Asya and Macintosh

Asya and Macintosh
Hi, we are Asya (deaf) and Macintosh. We're rescues from the Moscow streets.
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Asya and Macintosh

Relax. It's only Tuesday, no reason to get up. #TrustMe #IKnowAboutRelaxing #NoActionUntilCaturday

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Someone has a laser vision and this boy has sun beam vision. One look into his eyes and your heart is full of sunshine! You come to really appreciate this #superpower by the end of February. Thank you for my daily antiwinter therapy, Nicklas @ats_and_nicklas. --------------------------------------------------- P.S.: I'm introducing you to my friends with superpowers every Monday. Use the #CatSuperpowerMonday hashtag if you want to tell me about your abilities.

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"Day 31, test 158. My flying carpet tests have progressed to flying cat bed. There're some hiccups but I'm moving ahead in great steps." #AlmostFlying #Envision #MyOwnCatbedAirlines #MakingAMintOnIt #AsyaMadInventor

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I'm very proud to present you my work for @omgdeedee. This is Margo and her blue eyes stole my soul. You can buy tees with this picture for the next few days. The link is in @omgdeedee profile. #MyPoliticalPositionIsLovingMargo #MargosReignOfTerror #MargoForEmpressOfTheUniverse

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You can keep computers, antibiotics and the Internet. Without a competition Catdancer is humanity's greatest invention. #AndThenTreats #HeatedFloors #AndCannedTuna #AsyaTragicActress #DeepThinking

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You will kiss me if I'm a good girl in your absence? It's not that good of an incentive, you know. #LetsNegotiate #EverHeardOfTreats #IllGiveYouSomeForNoKisses

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A little update on the unnamed dude. He's still unnamed but our vet tech has suggested to call him Scandal. He really really doesn't appreciate any medical procedures being performed on him. He was fixed last week and also his blood tests showed some liver problems, so he's currently staying at the clinic for treatment. And they're gonna remember him for ages, he's one brave fighter with the oppression by evil doctors. #NoPasaran #FreedomToKitties #BraveHeart

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This is @sophielovestuna and she's a Dream Guarding Angel. In her sleep she travels into people's dreams. She keeps the watch over them and protects us from nightmares. After all, no nightmare can withstand this level of cuteness. I wish you to dream of Sophie on this #CatSuperpowerMonday. #TheBedInsteadOfSuperheroCape #IrresistibleAlternative #SandKitty #NewestInceptionCrewMember
--------------------------------------------------- P.S.: I'm introducing you to my friends with superpowers every Monday. Use the #CatSuperpowerMonday hashtag if you want to tell me about your abilities.

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Eternal sadness is not her only emotion. Listen to the song of very very angry #AsyaTragicActress. #SoundOn #Caution #ObsceneCatLanguage

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For our 1001 post here I wanna #repost this photo from our early days on Instagram back in 2014. It's still one of my favorites even though you can see that iPhone cameras have come a long way since then. I gotta say this has been an amazing journey. When I started this account I could never have thought how big a part of my life it would become. How many new friends I would make and how many great things would happen to me. The biggest mightiest thank you to every one of you for being here with me. Thank you for every like and comment, I treasure each of them. Thank you for your incredible support in both good and bad times. Thank you for true friendship. I love you all very much ❤️ Yours, Tanya (Asya&Mac's human)

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Anyone knows where I can find the main winter switch-off? #Seriously #ItsWorseThanMondays #GottaStopItASAP

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The life of Instagram cat blogger:
the number of people in your life who know that you got a new bedding - 2
the number of unknown people on the Internet who know that you got a new bedding - about 2000.
#GodBlessIkea #Yawn #GoodNight

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On this #CatSuperpowerMonday we have Sammy from @cassondralouise with one of the most needed superpowers in the world! Personally, I need his constant presence in my life. No one can introduce him better than himself: "My fellow kitties! Have your naps become shorter and less satisfying? Are you constantly being disturbed by crazy cat ladies? Are there tiny humans all up in your face as you drift off to kitty dreamland? Never fear the Nap King is here! Just call on me and I will guarantee a peaceful and quiet rest despite any distractions that may be lurking in your Kingdom. Protecting your precious sleeps one nap at a time, I am Sammy the Nap King! 👑😽💤👑"
--------------------------------------------------- P.S.: I'm introducing you to my friends with superpowers every Monday. Use the #CatSuperpowerMonday hashtag if you want to tell me about your abilities.

