Digby and Alo - Griffons from Wellington, New Zealand. Email: Digby@DigbyVanWinkle.com
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When I say “sorry, I have plans” this is what I have planned. #mrsofttop
When you try to put on your sexy shirt for your valentines date but you ate too much ham at Christmas.
Ugh, Mondays. #
Summer evenings got me like
He may be small but the boy can swim! ♂️
emojis in real life.
When they tell you that you can be anything so you become a unicorn.
When your parents are cleaning but you want to distract them with how cute you are so you get snacks instead.
What torture looks like, according to dogs.
When you’re a good kid but you played grand theft auto one time.
Catching is impressive when you don’t have a nose
When Mum comes home from the supermarket and you NEED to know if she bought any snacks.
Why do I go to the forest, you ask? Because that’s where cheeky monkeys belong!
My face when people tell me that griffons don’t like swimming.
This is about as deep as he’ll go
For anyone suffering through a long, cold winter, take comfort in the fact that we are hot as down here. #kiwisummer #nzsummer
Pandas: living proof that you can still be fat when you only eat salad.
Summer walks are great - until you encounter a scary river monster
When they make all the best clothes only in kid’s sizes.
Pro tip: dogs and unicorns are the easiest way to get likes.
I didn’t want to let him have breakfast in bed because I was worried about crumbs. What I forgot: he’s a dog. There won’t be any crumbs. #hewilleatthemall
When your best friend asks if you want to join a swinger’s club and you misinterpret the question.
“She’s a pretty big job. How many milk bones are you paying?”
Waking up on New Year’s Day like “wow old me is a dick, he ate all of my pizza.” #newyearnewme
Sorry for the radio silence on our end, folks! Nothing’s wrong, we’re just enjoying our summer staycation
Christmas with friends, food, drinks and dogs. I think @boomer_is_orange’s face says it all
Merry Christmas everyone! Even though it’s Christmas Day here in NZ we were supposed to open our gifts tonight, but we stole these presents early.
Waiting patiently for the fat red mailman. Hope he brings treats!
I know you won’t believe that this sweet face would ever do wrong, but guys, he’s trying to steal all of the presents from under the tree. He’s ruining Christmas!
Day 10: they still think I’m a tree and last night I got peed on. Send Santa, I want to get out of here.
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