Dan Soder

Son of a Gary

http://dansoder.com/

202 posts 31,220 followers 646 following

Also #tbt to my last snack.

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#tbt to another pic of Long Hair Alcoholic Dan, this is from 2010 and it's when I could still hit the high notes. (I'm forever sorry for the long shirt/short sleeve button down combo)

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Good guess.

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Sucks watching the Niners lose but it was surreal watching my middle school best friend coach them. He looks like a cool coach, I look like I have gigantism.

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This is the photo that the insanely talented @limorgarfinkle took of me for the New York Comedy Festival. I call it "Sad Man about to be hit by Ship" I think she just called it "Dan."

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#tbt when I was an easily surprised drunk with long hair.

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(slaps self on back)

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Real friends check your butt.

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Good group. Terrible expression on my face.

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When I remember I get to sleep in tomorrow.

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I love this photo from @joelistcomedy's wedding. Four of my favorite human beings who all look like carpet salesmen.
Photo credit: @philprovencio

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This is a good one to donate to for Hurricane Harvey relief. Link is in bio.

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Cleveland! End of the month I'll be at the Accidental Comedy Festival for two shows. Last time I was there the Cavs won a Championship, I take full credit. Tickets available at dansoder.com

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#tbt to being 14 and having the 90s as a haircut. Sitting at a wedding, looking for leftover beers. #younggarbage

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Lady, you married an idiot. A sweet, loyal idiot who loves my dumb jokes. God bless him.

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Thanks @daveattell for having us on your #militaryfamily benefit, had a great time and got some free Laffy Taffy.

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This is seconds before he told me if I touched him he would punch me. Thank God he was bluffing. Awesome meeting "Real Deal" Evander Holyfield, one of the greats.

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I wish I could concentrate on anything as hard as this guy concentrates on his plate of noodles. Pure focus.

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Happy 4th of July, streaming right now you can see my new 1/2 hour @netflix special along with 5 other hilarious comics. It's a great way to treat a sun burn. Or if you just want to be lazy and not go outside today.

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"The Eyebrow Boys" by @troyconrads

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Asked him to teach me how to throw knives. He said no.

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Over-saturation. Thanks @clusterfest.

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This is the only way I can comfortably brunch. At the @nyccomedycellar with these awesome comics, 1:30pm this Sunday.

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July 4th @netflix is releasing the new series The Stand Ups, with specials from me and this awesome line up. So you can watch and laugh after you've treated your fireworks wounds.

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Late night cereal watching @marknormand's great special "Don't Be Yourself." What a killer hour. To quote him "he's still got it."

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Yesterday I caught a @busterposey foul ball at the Mets game.... barehanded. Pretty sure it's the only athletic move I've ever pulled off.

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Here's @robertkellylive and I looking like two plain clothes cops breaking up a fun party. Also, I have the left hand of a mannequin.

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This nightmare is @robertkellylive with @michelleisawolf's hair.
I call it Carrot Cake.

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Tonight's the Season 2 finale of @sho_billions at 10pm EST on @showtime. It's a reeeeeal good one. Thanks for watching this season, I'm lucky to have such a great "fake work" family.

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This Summer @michelleisawolf stars in "Stand Back" the story of one comedian, taking back the city.

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