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"I'm a lumberjack wiener dog 🎶🤣 (PUT SOUND ON)" ~ Crusoe
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Song performed by Jim Bellar of Nashville TN
"What?? I don't like getting my ears or paws wet, okay?!" ~ Crusoe
"A bee's work is never done! Mum and Dad are starting the new project of a beehive soon and I'm just giving them a litte practice 😉👍🐝" ~ Crusoe
"No costumes, no outfits, no nuthin' - just me in all my naked glory" ~ Crusoe
"Is that what I think it is?! A SHARKWIENER BEACH TOWEL?! 😲 You betcha, plus I got a whole bunch of other new stuff in my store including LEGGINGS, T-SHIRTS, SOCKS, GARDEN FLAGS, and more! Link in my profile! Let's rock this summer 😎😁" ~ Crusoe
"When your pawrents are secretely happy there's a thunderstorm because its the only time you cuddle them like a baby" ~ Crusoe
"Skinny dipping! Who's with me?!" ~ Crusoe
"Baby, I could be your lumberjack. I know you love a true hardworking man's beard, oiled every day" ~ Crusoe
"Well would you look at that... the scale appears to be working properly again!" ~ Crusoe
"Guys, seriously, I don't need a vet checkup, I feel fine, top notch! Dad, you've been looking a little pale lately though.. maybe you should take my place?" ~ Crusoe
"Although she wasn't actually my mother, I also want to say #HappyMothersDay to Laffie, who was a mother "figure" of mine since I was a little pup, and who sadly passed away just shortly after my surgery last year... I'm sure she's just as proud looking down on me now as I am looking back up at her ❤️" ~ Crusoe
"Sometimes you just need to get a little 'RISKY' 😉 and dance like nobody's watching!" ~ Crusoe
Stay tuned for ALL NEW merchandise coming to my store next week, including leggings, beach towel, and more!
"Thinking of all those poor saps at work or school right now has got me feeling tired enough to go back to bed.." ~ Crusoe
"Rain got you feeling down? Yeah, me too.. but maybe this'll brighten your day! ☔️ ☀️ " ~ Crusoe
GUESS WHAT - I'm working on my very own costume line and I need YOUR help in getting it right! Enter your email via link in my profile get updates and participate in the occassional survey that'll make these outfits perfect for everyone!
"Getting so tired of all this rain already..." ~ Crusoe
"Please don't poke your fingers in the wiener dog cage.. 😬" ~ Crusoe
"Are you seriously telling me I take up too much room in the bed? Have you seen the size of me??" ~ Crusoe
"I'm hoping I'll grow another couple inches tall this Spring.." ~ Crusoe
Picture from my 2017 calendar which can still be found via link in my profile if you're still looking for one!