Chane ✴

9⃣3⃣ edition || Ludic 🗯 || Holidaymaker 🏖 1/2 Dutch 1/2 Sarcastic 😉 || 🇿🇦 born 🗺 bound ❣ Mr Kruger

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Monday night procrastinating ✴️✴️✴️ happy knowing that I feel comfortable in my skin 👌 no moronic desire to plaster my face so that it looks like it's been gang banged by Crayola, no worries about my man being able to wipe one of my eyebrows off and no fear of leaving a selfie in a pillow......😝..... #canyoupassthewetwipetest #lolzies #lessismore #frecklingon

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Doing some valid exercise apart from the standard ✔️ jumping to conclusions ✔️ running our mouths ✔️ pushing our luck and ✔️ dodging responsibilities 😋👌 #5kmafternoonrun #bestieswhotraintogetherstaytogether #thatsalmostaslameaskingandqueenhoodies #lolzies #stomachaids #didyouevenrunbro #sheleftalungbehind #fitfun #rewardedforhardwork #chainlovesyou #jessooooooo

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When you do you boo boo, do more than just exist 👌🐩 #vision

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You know your mom is cooler than the new Kendrick Lamar album when she's 50 and smashing a killer leg and bum session with you 👏👌😉 #momgoals #bumbusters #legday #walkinglikeawoondedcamel #50andmoreflexiblethanmybankaccount #fitness #likemotherlikedaughter #mymomscoolerthanyours #pandaclothing

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Walking out of 2017 like........... knowing that 2018 will be as good to me as 2017 was to Cardi B 👌😋 #happyaboutwhatsgone #excitedforwhatstocome

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There are very few things as pleasant as sipping on a cold craft beer on the river banks 👌 life is BREWtiful ❤️ #familyvibes #bestparents #smallthingsinlife #craftbeer #ale #coldone #liquidpersonality #happinessinaglass #summerbliss #happyme

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When you find someone who looks at you the way Kanye looks at Kanye 😏❤️ #winningatlife #thatsmilethough #eeeeeekkkhhhhhhh #keeper

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My WCW goes out my most adored halfwit who will always go Zoolander with me and never turn left 😂😘❤️ #wcw #bestie #halfwits #friendshipgoalsachieved #youarebetterthanagoodglassofwine #chainlovesyou

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Tbt to standing in silent wonderment infront of the beautiful Petronas Towers in Malaysia 😍 #tbt #malaysia #kualalumpur #matricholiday #pictureperfectviews #petronas #thelovefortravel #architecture #buildingbeauty #citysunsets #travelgram

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Found my "audition for Vampire Diaries" headshot photo.....guess the fact that I'm a ginger and have no soul already counts within my favour 😲😋👌 #optimusprime #ginger #nosoul

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A bad boy with good intentions, ordering BIG beers = happy ginger 😋❤️ #bigdaddy #projectdemolition #jugs #thirsty #weekendshinanigans #myman #irresistible #bigsmiles #happyheart #happyginger

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Can't I quit my day job, go live in a bikini and add to my freckle collection for a living, in the natural waterfalls of Krka.... 😍 #tbt #krkanationalpark #waterfalls #croatia #naturalbeauty #jawdropping #exploringtheglobe #europe #travel #seetheworld #oneadventureatatime

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Don't even know how I'm expected to adult if I still sprint to my bed after switching the light off when I'm alone 👻😑😲🙈 #adultingsohard #24goingon18

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Sometimes I elegantly dress up.....other times I drink sauvignon blanc out of polystyrene cups 🗯️ ..... Balance #tbt #capetown #openminded #memories

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Happiness begins with a wet nose and ends with a wagging tail ❤️ #bubbles #dogsoverpeople #labradorlover #instanthappinessbooster

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Just want to spend the rest of my life laughing 🎀 #thatsall

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My WCW goes to that one friend I'd donate a kidney to, for whom I'd take speed knitting up as a sport, I'd binge watch all 35 seasons of Survivor for, I'd share the lotto with and probably even agree to being your surrogate mother 😕😂❤️#wcw #thingoneandthingtwo #endlesslove #besties

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Right?????....The world would be a MUCH better place 😝........... and even better if eyebrow stencils didn't exist and if girls could pay more attention to their personalities instead of contouring their faces like it's been gang banged by Crayola 🤔 #randomtuesdaythoughts

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🔥 ... You've got me touching on your body ... To say that we're inlove is dangerous .... But boy I'm so glad we're acquainted .... 🔥#mcm #addicted

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Take me back to that place that's almost like Tour De France, just with a lot of people on drugs riding bikes 😉.... Amsterdam 😍 #amsterdamcity #glasswindowview #madametussaudsmuseum #2013 #fellinlove #tbt #nexttripcomingsoon✈️🌏❤️🙏

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That one friend who also does her make-up to trap music 😉👌#thatgirlisarealcrowdpleaserrr #igotyou

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