Hayden Cleverly

🔥chronic-les of gnar ⚡️adventure medley narrated by dad jokes + bad puns Freelance Punsultant Digital Media Strategy 📍Denver, CO 📥DM for inquiries

http://haydenmakesbadjokes.com/

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Shout out to the 8 yr old boy next door who un-grumped me yesterday and let me toss the ol pig skin with him and practice our fave touch down celebrations. And to the girls in the princess dresses playing duck duck goose on the trampoline and playing in the mud. And to my great grandma whose dress I’m sporting and led the most inspiring life of adventure. And to the countless other things and people I have to be grateful for! Let me tell you why you’re awesome and I love you!!! ❤️⭐️☄️⚡️

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Nook level = ninety-star hammer shoe ✨👟🔨

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Space ✨Desert 🌵Dreaming ☁️

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The air is cold but the soup is hot 🍜

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Totes ad-orbs 🏐⏲️⚪️🕑

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Gardens of Ver-sigh 🤔🤷‍♀️✨

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When people are all like "don't have a cow" and you're like "literally, what if that's all I want?"

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Learning stuff from pretty finds #extraexploredinary ✨

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When people ask if your a libra and I'm like no, I just really like the whole philosophical debate surrounding justice and equality and what does it mean to be just. What time should it be served? And I'm constantly trying to figure out this whole balance thing. 🤷‍♀️🍽️⚖️

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The World is crazyweird and I like it a lot lot ✨⚡️🙏🏻

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TBH. WHACK SORBET 🌂🦋🎟️💡🎀🏮

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Sunrise ☀️+ Grind⚡️ (Thx @arielleshipe for the pic and pointers)

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What I love most about rivers is you can't step in the same river twice 🌞

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Don't wanna brag, but I think I'm getting the hang of this whole "adulting" thing. I only lost my phone twice in 36 hours. Soo, um, hmu if you wanna talk 401k or the NASDAQ. 🤘🏻

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Excellent hangs && rad ventures w/ @arielleshipe ⚡️🤘🏻🌵

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It's ugly and stupid and I hate it.

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Dear fall, please don't leave 😫🍂🍃

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🌵nature infused + enthused🤘🏻
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📷: @drewerdman // @dbgraham

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Dem boyz got the zone #dialed. 🌵🤘🏻🔥 @dbgraham with the fire snap!

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Old squad, new gang and the high frequency ultravibes ✨⚡️❤️

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UVM --> UTAH ✨❤️SQUAD

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TBH this Friday the 13th feels more like an April 7th and has been pretty fantastic ✨👻✨ (@natlienoodle thx for coming on a failed F13 adventure that turned into pop culture analysis, tropical house in traffic, iced coffees, and, ultimately, a raging success ⚡️⚡️)

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✨nü zones✨

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Mornings without KIND coffee and you are weird. ☕️ #pensandoenti

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Seasons -- I'm fall about it. 🌞🍂

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Boarding school love runs deep 😍✨❤️

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Did you know that Wu-Tang song is actually about turtle necks? #protectyaneck

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Rocktober and I'm back on my boo-shit 💀🖤👻

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Happy to have this little piece of sunshine in Denver last night @sunn_childd. Catch us on our US tour. Shout out to nature @__gaab__ @taylorelysea ✨🌱

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Getting all sorts of feels ✨

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