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Do I look like a sports person to you? #SuperBowl #BigQuestionMark #WhatKindOfSuperpowerIsIt

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We got big-eyed scary rustling monster in our house. #AndItsMe #GonnaRustleAllNight #MwaHaHa

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Instagram, meet unnamed dude, unnamed dude, meet Instagram. This guy was dropped by our apartment building door in a bag. He's been living in our bathroom for three weeks by now. He was really emaciated and totally freaking out but other than that turned out to be healthy. He still weights about 3,7 kilos (8,2 lbs) though, poor baby. We treated him from worms and fleas and are going to fix him next week. Then 2-3 weeks before his shots and I with all my heart hope to foster him after that #FingersCrossed. Anyone in need of a kitty, LOL? I'd be happy to provide you with one. After all, @cuterightmrow has just adopted a cat from Egypt (Hi, Myrrh 👋🏻) foreign cats are all trendy now 😹 #FosterCat #AdoptDontShop
Есть тут кто-нибудь из Москвы? Кто хочет фирменного котика от @asyaandmac ;)?

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I'm considering therapy to address my low self esteem problem. #OhSoLow #SoSplendidlyMagnificentlyLow #UltimatelyTheLowest

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Lookie-lookie, who's come to visit you in your bedroom, human. Hello, Mr. Spider. #ScreamCountdown #Three #Two...

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You didn't seriously expect me to get up on your alarm, did you? #TheNerveYouHave #NextThingYoullDemandABreakfastFromMe #AndNotTheOtherWayAround

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And since I mentioned my amazing superhero costume today, here's a HUGE THANK YOU to ladies, who made it happen: @nolababies - the wizard of fabric and needle who can make truly magical things with one touch (she can sew a perfect costume and almost anything else for you too) and @talk_to_the_paw - creative force of nature and mastermind behind almost anything good happening in our small IG world. You're my real heroes, ladies. #CatSuperpowerMonday
--------------------------------------------------- P.S.: I'm introducing you to my friends with superpowers every Monday. Use the #CatSuperpowerMonday hashtag if you want to tell me about your abilities.

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I can't believe I almost missed #superheroparty on #CatSuperpowerMonday! Thank you, @nolababies, for the invite and for my amazing #SuperDramaQueen cape! Happy to join #CharlieAndTheSuperheroCatFriends, @soadercat, in memory of #JacobHall, yours truly #AsyaTragicActres

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Had to prove my strength and agility after the unwanted mention of fitness this week. #TheFWord #ImInPerfectShape #PearShape

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"Day 5, test 17. My flying carpet tests are going well and it clearly has a great potential" #FlyingAlmostHalfOfItByNow #HairAllOverHelps #AsyaMadInventor

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They just told me sleeping thorough 23 hours a day is bad for your figure. #EvenMentionedTheFWord #MeaningFitness #HowAmIToLiveNow #AsyaTragicActress #AndHerGlowingEar

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This guy can get anywhere. He knows how to open the fridge, kitchen cabinets, closet doors and your heart. Planning to test him in the National Bank one day. If it's not walking through walls it's the next best thing. Very handy ability for a mafiosi too. Meet Fnatte Fakir, the head of the Swedish Cat Mafia @sus_w. #ForgetAboutHidingTreats #HesSuperHandsomeToo #CatSuperpowerMonday
--------------------------------------------------- P.S.: I'm introducing you to my friends with superpowers every Monday. Use the #CatSuperpowerMonday hashtag if you want to tell me about your abilities.

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Yes, I do manage to bring litter on the kitchen counter somehow. It's a talent. #GotManyOfThose #WaitTillMy4amSerenade #AsyaGeniusKitty

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This is my entry #2 for #meowvswoof_best4 hosted by @meowvswoof @sus_w @mirlilevy_cats. Hat show!

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This is my entry for #meowvswoof_best4 hosted by @meowvswoof @sus_w @mirlilevy_cats

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Sure I have to spend every night on top of you. I'm a responsible human owner and need to monitor your sleep closely. #TooMuchSleepIsBadForYou #ItsAllForYourOwnGood #ImTheOnlyOneWhoLovesYou

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Happy Birthday to Auntie D @nolababies! She is our favorite human on Earth and favorite accessories maker. Auntie D is always sending us mind-blowing stuff but I keep hoping that one day she will just send a cab for me and take me away into furrever happiness with her. Love you to the moon and back, Auntie D ❤️ #HappyBirthdayAuntieD #HappyBirthdayNolababies

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Ever heard of Poison Ivy? Meet her cat incarnation, @therealqueenkoko! She has mastered this pheromone stuff perfectly. This girl will make your brain go soft and thinking only of snorgling her magnificent spotted belly. #Bam #TryToFightThatBatman

Are you #TeamCatSuperVillain or #TeamCatSuperHero? --------------------------------------------------- P.S.: I'm introducing you to my friends with superpowers every Monday. Use the #CatSuperpowerMonday hashtag if you want to tell me about your abilities.

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