Son of a Gary
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Also #tbt to my last snack.
#tbt to another pic of Long Hair Alcoholic Dan, this is from 2010 and it's when I could still hit the high notes. (I'm forever sorry for the long shirt/short sleeve button down combo)
Sucks watching the Niners lose but it was surreal watching my middle school best friend coach them. He looks like a cool coach, I look like I have gigantism.
This is the photo that the insanely talented @limorgarfinkle took of me for the New York Comedy Festival. I call it "Sad Man about to be hit by Ship" I think she just called it "Dan."
#tbt when I was an easily surprised drunk with long hair.
(slaps self on back)
Real friends check your butt.
Good group. Terrible expression on my face.
When I remember I get to sleep in tomorrow.
I love this photo from @joelistcomedy's wedding. Four of my favorite human beings who all look like carpet salesmen.
Photo credit: @philprovencio
This is a good one to donate to for Hurricane Harvey relief. Link is in bio.
Cleveland! End of the month I'll be at the Accidental Comedy Festival for two shows. Last time I was there the Cavs won a Championship, I take full credit. Tickets available at dansoder.com
#tbt to being 14 and having the 90s as a haircut. Sitting at a wedding, looking for leftover beers. #younggarbage
Lady, you married an idiot. A sweet, loyal idiot who loves my dumb jokes. God bless him.
Thanks @daveattell for having us on your #militaryfamily benefit, had a great time and got some free Laffy Taffy.
This is seconds before he told me if I touched him he would punch me. Thank God he was bluffing. Awesome meeting "Real Deal" Evander Holyfield, one of the greats.
I wish I could concentrate on anything as hard as this guy concentrates on his plate of noodles. Pure focus.
Happy 4th of July, streaming right now you can see my new 1/2 hour @netflix special along with 5 other hilarious comics. It's a great way to treat a sun burn. Or if you just want to be lazy and not go outside today.
"The Eyebrow Boys" by @troyconrads
Asked him to teach me how to throw knives. He said no.
Over-saturation. Thanks @clusterfest.
This is the only way I can comfortably brunch. At the @nyccomedycellar with these awesome comics, 1:30pm this Sunday.
July 4th @netflix is releasing the new series The Stand Ups, with specials from me and this awesome line up. So you can watch and laugh after you've treated your fireworks wounds.
Late night cereal watching @marknormand's great special "Don't Be Yourself." What a killer hour. To quote him "he's still got it."
Yesterday I caught a @busterposey foul ball at the Mets game.... barehanded. Pretty sure it's the only athletic move I've ever pulled off.
Here's @robertkellylive and I looking like two plain clothes cops breaking up a fun party. Also, I have the left hand of a mannequin.
This nightmare is @robertkellylive with @michelleisawolf's hair.
I call it Carrot Cake.
Tonight's the Season 2 finale of @sho_billions at 10pm EST on @showtime. It's a reeeeeal good one. Thanks for watching this season, I'm lucky to have such a great "fake work" family.
This Summer @michelleisawolf stars in "Stand Back" the story of one comedian, taking back the city.
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