Daniel Howell

my life is a joke

http://youtube.com/danisnotonfire

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here is some footage of me really enjoying a carousel that i was forced to ride

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had fun getting beaten at mario kart by @thebritishhamilfan for @makeawishuk #ironicpeacesigns

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just think if i can get over these photos being on the internet forever - you can get over anything

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two new backpacks on the dan and phil shop! black glitter nebula or cloud pastel blue, which are you? ☁️✨ 🌎 danandphilshop.com
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trying to hold this smile for an hour in case i'm on tv (thanks for the seats @instagram ) #wimbledon

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a look for #wimbledon today
i am representing the net and also the dark void within all of our souls

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a well groomed pup and a scruffy mongrel

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when your friends want to enjoy the sunshine and beautiful view but you're a cave dwelling internet addict

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a jacket that truly represents me thank you @calvinklein

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smol pup does a heckin blop with big human @jiffpom

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rare birthday boye v thankful for all the kind messages

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democracy 2k17

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putting the s u c c in succulents πŸ˜©πŸ’¦

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i thought i wasn't a freckle person but one week in the sun and my skin has been invaded

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yes this may be a night shirt designed for middle aged women but it's unironically the coolest thing i own

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nerds at space attraction

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apparently i was stood alone staring into my reflection in the water wow i can even make being a pool boy look depressing

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if you get political - do it with an aesthetic gif

you all have a voice and need to have a say in your future! british pals - there is one week left to register to vote in the election on june 8th. don't procrastinate! go to http://gov.uk/register-to-vote and get zazzed about democracy πŸ‘Œ #useyourvoice

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goodbye miami your neon and art deco were pretty rad

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and here is the simple pleasing photo you post to break up all the cringe selfies on your profile

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the words i live by

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i am most comfortable when drowning in an oversized sweater

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had some top bants today with philip being a totally professional host at @playlistlive

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β€ͺ🌸 new spring edition merch! 🌱 long sleeve tees // caps // tote // & signed posters βœ¨β€¬ β€ͺ🌍 danandphilshop.com ‬
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in another surprise creep shot from @amazingphil we see the exact moment during moving in that i completely gave up on life

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🌊 wavey dude

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if your soul was a ship where would it be docked?

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β€ͺi've done it‬ β€ͺi have found the single most phallic looking plant in the entire universe‬

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sixty five floors of nope

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