DE▶️CO My dog is my best friend Watch us explore 🐺
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Wishing a very happy 24th birthday to this beautiful girl. Whether its laying on my couch for 2 months while I recovered or going to comedy shows in Philly, you always know how to make a memorable and awesome time. I hope you're enjoying your day darlin one more till a quarter! @luxelauren
Hey guys surgery went well! Time to move on though. FOR SALE 100% 5 feet of authentic colon. I am selling it for well under black market price. It's slightly diseased with UC and had undergone plenty of Taco Bell and natty splattys. It's shitty but what do you expect from a colon? What's an intestine without wear and tear am I right? Don't try and lowball me with terrible offers. I had this thing since I was born and it was a part of me at one time. Literally apart of me, but I've moved on and felt no need for it anymore.