Mom... Dad? You're home already from your Japanese vacation? Yeah I just got home too someone totally threw a party here I don't know why there is beer bottles everywhere and also I definitely did not shit in your shoes #itwasntme
Every. Fucking. Morning. I give my parents these #kittyeyes so they'll stay in bed with me (much more effective than #puppyeyes). They don't tho. They say they gotta make that dolla so they can afford my treat habit.