Asya and Macintosh

Hi, we are Asya (deaf) and Macintosh. We're rescues from the Moscow streets. To commission a pet portrait contact me here or go to:

http://amdrawing.etsy.com

1,180 posts 21,376 followers 246 following

So tell me, human, was that brushing seance really worth all the blood I made you spill over it? #ImIntolerantToEverythingOnB #YouBoringBrushingBathingBetrayer #ExceptMayBeBreakfast

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I dunno who told you, you could trow away my feather toy just because it had spent 20 months under the fridge. #NotTalkingToYou #YouEvilWoman #AsyaTragicActress #AndTheUltimateUnfairnessOfLife

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I'm not taking my ass off the wall until you put down those scissors. #TheyCutOffMyFluffyPants #!!! #Sacrilegists #WhatWillTheyDoNext #DevoidMeOfSecondBreakfast? #NoLimitsToTheirTreachery

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#Throwback to when Fenhel was still staying with us. He now lives with my Aunt and they seem to get along rather well together. Praying for that to stay the same. Swipe left if you wanna see pics of his life in his new home. Also, my favorite cousin, who helped immensely with Fenhel's transition period, has rescued a kitty herself recently. Go check out her page @juja_gross for a portion of #squeeeee

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Why, sure all the shin biting symbolizes my love to you. I don't know why you even have to ask. #ItHasNothingToDoWithBreakfastBeingLate #IDunnoWhatOtherWaysIHaveToShowIt #YouDidntExpectMeToSendYouFlowers #DidYou

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Hello to all the new followers! We're really happy to see you, guys, here. This is Asya, and if you haven't seen her with a sunlight you haven't seen her at all. #TotesCrazy #OurLovableLittleManiac #ThrowbackAgain

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Couldn't you tell me "the wealth of knowledge" was a metaphorical thing before I read all this stuff? #KeptExpectingForTheWealthPartToStart #FeelSoCheated #ButLearnedTheWordMetaphoricalAtLeast

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"You'd better shoot enough photos for many years ahead of throwbacks, human. Because no way I'm gonna let you put something like that on my head again in this millennia" #AndIDid #FamousQuotesByAsya #And #Throwback

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If it weren't for me those naughty lighties would have ruled the world by now. #YoureWelcome #AsyaCourageousWarrior #ServingAndProtecting #OnSunlightPatrol

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One of the perks of being deaf is a really really sound sleep #IfLifeGivesYouLemons #TakeANap #CatPhilosophy101

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My superpower today is my ultimate disdain for you being so late with my breakfast. #ItCanCrushWalls #AndMayBeKitchenCupboards #AndCanEvenWakeYouUp #WhichIsARealAchievement #CatSuperpowerMonday

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If you didn't want me to perforate your thigh in 10 places at once you should have said so. And when you said so you should have said you meant it. #YouShouldntHaveHadAThigh #IfYouDidntWantItPerforated #ItsAllYourOwnFault

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That talk about compensating lack of brain cells with fluffiness was just mean of you, human. #OhLighties! #WhereDidItGo? #WhatWasITalkingAbout? #AsyaNotTheSmartestPersonInTheRoom

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If looks could kill I would make the cutest weapon of mass destruction ever. #ILikePlayingWithHypotheticals #YoureProfessionallyRequiredToSeekWorldDomination #WhenYoureACat

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Don't wake up a sleeping tiger or the payback will be swift and terrifying. #OrNot #MayBeTheTigerIsNotInTheMood #MayBeItsNotAwakeForReal #LuckyAnnoyingHuman

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We just want to send tons of love and support to our dearest friend Cassie @cassondralouise who is experiencing some major troubles due to #BloodyDamnHarvey right now. We love you so much, Auntie C! We wish you to get everything back and never ever ever hear the word "hurricane" in the same sentence with your home city name again.

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What am I doing on kitchen counter again? Did you see that Mac threw up on your bed? #AndJustLikeThat #EveryoneForgetsAboutTheCounterThing #MasterfulEvasion #AsyaTheMindGamesQueen

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Fill up my food bowl, give me your cashmere sweater to sleep on, burn the brush and no one will get hurt. #LetMeJustCheckForOtherDemands #TakingMacAwayWouldBeNice #ForStarters #AsyaTheTerribleNegotiator

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I won't deny that I'm prone to some transgressions in box department. #FirstStepIsAdmittingTheProblem #BoxaholicsAnonymous #GottaBox?

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I'm playing a submarine surfacing from turbulent waters. That's how far my acting talent goes. #BamMrAnthonyHopkins #BamMissMerylStreep #BowToTheGreatnessComing #AsyaTragicActress

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Feeling well rested after a whole night sleep? You must have a severe vitamin Asya deficiency. #ItHasOtherSymptomsToo #LikeLackOfWhiteHairOnYourClothes #AndNotBeingDrooledOn

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Left us for the whole day and forgotten to leave food, seriously? Don't tell me you haven't learn your lesson last time. #CatsDontReallyNeedFoodToThrowUpYaKnow #JustSaying #GonnaGoAllJacksonPollockOverYourShoes #IAmNothingIfNotCreative

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