Hayden Cleverly

🔥chronic-les of gnar ⚡️Freelance Punsultant 📍Denver, CO

http://haydenmakesbadjokes.com/

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Prep for the Hit Makers by Derek Thomson book launch with @quarterlyforum. It’s fricken LIT(erature) #turnuplearnup #learnt

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Nobody puts Baby in the corner. But I’m not baby and I put myself in the corner, so I guess #rulesdontapply 🤷‍♀️🤫🤙🏼

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Frosty sunrises are the worlds number one manufacturer of 🌈 sherbet. Still not on board with that spelling, a sure bet is like if you 🍟 when you should’ve 🍕 ed — you’re gonna have a bad time.

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Real documentation of a single moment from a lifelong effort to play my cards right.

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Barque Du Triumph 🤙🏼

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ATTN: I will now be selling ice cold bottles of thrice boiled water, which I have debottled for presentation porpoises. It’s organic, cage free, gluten free, uncut, and for the low price of $14.99, it’s YOURS. There’s crazy peps (peptides) and the rate of new wave hydration exchange is off the charts.
Hit up my website to check out the virtual pour. #WaterThose

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“PROTESTS ERUPT AMIDST GOVERNMENT SHITDOWN” - CNN, alternative facts 😩🤙🏼⚠️ “Trump paid $14 for raw water at Whole Foods” - me, fake news.

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Excuse me, what flavor cow produces the kombucha?

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sometimes you gotta nook good to feel good #corners

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*watches great British baking show once* says fuck it let’s freestyle some mini raspberry pies and start a merengue with 3 min left on the clock. (Jk about the merengue)

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Hey kids, wanna know how to make st8 government gr8 government? Good. You should, it’s important and also a much longer conversation for a different platform. But, the most important component is an incredible team of diverse and passionate individuals. •
Frustrations with politics and government are undoubtedly warranted — I likely share some of these sentiments. These frustrations may be aggravated when we can’t see or don’t understand the challenging nuances of bureaucracy, especially when working with limited resources... Just know that behind the scenes, there are people who care deeply about improving the lives of others and are working their asses off to do just that. A lot of this good falls under the radar and frustrations overshadow progress. Our unemployment rate has decreased significantly and our economy is thriving, but traffic on I-70 is still a bitch!!! But, hey, how often do you see news coverage of a plane landing safely? •
This past year has given me valuable insight into the challenges of governing — managing relationships, coordination between numerous state/federal/etc entities, the complexity of political decision-making... But I’ve also seen how impactful government can be, how much can be accomplished through collaboration — reaching across the aisle, or across sectors, and by embracing innovation. Most importantly, I have the privilege of working with seriously incredible people who work tirelessly and selflessly to serve others. Cheers to an amazing team and all you do.
Also, please stop saying Oprah 2020. #giddyup

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Session starts today. The Cap is popping for the 71st convening of the Colorado General Assembly ✨⚡️❤️ #COleg #COpolitics

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🍋 🥥cornmeal cake + blueberry lime coconut ice dream — recipe freestyle Monday’s ✨

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Day dreaming and a planning my next desert trip on this grey winter day. 🤔🌵✨

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A really excellent corner 🐠📐👍🏻

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In compliance with the “wow” factor ✨🤙🏼

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Insisted we learn this dance so we could break it out and down in the clerb. However, the latter never happened 🆘🚯⚠️

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Cheers to a new year now old and all that is yet to come. Cheers to the good and the bad and the ups and downs that keep you in motion. May we never be stagnant and keep on rolling ✨🥂✨

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Majored in Bathematics 🛁📊

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I turned it up to medium and bought cookie dough. And now I’m rolling in the dough 🍪💰🍪💰 thx my love @coloradosunrae for capturing this mall moment

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Prickle me Elmo 🖖🏼👋🏻🤙🏼

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I LIKE DESERT AFTER EVERY MEAL ✨🌵✨

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Hanging loose in the retirement community y’all 🖖🏼👍🏻👊🏻

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Early retirement 🖖🏼✨🦕

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Is it too late now to say saguaro? 🌵

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This sunset matches a bathing suit I had when I was 8 one time.

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Cactus what you preach 🙌🏻🌵

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Merry merry Christmas. 🍩🌵🍩

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When you snow how to per-suede ❄️❄️❄️

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When someone asks chuck Norris what time it is he says 10 til. They say 10 til what and he roundhouse kicks em in the face. 🥊 I won’t do that, but kinda

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