Asya and Macintosh

Asya and Macintosh
Hi, we are Asya (deaf) and Macintosh. We're rescues from the Moscow streets.
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Asya and Macintosh

Yes, I do manage to bring litter on the kitchen counter somehow. It's a talent. #GotManyOfThose #WaitTillMy4amSerenade #AsyaGeniusKitty

Asya and Macintosh

This is my entry #2 for #meowvswoof_best4 hosted by @meowvswoof @sus_w @mirlilevy_cats. Hat show!

Asya and Macintosh

This is my entry for #meowvswoof_best4 hosted by @meowvswoof @sus_w @mirlilevy_cats

Asya and Macintosh

Sure I have to spend every night on top of you. I'm a responsible human owner and need to monitor your sleep closely. #TooMuchSleepIsBadForYou #ItsAllForYourOwnGood #ImTheOnlyOneWhoLovesYou

Asya and Macintosh

Happy Birthday to Auntie D @nolababies! She is our favorite human on Earth and favorite accessories maker. Auntie D is always sending us mind-blowing stuff but I keep hoping that one day she will just send a cab for me and take me away into furrever happiness with her. Love you to the moon and back, Auntie D โค๏ธ #HappyBirthdayAuntieD #HappyBirthdayNolababies

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Ever heard of Poison Ivy? Meet her cat incarnation, @therealqueenkoko! She has mastered this pheromone stuff perfectly. This girl will make your brain go soft and thinking only of snorgling her magnificent spotted belly. #Bam #TryToFightThatBatman

Are you #TeamCatSuperVillain or #TeamCatSuperHero? --------------------------------------------------- P.S.: I'm introducing you to my friends with superpowers every Monday. Use the #CatSuperpowerMonday hashtag if you want to tell me about your abilities.

Asya and Macintosh

Gonna wake up tomorrow at 6am and start your morning from a healthy exercise? I wonder why I am so skeptical. #AnotherNewLifeOnMonday #HaveSeenTooManyOfThose #DontEvenMentionNYResolutions

Asya and Macintosh

You know that I slept on your freshly ironed black dress? Who told you that?! #Traitors #ICanTrustNoOne #WhosTheSnitch

Asya and Macintosh

Before 1917 Russia lived by Julian calendar and we were 13 days behind the rest of the world. And today we would have celebrated the New Year if we still had lived by it. But if you think that 100 years of living by Gregorian calendar is a good enough reason for us to abandon another holiday you're mistaken. We do still celebrate New Year today too #HowCrazyIsThat! And we call it The Old New Year #LikeRussianCrazy. So, happy Old New Year, guys! #NoReasonIsTooVagueForCelebration #WeirdRussianHolidays101

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If you didn't want that pile of books to be dropped from the table why did you put them so close to the edge? #ITookAHint #JustDoingMyJob #BeingAKitty #YoureWelcome

Asya and Macintosh

What if human wasn't kidding saying that my toesies were so cute she would eat them?! #AlarmAlarm #EmergencyLoafing #NotAToeToTheFoe

Asya and Macintosh

For today's #CatSuperpowerMonday we have a real #Asgardian! Meet Osvald @osvaldthenorse. He's the God of fish cuisine and making elder sisters livid. Ask Katniss, @talk_to_the_paw, a mere mortal cannot make you want to flee to Ice Giants before your first cup of coffee. #DontNeedHummerForThat #ThunderIsForAmateurs #ProfessionalsPlayOnNerves

Asya and Macintosh

Merry Orthodox Christmas! โ„๏ธ๐ŸŽถโ„๏ธI'm dreaming of a white Christmas
With every Christmas card I write
May your days be merry and bright
And may all your Christmases be whiteโ„๏ธ๐ŸŽถโ„๏ธ That's exactly what we're getting today: white and bright and very frosty Christmas, -26ะก (-15F)! Happy to know some of our cards are finally making it to their addressees.

