I wanna be a cowboy baby

This bitch empty YEET "Butternut squash and I'm a vegan going for gold."-a.s. "I'm tryna eat mama"-m.s.

http://these.cow.hips.dont.lie.when.i.met.amanda.in.6th.grade.i.gave.her.my.phone.number.and.put.too.many.emojis.next.to.my.name.she.deleted.them.com/we/have/come/so/far

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Okay the other day I made a friend? Or a friend made me I guess??? I was just chillin and this guy was like yelling down the hall and as he was walking by this exchange transpired cool guy: hey I like your shirt
Me: thank you
cool guy: I’ve been like if a lot of your shirts lately
I nodded
cool guy: we should be friends
Me: yeah cool!
What a kid, all I know about him is he likes my shirts and he’s friends with 90% of the kids in most of my classes

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Ok I sang this song in my Christian summer camp in like 2012 but that's besides the point. Okay so that thing that's like if you think of someone they think of you and vice versa that's great and all but if it's real then too many people are thinking about me because I'm thinking about them like damn I'm sorry that this vine reminded me of you because now you have to think of me but I digress as usual I just think that idea is so bonkers (we also did a little dance and I won a recorder)

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Thankful for this good boy

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I hope some day when I'm dead someone finds my ds and looks through the pictures and when they find these I hope they ask themselves "why was this kid taking pictures of herself with her ds? She has a phone, it is literally being used as a light source? Why didn't she just take the pictures on her phone?" And discover that most simple questions don't have simple answers and sometimes people just do things and don't think about why. I think I need to work on understanding this concept of impulsivity in others. (Check out that light game in the second picture)

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Same sunglasses new me

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Is this from Denny's or that other place?

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You ever get a really bad cramp in your foot and it hurts your entire leg and you can't move some of your toes? Its like a stroke but for your leg?

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Dude you are honestly the best you are so extraordinary and I hope your day is filled with happiness and granted wishes because you deserve all the happiness in the entire universe you are such an amazing friend and I'm So happy I know you and I'm definitely not mad that we got a B on that science project in 7th grade because it was so worth it to hang out with you. There are not enough words to express how happy I am to be your friend I hope you have the best birthday (also the last picture in this collection is actually the first picture on my phone and that's you b)(also also Sebastian is doing great)

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The first one is jack Whitehall and the second is heath ledger from 10 things I hate about you also remember video star? It was like wayyyy better than musical.ly but like that's not hard but it was really fun and stupid and it had gems like the waffle song it was a hoot ok

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No but heath ledger in 10 things I hate about you is so mf iconic I love it So much he's so good in it and seriously joker whom?????? I only know pat verona???? Fr so good highly recommend

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Hey fun fact Robert Pattinson who played Cedric digory in the Harry Potter movies went to the same school as jack Whitehall and I just think that is so cool like jack Whitehall is still salty about the school plays that Robert Pattinson got parts in and he didn't like jack Whitehall lives in spite of Robert Pattinson and that is such a genuine mood

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If you remember this bookπŸ‘πŸ’¦πŸ˜©πŸ˜©πŸ˜©πŸ’¦πŸ’¦πŸ‘πŸ‘

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This guy is So under appreciated he was honestly So good in the movie I saw him in he's like the superior Zac efron because he had character development such a good actor look at him crying

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The worst band award went to 5sos I can't believe I missed this gem this is the funniest thing I've seen in my life the nme awards are the best I'm living

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Tag yourself

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"Woah just take it easy man"

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Here's some positivity❀️

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thanks amanda also I'm REALLY upset!!!!!!!!!!! I just found out the legend Hugh Hefner died and I'm so sad about it

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This is mumin, amanda showed me these books they are in Swedish but to the point: unlikely animal friendships are so great I appreciate them so much because they teach us valuable lessons like don't be mean and chill out

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Ok first of all, mood second of all, is it socially acceptable to go up to someone and say "hey you seem cool can we be friends?" yet? Because i feel like it should. Making friends is really hard and if it were socially acceptable to do that everything would be so much more chill, so is it socially acceptable yet?

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Arrowhead water is disgusting!!!!!!!!!

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The guy who does the dog rates on twitter is a FAKE HE DOESNT ACTUALLY CARE ABOUT THE DOGS I am appalled he does it for success and Not the dogs I'm so angery right now because HE IS A FRAUD

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Hah 3oh!3 is super emo but also very up beat music wise it's kinda confusing whatever

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Not my shoes and bad camera work but it only cost like 5 dollars so

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Finally a chance to block the sun!
I have found that adding exclamation marks to the ends of sentences make me happier than they should I don't really know why!

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I just realized something

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Thank you @amanda.seisay for this picture I feel like it represents our friendship because I am using your cool sunglasses like the absolute raccoon I am and you are being very supportive like the absolutely amazing person you are

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Amanda, you are such an incredible person thank you so much for breathing all the time I realllllllllly appreciate it you are doing so well and I'm so amazed that you are my friend. Like mine ? You deserve wayyyy better ?? But you still chose me ? Have the best time in Sweden

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The inside of a carrot tastes like chlorine

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