Exhibitionist. Stuntman. Don't leave your food out cause I'll eat it. #FoodRulesEverythingAroundMe 🔹Born 9.11.16 // Portland, OR
#nationalpuppyday can fuck right off as far as i'm concerned. Who makes up these holidays anyways?
Listen I swear on my unborn kitten's GRAVE if you give me #yoda ears ONE. MORE. TIME. I will shit in the clean laundry. YOU HEAR ME?
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This is my bag. There may be many bags like it, but this one is mine. #stepbackoriwillcutyou
I, for one, don't have to wake up early today. Because I'm a cat. And all I do is eat, poop, and sleep. #yasnoozeyawin