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It's the last Friday of the year and here's a little Asya digest for you. All the worthy moments and highlights of her very busy, exciting and, as it should be with Asya, tragic year. #FurryFilmingFriday #ByeBye2016 #YoursTruly #AsyaTragicActress #HappyNewYear

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This time I skipped tragic and went straight to murderous. #AsyaTragicActress #GoingToTheExtremes #RunHumanRun

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Mentioning New Year Bath just now was a joke of very poor kind, human. #ItWasWasntIt #ItsAHoliday #ForHeavensSake #HaveYouNoMercy

Asya and Macintosh

If you keep disturbing my naps I may be forced to use my famous left hook on you. #WithClaws #MyOwnBoxingRules #SuddenHobbyForDiva

Asya and Macintosh

Every superhero crew gotta have an indestructible giant with super-strength, calm like a rock and kind like a panda bear. Meet ours! This is #NicolasTheKing (@katia_nicolas) and he's invincible like Hulk but charming like the Iron Man! #CatSuperpowerMonday #GirlsHesRoyalToo #Irresistible
--------------------------------------------------- P.S.: I'm introducing you to my friends with superpowers every Monday. Use the #CatSuperpowerMonday hashtag if you want to tell me about your abilities.

Asya and Macintosh

And here I am every night looking over my city. I'm the hero this city needs. #GoodThingItsASmallOne #SorryGottaGoFightCrime #MeaningMac #CatSuperpowerMonday

Asya and Macintosh

Merry Christmas ๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ…โ˜ƒ๐ŸŽ! Since almost none of our cards made it there in time we wanna remind you that Russian Christmas is still two weeks ahead. So the cards are bound to make it to you by at least some Christmas if not this particular one. #IVeryMuchHope #OrByEaster #ItsAHolidayToo #OrByChristmasNextYear

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Happy Christmas Eve to all our friends! You all are our best present! ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ…๐ŸŽ„โ˜ƒ #WeLoveYou #NoJokesToday #โค๏ธ

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Why, sure, I'm excited about your idea of Christmas without alcohol and sweets. #DontBeRidiculous #ThisIsMyHappyFace #TotallyF...Thrilled

Asya and Macintosh

My neck hurts after staring in the sky for too long trying to spot Santa. #TheyShouldPostAScheduleSomewhere #MakeTheSleighMoreNoticable #OrSomeonesGonnaSueThem #ItsHealthHazard #ImTellingYou

Asya and Macintosh

I may need couple more catbeds here. #StillCanFeelThePea #PileItUp #WheresMyPrince

Asya and Macintosh

If you haven't put up a tree yet, here's the boy who will find you the best one. Meet Ozzy the Lumberjack, little Viking living in Minnesota who has found new ways to employ his excellent axe skills. He's @talk_to_the_paw little bro, and you can follow his own adventures on @osvaldthenorse.

Asya and Macintosh

For this #CatSuperpowerMonday I have a real magic being for you. This is Sunny @i_am_sunshine_the_cat and he's Santa's elf undercover. He knows everything in the world about playing, he's kids whisperer and, let's face it, he was born to rock winter outfits. #GivingYouDirectConnectionToSanta #FeelFreeToAbuseIt #YoureWelcome
--------------------------------------------------- P.S.: I'm introducing you my friends with superpowers every Monday. Use the #CatSuperpowerMonday hashtag if you want to tell me about your abilities.

Asya and Macintosh

My piercing stare makes people to tell truth and only the truth. So now I have exactly one question for you, human. Where did the laser dot go? #WhosBehindThis #MysteriousDisappearance #SpillItOut #ICanHandleTheTruth #CatSuperpowerMonday

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Holy moly, if something as ugly as this outfit has been hiding in your closet, may be we should call an exorcist? #GhostBusters? #VanHelsing? #MyComplimentsToYourTaste #PassThatCrucifixPlease

Asya and Macintosh

Dunno about coming out of the closet but I do like to hang out on top of one. #WhatIsItWithGirlsAndClosets #PlacesOfPower #IBetIdLikeItInsideToo

Asya and Macintosh

Sooo, I'm finally done with my Christmas list. Last 30 or so positions are optional. But everything on the first 10 pages is simply a must. #CountingOnYouSanta #SledgeTrainMightBeNeeded #GirlKnowsWhatSheWants #WorkingOnAppendixesAlready