Donnie the Sphynx

Donnie the Sphynx
Exhibitionist. Stuntman.
Don't leave your food out cause I'll eat it. #FoodRulesEverythingAroundMe
πŸ”ΉBorn 9.11.16 // Portland, OR

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Donnie the Sphynx

You're telling me I put on my Sunday's Best and you're not going to let me go ANYWHERE

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CatTrapβ„’ version 1.0 still gets me every time. #πŸ“¦ #caturday

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Don't hate the player, hate the game. #imnotaplayerijustcrushalot

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Oh. My. God. Becky, look at that butt. #πŸ‘

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Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I need you to constantly feed me,
And scoop up my poo. πŸ’©

#HappyValentinesDay! #🌹

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IF I FLAP HARD ENOUGH I CAN PROBABLY FLY πŸ¦‡ #ifyoureabirdimabird

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My New Years resolution? to lose weight? Yeah, it's... coming along just fine .... #INeedABra

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"πŸ™„" - Donnie #HipsterCatTooCoolForThisShit

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But first let me take a #selfie πŸ’‹ #lightwasperfect #sorrynotsorry

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*sigh* Will I ever find love? #LookingForMyValentine πŸ’˜

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On Sunday, you don't have to wear pants! #SansPantsSunday

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This was my profile pic for Plenty of Fish but I haven't been matched with any fish yet ☹️ #FalseAdvertising

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Flowers? For ME? Well, I do declare Mr. Beauregard πŸ’β€β™‚οΈ

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In my past life, I was a rubber chicken.

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Hunting wild cat toys while mom and dad are away πŸ‘Ή this is a real leopard right?

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Whatever you just heard get knocked off the counter, it totally wasn't me, I've been sitting here the whoooole time. #myinnocentface challenge πŸ˜‡

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Hey. Is your name Ariel? Because I think we mermaid for each other. 😽

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JESUS CHRIST WILL YOU WATCH THE ROAD

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🚫CAUGHT🚫

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What do you mean it's only Thursday?!

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When the drugs hit 😸😺 #funnycatchallange

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Happy Monday, stay sexy 😻😽😻😽

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*swat swat swat kiss* πŸ€ΊπŸ€ΊπŸ€ΊπŸ’‹

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Draw me like one of your French girls 😽😽

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#tbt I bet you can't guess which one is me! 😺😸Everyone go wish @by_munji a Happy Birthday!🎈 I wonder what kind of cake I get when I turn one.

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Ugh, getting out of bed so early is the worst. Let's snooze all day 😺😺

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Check meow-t 😻😻😽😽

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Does this skin make my butt look big? 😽

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If you fake me out with a dollop of Cheez Whiz to stick a thermometer up my butt ONE. MORE. TIME... 😾

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New year new me! Day 1 of my new yoga fitness challenge! #nikepleasesponsorme #nikeathlete

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What are you doing with that small, cat-like sweater? πŸ™…β€β™‚οΈπŸ˜ΎπŸ˜Ή

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I'm, too sexy for my fur, too sexy for my fur, so sexy it hurts 😎

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You mean..... being neutered means ... I lose my ... OH GOD

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