Abbi Crutchfield

🙋🏽Comedian, Host of You Can Do Better on @truTV 📍NY/LA

http://twitter.com/curlycomedy

5,645 posts 6,550 followers 1,483 following

Bitmoji finally made a pic of my favorite buddy Max @disfoocray (RIP young blood), so I am posting it in memory of the chillest diaper dog that ever chewed the butts off toys. #disfoocray

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So thankful to the patrons of my new night club Bottles and Bottles. We get no sleep here, and it’s very exclusive.
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#curlycomedybaby #myorangewalls #curlycomedybff

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Baby is making nice progress and has found her voice.
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#curlycomedybaby #stellaaaaa #astreetcarnameddesire #marlonbrando

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Wow they grow up so fast! #bullpeiattention

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Letting this child hypnotize my friends so they’ll bring me more cookies...
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#curlycomedybaby #myorangewalls

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My favorite anytime snack is baby feet. 👶🏽👣 _____________________________________________________________
#curlycomedybaby #myorangewalls

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Who sent me this? Method Man?
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#curlycomedyswag #curlycomedybaby

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I be taking care of dogs AND babies. I’m Mom AF.
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#curlycomedyswag from my niece @micalahthayer #MomAF #curlycomedybaby

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We wore matching head wraps home. Thanks to the NICU nurses who cared for her so well, @micalahthayer for making her fun hat and pants, @cmill6666 and your sister for her sweater and coat, my grandma for crocheting a ton of baby blankets my whole life so I could have something special to choose after she passed, @indyinbk and #curlycomedymom for all the help this week while we were both in the hospital, and @comedianluke for being an awesome dad. I just saw the Golden Globes so acceptance speeches are my new thing.
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#curlycomedybaby #AbbiNewYear #trippotrubbo

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Getting pretty for my baby! She comes home from the NICU today! 👶🏽🍼
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#curlycomedybaby #myorangewalls

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My baby is so beautiful she will break the Internet, so I will have to update you on her growth using objects she closest resembles. It’s for your own protection.
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#curlycomedybaby #glowworm

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“My Pillow doesn’t get too hot, My Pillow doesn’t get too cold. My Pillow is made with porridge in a pot, nine days old.”

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‪Happy New Year from Abbi, Luke, and our new favorite source of material. ‬
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#curlycomedymilestones #AbbiNewYear #dubbotrubbo #trippotrubbo #curlycomedybaby

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Hey West Coasters! Go see my buddy (and co-host of You Can Do Better) Matt in this great musical! #DuoBettero
#Repost @mattlatmatt (@get_repost)
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Angelenos! Do you like Sondheim? OF COURSE YOU DO. So I hope to see you at @cupcakestudios__ production of Into the Woods, opening JAN 19 in North Hollywood. The cast and musicians for this production are crazy talented and I am honored to be among them. Ticket link in bio. (Also, if/when you buy tickets, please use my referral code “matthewwoods” because then the director will like me more.) #sondheim #musicals

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Dreams do come true! Thanks Olivia! @oliviagerke
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#curlycomedycookbook #curlycomedychristmas #miniwafflemaker #dashminiwafflemaker 🥞🍓🍯🥓☕️

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First time at The Metropolitan Opera! I’m like Loretta Castorini over here! Thanks @indyinbk for the gift of tickets! 🎭🎼🌹 By the way the lady next to me shushed me before the show started in a total alpha move I respect very much. I ate my chips one by one by letting them get soggy and gumming them.
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#curlycomedychristmas #mysiskicksbutt #curlycomedymom #curlycomedyfirsts #hanselandgretel

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Traditional Christmas brunch and hugs! Hope you have a safe and happy holiday season with adequate amounts of Netflix shows everyone can agree on!
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#curlycomedychristmas 2017 #curlycomedymom #mysiskicksbutt #dubbotrubbo #curlycomedyfamilyportrait #bullpeiattention #bullpeitoys #appleravioli

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Getting ready for a holiday delivery like 🤰🏽
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#homealonebattleplan #curlycomedychristmas #curlycomedymeme

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A fresh, cheese(less) pizza, all for me. #curlycomedyChristmas 2017

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Turmeric Cilantro Rice, Mung Bean Salad, and Curried Cauliflower courtesy of #curlycomedymom 👩🏻🍳 #veganeats #mungbeansprouts

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Thank you Kevin @kevmase1 for the fabulous tour of L’Oréal (see my story highlights!) and this generous swag bag of Mizani hair care! Today I used the True Textures Moisture Replenish shampoo, True Textures Moisture Replenish conditioner, 25 Miracle Milk (25 Benefit leave-in), True Textures Curl Define Pudding, and True Textures Curl Enhancing Lotion. All had a lovely, light scent, and made styling my new short ‘do pretty fun! Can’t wait to try the True Textures Style Refresher Milk and spritz it back to life in a couple of days! Peep the holiday tinsel in my hair! Just in time for Christmas.
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#curlycomedyswag #freetothebie #curlycomedythankyou #mizanihairartist #mizanitruetextures #mizanishampoo #mizaniconditioner #mizanileaveinconditioner #mizani25miraclemilk #mizanicurldefinepudding #mizanicurlennhancinglotion #mizanistylerefresher #curlycomedyhaircare

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My dogs made a pact about something, and shook tails. Now I’m nervous. #bullpeiattention

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Way to go @thejeremyparsons for your piece on Megyn Kelly letting us know which shows to be sure to binge-watch this season! I always need to update my list (when senior citizen-led murder mysteries get pulled). #PeopleNow #JeremyParsons #curlycomedyshoutout

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Well this is just the best.
#Repost @_joshuafreeman (@get_repost)
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Moments like this, I’ll cherish for life! •


#BrielleAntoinetteFreeman #perfection #beauty #daddysgirl #babies #blackbabies #Frobabies @frobabies #blackfathers #blacklove

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So great meeting these three today! Lisa Price, founder of @carolsdaughter Kevin Mase of @lorealmakeup and Mayra aka @lipdrama ! Had a fun time touring L’Oréal and perusing products by the companies in this beauty family—Mizani, Essie, Shu Uemura, Kiehl’s, Maybelline, Dark & Lovely, Vichy, and SkinCeuticals just to name a few! Check my Stories for more pics. #curlycomedybff #HaveAThiccHoliday

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Did the guy who deleted Trump’s Twitter account get a new job in animatronics at Disney World?

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STAR WARS! #dubbotrubbo at the movies. Call it a babymoon.

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I fixed Mario Batali’s apology.

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Thanks for swinging by and taking some stuff off my hands @sharronicanyc ! My dogs loved you instantly. #bullpeiattention

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