Bandit Haze

If you don't count all other YouTubers, I'm the world's number 1 YouTuber. Haze knows everything*

http://youtube.com/bandithaze

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Also, for those interested in my #piano progress -->> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9kB4oE93JYA <<--

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#Amazon confirmed the dispatch, #TheRoom due to arrive 25th Aug.... #OhHaiMark #TommyWiseau #WiseauSerious

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And you don't stop.

@Regrann from @cypresshill - 40 years πŸ”₯Repost @ambrosia4heads - #regrann

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How I felt on the last day of school.

PS: This is also a very loosely connected clue to a future planned #HazeExplains video.

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New #vlog now up | Grown Man Hanging Around a Children's Playground
[WATCH] -->> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7SuGn5hlPw <-- #HazeDays

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Whoever did this is the very definition of #nochill

@Regrann from @daddyslg.174th - #petty #pettyaf #wcw #pettpetty #pettybetty #pettybetty001 #pettypost #pettypics #pettyforthis #pettyfortheworld #pettyfollowers #pettyfacts #pettyfuckery #pettyfavor #pettyfucks #pettyfuckingboop #pettyful #fuckery #fuckeryatitsfinest #fuckeryatitsfinesthour⌚ #pettygang #fuckit #fuckeryπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ #funny #funnymemes #funnyshit #funnyaf #fuckeryπŸ’―πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜₯πŸ˜₯πŸ˜₯😘😘😘πŸ’ͺπŸ’ͺπŸ’ͺπŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ‘…πŸ‘…πŸ‘…πŸ‘ŠπŸ‘ŠπŸ‘Š #pettyfactsπŸ’―πŸ˜©πŸ˜‚πŸ˜­πŸ˜‚

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#Pringles and #Pixels

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20 years strong.

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#HazeExplains The Problems with #GetOut -->> http://bit.ly/HazeExplainsGetOut

It's a good movie, a really good movie, but um... don't trust rich blind people.

#youtube #hazeknowseverything* #hazeexplainsmovies #steviewonder #comedy #funny #humour #jordanpeele #keyandpeele #danielkaluuya #whitegirlfriend #blackboyfriend #hypnotise #abduct #lobotomy

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I have no problem eating with my hands so, this will not work.
@Regrann from @boywithnojob - Seems legit - #regrann

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About to watch #WarForthePlanetoftheApes, have you seen? What did you think of it? What do you think, I'll think of it?

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When you're trying to write your next video, but @littlesimz got you too πŸ”₯

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When you gotta #dabonthehaters, but you also got #pianopractice

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#HazeExplains The Problems with #GetOut due to drop at 9.30pm GMT today. In the mean time, catch up --> http://bit.ly/HazeExplainsMoreThingsIDontLike

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Dab on the haters... And bacteria

@Regrann from @nevershoutfire - Finally a #dab I can get behind πŸ˜‚ - #regrann #dabonthehaters

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I need to get some things off my chest, http://bit.ly/HazeExplainsMoreThingsIDontLike or Link in bio.

#hazeexplains #thingsidontlike #theworstpeople #comedy #humour #humor #funny #rant #rave #complain #shoppingbasket #sexypics #hypocrisy

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The Emperor's New Clothes?

@Regrann from @boywithnojob - Honestly looks super quiche. They also let you hunt your own animals and cook your own meals for a nominal fee (that last part I made up but it could be true lol) - #regrann

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Just watched #TheMatchbreaker. RIP #ChristinaGrimmie. I wasn't aware of her when she was alive, but can def see why so many loved her.

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Working on a new #HazeExplains for you due tomorrow, in the meantime, catch up -->> http://bit.ly/HazeExplainsGettingaJob <-- #worksucks

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Might wanna rephrase this...

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Any man with 2 thumbs has a fighting chance.
#kungfury #streetrage #highscore #android #huawei #p10plus #barbariana

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Check out the video on #YouTube, link in bio, or -->> http://bit.ly/HazeExplainsGettingaJob
I'm about to tell you how to ace that interview, forget everything you've been told, Haze Knows Everything*, I got you.

#hazeexplains #hazeknowseverything* #worksucks #hatemondays #hateyourboss #funny #comedy #humour #humor #meme #jobs #careeradvice #jobseeker #interviewtips *#hazedoesnotknoweverything

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Second time this week meeting up with an old friend. And now, we eat 😁

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Just watched #GetOut for the first time. Methinks I have a few things to say about this.

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Breakfast of champions. New vid due out today/tonight #HazeExplains Getting a #Job. #GetReady

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#liverightnow, come join --> https://gaming.youtube.com/c/BanditHaze/live

#HazeHangout

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