CatTrap version 1.0 still gets me every time. # #caturday
Don't hate the player, hate the game. #imnotaplayerijustcrushalot
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I need you to constantly feed me,
And scoop up my poo.
IF I FLAP HARD ENOUGH I CAN PROBABLY FLY 🦇 #ifyoureabirdimabird
My New Years resolution? to lose weight? Yeah, it's... coming along just fine .... #INeedABra
"🙄" - Donnie #HipsterCatTooCoolForThisShit
*sigh* Will I ever find love? #LookingForMyValentine
On Sunday, you don't have to wear pants! #SansPantsSunday
This was my profile pic for Plenty of Fish but I haven't been matched with any fish yet ☹️ #FalseAdvertising
Whatever you just heard get knocked off the counter, it totally wasn't me, I've been sitting here the whoooole time. #myinnocentface challenge
When the drugs hit #funnycatchallange
If you fake me out with a dollop of Cheez Whiz to stick a thermometer up my butt ONE. MORE. TIME...