Chloe Kardoggian

Senior rescue Chihuahua + bro @CupidKardoggian 3 lbs. 2 teeth. 13 years young. Derp. Rescue. NYC.

2,555 posts 153,080 followers 537 following

Gotta #lumpday extra hard today because some VIB's (yes B's) are coming to stay with me for a few days. Can you guess who they are? Gotta be on my A Game for sure!!


Nobody appreciates how much work it takes to be this effortlessly beautiful 😩 #praisemedamnit 😑


Caption this!! πŸ’



Uhhh... Human??? I think ith thime for my nexth dothe of Viagra.... πŸ’Š
πŸ’ŠπŸ’ŠπŸ’ŠπŸ’ŠπŸ’ŠπŸ’ŠπŸ’ŠπŸ’ŠπŸ’ŠπŸ’ŠπŸ’ŠπŸ’ŠπŸ’ŠπŸ’ŠπŸ’ŠπŸ’ŠπŸ’ŠπŸ’ŠπŸ’Š (For those who don't know, I take it for my pulmonary hypertension - or at least that's what I tell people... Lollll)




Sad news... you've started your day seeing all THIS gorgeousness, so everything else is just straight downhill from here... #sadbuttrue



Ok ok everyone... Enough with all this Cupid crap 😑 Back to the REAL star of the show here... ME! duhh πŸ’ƒ


Hi friends πŸ’“ Human speaking here. I just wanted to let you in on something that's been going on here. I needed some time to process it, but I feel like honesty is the best policy ... So here it goes... You may have seen that on Christmas day @cupidkardoggian was at the emergency vet at @amcny with what I thought was kennel cough (tg we don't celebrate Christmas!). As it turns out, it was sadly not that at all, but early stage congestive heart failure. Cupid has had a grade 2 murmur for about 6 months and it has been monitored through regular echocardiograms and required no medicine, but it very suddenly escalated to grade 5 after he suffered a particular kind of rupture that quickly caused fluid to build up, in turn causing his cough. It's a huge shock, and while he's a living being and not a statistic, the general life expectancy for a dog in his condition is 9-12 months. I'm utterly heartbroken. Devastated. And probably in some level of denial. But I'm committed to giving Cupid the absolute best care, most snuggles and overwhelming amounts of kisses possible with whatever time we have left. And when he tells me it's too much... Well... I'll have to listen to him. Thankfully, for right now, the meds have completely restored him to his normal state - no coughing, lots of chewing on bully sticks (which he's doing as I write this), and lots of snuggling. Some may say that this is why they don't adopt seniors, but I'd respond by saying "What human who loves their dog wouldn't give anything for more time with them, whether they have been together 1 day or 10000000 days? I'm pretty sure there's no such thing as enough time with those we love so much." Thank you in advance for your support and kind words during this time. I'll continue to keep you posted as needed, but for now we are just going to live life and enjoy whatever time we have to the fullest πŸ’“


No need for #resolutions when you were born #flawless



Your #favorite post of this year is a perfect reminder that looks may change, but being bad ass is forever. Thanks for all the love in 2017! Here's to more good times in 2018 πŸ’“ ・・・
EYE UPDATE!! PLEASE READ!! Thanks to all who have reached out with concern about my eye. Rest assured that I'm in the care of the best ophthalmologist in NYC at @amcny (the Mayo clinic for animals) and even went for an unnecessary check up yesterday just to make extra sure I'm ok. My eye is fully recovered and while you may be concerned with the way it looks, I'm in absolutely NO PAIN. Please know that my human would never allow me to go without medical care or live in pain and the constant insistence that I'm suffering is very painful to us. So much so that we went to the doctor and paid to see a specialist again just to be extra safe.


Sometimes I lose track of what I meant to lick... #oops πŸ˜‚



It's #throwbackthursday ! Since my 4th #gotchaday was 1 week ago, let's relive the torture that was my 3rd gotcha day! 😑😩


It's official! Not leaving my cat house till spring. Brrrr!!!


Last minute Christmas decorating Kardoggy-style complete with my patron saint, Blanche Devereaux 😘 πŸŽ… (SOUND ON!!)



This holiday season we want to thank you ALL for being part of our tribe πŸ’“ Love, Dorie, Chloe & Cupid


It's my 4th #gotchaday and this was me exactly 4 years ago! The best way to celebrate would be to adopt a dog of your very own, dontcha think?! Check out just a few adoptables here (all pix tagged with where to rescue them) and look at your local animal shelters/rescues for your very own new family member this holiday season. In 4 years I've been in 2 books, appeared on national TV 3 times, raised over 10k for fospice dogs and helped many dogs find new homes (all while looking flawless, of course). Imagine what you could do with your new family member!!!


NOT pregnant. Just a food baby. #sorude #khloekardashian



How DARE you accuse me of peeing on the bed! So what if there's a warm yellow spot where I was. YOU HAVE NO PROOF! (Do you think she believes me?)


Sunday plans? You're lookin' at 'em. (PS sleeping with both eyes open is my specialty!) πŸ’€ πŸ‘€


πŸ’” I can't believe my friend @toastmeetsworld has passed away πŸ’” This year has been filled with too much loss, and losing Toast hits extra hard. But Toast's legacy as a fierce advocate for rescue, ending puppy mills and rescue education will never be forgotten. #toastmeetsheaven


Join me and my pals @Mochiandthecity @Brussels.Sprout and @LouboutinaNYC for a meet & greet at the Google Flatiron pop-up onΒ Saturday, Dec 16Β 1-3pmΒ (atΒ 110 5th AveΒ in NYC). And bring your fur baby for a portrait shot on Pixel 2 by @thedogist !!! Also, if you buy a Pixel 2 you can get a roll of wrapping paper with me or one of my friends on it! #priceless

#teampixel #googlepopup #ad @madebygoogle


Reptar hungry! Oh wait that's just Cupid...Β Now you can shop your fave #Nickelodeon shows at @boxlunchgifts - check out the goodies atΒ!! #ad


Cuter than Elf on the Shelf and 1000x more drunk! 🍷🍾πŸ₯ƒπŸ₯‚πŸ»πŸΈπŸΉπŸΊ


I'm really feeling the pawliday spirit! Especially in my naught bits πŸŽ…πŸ˜ (Tag by )


I'm stoked to tell you my friends @Bzees are partnering withΒ I'm Not A Monster for their Monster Holiday Drive. #ad When you treat​ ​yourself​ ​to​ ​a​ ​pair​ ​of​ ​#Bzees​ ​shoes​ ​or​ ​a​ ​bag ​and​ use code CHLOE atΒ checkout,Β Bzees will donateΒ $5. Link in my bio!


Truth be told, I spend every #tongueouttuesday thinking about how blessed you are to have me in your feed.


Tis the effing season, betchesπŸŽ„ #slayallday (πŸŽ₯ @modaoperandi )


Who loves you more on #cybermonday than ME?! TWO NEW PINS RELEASED TODAY!! And 15 lucky people can buy a limited edition set of all 4. Once they're gone, they're gone! Link in bio! And FREE STICKERS with EVERY ORDER!!!