Chloe Kardoggian (@chloekardoggian)

Chloe Kardoggian

Senior rescue Chihuahua. #adoptdontshop 3 lbs. 2 teeth. Derp. Charity. NYC. E-mail πŸ‘» chloekardoggian

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BIG ANNOUNCEMENT!!!! Limited edition enamel pins are now available in my @etsy store (link in bio)! Beautiful design by @elizabethcaparaz πŸ’“ Only 100 have been made in this style so get them before they're gone. Other limited edition designs coming soon 😘



My friend @fab208nyc made my human a custom Kaftan for an upcoming trip (pix on their page) and look what she included for me! DAAAAMNN I look amazing in turbans... #ootd


Well, I didn't win @thewebbyawards but I'm more than happy to accept awards on behalf of anyone that can't be there in person. Just like my idol #joancrawford πŸ†


Home alone and naked on a Saturday night... What's a single gal to do?


@FoundMyAnimal Adoption Event! Meet sweet adoptable Miami Dade rescues (like Goose here) this weekend in NYC @westelmchelsea 4/22 12-4 and @shop_dog_and_co 4/23 12-3! If interested in submitting an application please email #foundmyanimal @truefaithfulpetrescuemission

Goose is a ten year old toothless yorkie with a fresh sassy groom. He was found as a stray in Miami, came all the way to NYC and now he wants to live with YOU! He is a sweet low maintenance senior boy.


Last day to vote for me to win @thewebbyawards ! Willing to exchange naked photos in exchange for votes and reposts. Link in bio!!!!


Are you my lobster? πŸ’


Nod if you've voted for me from every e-mail address you have! Voting ends Thursday and I'm still in last place! Make sure you're verifying your e-mail address to make it count. Link in bio. And if you've voted, share this and tell your friends to!!! @thewebbyawards


My talent for instant bunny ears has uses far beyond my career as a playmate... Happy Easter everyone! πŸ£πŸ‘―


Even after spending all day yesterday 😷 and πŸ’©ing, I'm still the hottest bitch I know. (ps I'm fine. 24 hr bug)


Remember last year when I got to attend the @thewebbyawards ? This year I'm in the running to WIN one! But I'm in last place so for the love of dog please GO VOTE FOR ME! Link to vote in bio!


Any devout #lumpday practitioner lives by this motto. We just don't shout it from the rooftops because SHHHHH! We're napping!!! πŸ’€πŸ’€


It's not what Monday's have done TO me. It's what they've never done FOR me, if you catch my drift. That's why I don't like them! #whathaveyoudoneformelately #ooooyeah


It's National Dog Fighting Awareness Day and the Kardoggian fam is standing with the @aspca to #gettough on dog fighting. Join us and post a muscle flexing selfie with the #gettough hashtag and learn more at πŸ’ͺ


New pic option for my Tinder profile bc I need a hot date tonight. Does this look say slutty but not desperate?


Training humans is all about positive reinforcement. If you vote for me to win a Webby, screen shot it and DM me the pic with your address and I'll send you one of my stickers! Link in bio - social/animal category 😘


Oh. Em. Gee. I'm nominated for @thewebbyawards πŸ†! It's up to you to #vote4me to win so please vote (link in bio - social/animals category) and share this post! I'm also not against daring campaign ideas either, so bring it! For example, I'm naked in this voting booth... 😘

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Hold my calls, human. 🌞ing all day.


‘‘spuǝıɹɟ ʎɯ sןooɟ ןıɹdɐ ʎddɐΙ₯ Λ™dn sΔ± uʍop s,ʇɐΙ₯ʍ Λ™uʍop sΔ± dn s,ʇɐΙ₯ʍ


If I was a superhero I would call myself The Kardogginator and
I would save all the dogs in the world that needed help and
bring them to a glorious place where they had endless love,
food and play!
Share what makes your pet your hero by posting a picture with
#UnleashYourSidekick and tagging @STAINMASTER in the
caption! #Sponsored by #STAINMASTER #PetProtect.


Nobody is more excited for the return of Real Housewives of NYC on @bravotv than me! So last weekend I took the official #RHONY bus tour to get myself refreshed on alllll the drama. Link in my bio for all the juicy deets!! (There may have been limb throwing)


Today and every day we stand #withchloe ! @chefchloe built a delicious vegan food empire only to have it snatched from under her by greed. We love you, fellow Chloe, and we know even bigger and better things are on the horizon for you πŸ‘ŠπŸ’“ Let me know if you need cuddles in the meantime 😘


We are hooked on #thegreatbritishbakingshow - are you?! πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§


When you're so hot you try to #lookbackatit to yourself. #iloveme


When your sibling won't respect your personal space... Who can relate? 😑


It's #nationalpuppyday and who better to provide you with counter programming than me?! Enjoy watching this here old lady napping 😴 (VOLUME ON!)


Pizza βœ” Jeopardy βœ” Basic life βœ”