Asya and Macintosh (@asyaandmac)

Asya and Macintosh

Hi, we are Asya (deaf) and Macintosh. We're rescues from the Moscow streets. To commission a pet portrait contact me here or go to:

http://amdrawing.etsy.com

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I'm told I look like an angel so often I try to watch out for stairways to heaven around my place. #AndAnySuspiciousHighways #ThatLastOneThough #IsNotAboutMyLooks #AndMoreAboutMyBehavior

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How come your idea of being a good cat owner includes thrusting pills into my throat but doesn't include letting me sleep in your closet? #SoUnfair #WheresTheLogicInThat #IWantABetterTrainedHuman

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I won't deny that I mistook your leg for a scratching post. I just don't understand what all the drama is about. #YouWhinyHuman #ThereIsOnlyOne #TragicActress #InThisHouse

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This baby is SUPER SARCASTIC. Personally I'd count it as a definite point for #TeamCatSuperHero but just you look in her eyes. @mirlilevy_cats, a gorgeous and hilarious #TeamCatSuperVillain player. #CatSuperpowerMonday --------------------------------------------------- P.S.: I'm introducing you to my friends with superpowers every Monday. Use the #CatSuperpowerMonday hashtag if you want to tell me about your abilities.

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Someone has kidnapped our spring and is holding it hostage. #AcceptingDonationsForRansom #PreferablyInWarmThings #QuiteTiredOfThis #ShittyWeatherFestival

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Our spa has all kinds of face lifting procedures. #HighlyRecommended #ForeverYoungDiva #AsyaTragicActress #BeautySecrets

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I'm considering banning boops and belly kisses in this house for good. #AsyaTragicActress #AndHerPoliticalAmbitions #BuildingACampaign #VoteForAsya #PosterPhoto

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Here they say Wednesday is a little Friday. I think they lie. #NothingInCommon #WhereIsMyCaturdayTomorrow #FeelSoCheated

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Sometimes people ask me what it is like owning a deaf cat. Well, to me it's absolutely awesome. #AnythingIsAwesome #ThatIncludesOwningACat #EspeciallyWhenTheCatIsAsya #SoundOn

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I saw you bought a new bottle of cat shampoo. We need to talk... #Seriously #ThisAbomination #InMyHouse #HowDareYou

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Fenhel is only sleeping on my bed and eating from my bowl because he's had such a rough start in life? Oh yeah, my heart is breaking for him. #GetHimOutOfMyFace #AndFromTheFaceOfTheEarth #Preferably

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Meet the Ultimate Queen of Darkness, born by the Night itself, holding the flame of dragons in her eyes, @kootythecat. It's been a while since we had someone from #TeamCatSuperVillain here with us on #CatSuperpowerMonday and if this team has a leader it's gotta be Kooty. In case you ever wondered the Emperor from the Star Wars was her intern once. Who's the leader of #TeamCatSuperHero you reckon? --------------------------------------------------- P.S.: I'm introducing you to my friends with superpowers every Monday. Use the #CatSuperpowerMonday hashtag if you want to tell me about your abilities.

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We're seriously worried the government may rank Lizzie's whiskers among the weapons of mass destruction. #PewPew #SmitingYouWithCuteness

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For some inscrutable reason my humans just keep humiliating me. #DisfunctionalFamily #DidYouHaveToPostItAllOverTheInternet #SoEmbarassing

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So, what do I really think about your idea to cut down my coffee consumption? #IDunno #LikeForExampleBackOff #OrIllHurtYou #Bad

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We're very sorry for everyone who hasn't returned home tonight in St. Petersburg. #prayforstpetersburg #питСрмыстобой

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Let's turn Fenhel into a house-elf and make him clean all this mess. #MakeHimWearAPillowcase #AndKeepHimAwayFromSocks #AsyaTragicActress #WantsHerOwnDobby

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I got a role of tennis match viewer. #AsyaTragicActress #MethodActing #StanislavskyWasRussianYaKnow #FurryFilmingFriday

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Oh, Lord, why do you let her think she can cook. #AndSing #HaveMercyOnMe

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Does the headtilt mean it's charging? #CheckWithTheManual #OrContactTheManufacturer

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Just my Monday coping mechanism #NothingToLookAt #PassByAlready #TuesdaysArentMuchBetter

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Meet Baby O aka Osiris (@cutevanille) and his magic eye. He casts one look at you and steals your heart forever. #JustSurrender #ILikeEgyptianTasteInGods #GuyHas4SuperheroBrothersToo #CatSuperpowerMonday --------------------------------------------------- P.S.: I'm introducing you to my friends with superpowers every Monday. Use the #CatSuperpowerMonday hashtag if you want to tell me about your abilities.

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