Crusoe the Celebrity Dachshund (@crusoe_dachshund)

Crusoe the Celebrity Dachshund

Wiener Dog Extraordinaire New York Times Bestseller Award-Winning Blog Seen on Ellen, GMA, Mashable & More ⭐️ALL NEW MERCH IS HERE!!! ⭐️

http://celebritydachshund.com/store

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"I'm a lumberjack wiener dog 🎶🤣 (PUT SOUND ON)" ~ Crusoe

Tag a friend who should witness how a real man does it!

Song performed by Jim Bellar of Nashville TN

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"Met a few fellow Instagram pups today, including @hermaninthehood @deanthebasset @smileytheblindtherapydog @pompomchewy @mightymorkie - fun day 😎😛" ~ Crusoe

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"What?? I don't like getting my ears or paws wet, okay?!" ~ Crusoe

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"A bee's work is never done! Mum and Dad are starting the new project of a beehive soon and I'm just giving them a litte practice 😉👍🐝" ~ Crusoe

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"No costumes, no outfits, no nuthin' - just me in all my naked glory" ~ Crusoe

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"Is that what I think it is?! A SHARKWIENER BEACH TOWEL?! 😲 You betcha, plus I got a whole bunch of other new stuff in my store including LEGGINGS, T-SHIRTS, SOCKS, GARDEN FLAGS, and more! Link in my profile! Let's rock this summer 😎😁" ~ Crusoe

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"When your pawrents are secretely happy there's a thunderstorm because its the only time you cuddle them like a baby" ~ Crusoe

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"A fine day for the course, isn't it?!" (New edit) ~ Crusoe

Tag a friend who golfs like this! #golf⛳️ #golfing

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"Skinny dipping! Who's with me?!" ~ Crusoe

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"Baby, I could be your lumberjack. I know you love a true hardworking man's beard, oiled every day" ~ Crusoe

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"Well would you look at that... the scale appears to be working properly again!" ~ Crusoe

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"Guys, seriously, I don't need a vet checkup, I feel fine, top notch! Dad, you've been looking a little pale lately though.. maybe you should take my place?" ~ Crusoe

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"Although she wasn't actually my mother, I also want to say #HappyMothersDay to Laffie, who was a mother "figure" of mine since I was a little pup, and who sadly passed away just shortly after my surgery last year... I'm sure she's just as proud looking down on me now as I am looking back up at her ❤️" ~ Crusoe

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"The sweetest, happiest, brightest #MothersDay to all the "Mums" out there, especially my own, this one's for you!" ~ Crusoe

Song: "That's How I Say I Love You", by Jim Bellar, Nashville TN

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"Went to visit the #TulipFestival with Mum today! I don't know why they didn't hire me to help dig and plant all these tho.." ~ Crusoe

#tulips #dachshund #ottawa #canada150

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"Who needs a shovel when you have a dachshund?" ~ Crusoe

#gardening #dachshund #crusoe #fridayfun

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"That time Mum sprained her ankle and we came to her rescue.. 😂 BUT WAIT, read about how we "treated" her injury in our throwback blog post via link in my profile!" ~ Crusoe

#tbt #nationalnursesweek

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"Sometimes you just need to get a little 'RISKY' 😉 and dance like nobody's watching!" ~ Crusoe

Stay tuned for ALL NEW merchandise coming to my store next week, including leggings, beach towel, and more!

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"Thinking of all those poor saps at work or school right now has got me feeling tired enough to go back to bed.." ~ Crusoe

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"Rain got you feeling down? Yeah, me too.. but maybe this'll brighten your day! ☔️ ☀️ " ~ Crusoe

GUESS WHAT - I'm working on my very own costume line and I need YOUR help in getting it right! Enter your email via link in my profile get updates and participate in the occassional survey that'll make these outfits perfect for everyone!

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"Getting so tired of all this rain already..." ~ Crusoe

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"That time I thought Dad had fleas... Don't worry though, he was released after 48 hours." ~ Crusoe

Learn how to protect against fleas and ticks via link in my profile! #NoBiteisRight

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"Happy #CincodeMayo everyone! Now let's shake it up! (Just happened to have this outfit handy! 😉)" ~ Crusoe

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"#maythe4thbewithyou ... and bring you many cookies! Tag a friend who should lay witness to my Jedi powers!" ~ Crusoe #starwars #starwarsday #jedi

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"Please don't poke your fingers in the wiener dog cage.. 😬" ~ Crusoe

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"Are you seriously telling me I take up too much room in the bed? Have you seen the size of me??" ~ Crusoe

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"I'm hoping I'll grow another couple inches tall this Spring.." ~ Crusoe

Picture from my 2017 calendar which can still be found via link in my profile if you're still looking for one!

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