is, he's really coming around with the whole scaredy kitty thing. Anyway, we'll be very grateful for any of those good vibes you can still send our way! I would love so much for Fenhel to find his happily ever after.

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Utterly and completely forbidden on the kitchen counter? Sorry, I think I didn't get the memo. #YouShouldPutASignSomewhere #NotThatImGonnaStop #ButThatWouldMakeItEvenMoreFun #TheForbiddenFruit #TheForbiddenerTheCooler

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My main professional interests include doing nothing and being pretty. Preferably at the same time. #IExcellInBoth #Workaholic #168hoursworkingweek

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