Donnie the Sphynx (@donniethesphynx)

Donnie the Sphynx

Exhibitionist. Stuntman. Don't leave your food out cause I'll eat it. #FoodRulesEverythingAroundMe πŸ”ΉBorn 9.11.16 // Portland, OR

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Every day should be #caturday, IMHO. #iamajellybean

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🎡 IF ya want my body, AND ya think I'm sexy, c'mon sugar let me know 🎡 #FreakyFriday

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Rolling into Monday like:
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*PSA: no kitty paws were hurt in the making of this video, only kitty pride.

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Oh I'm sorry we're you using this? .............Because it's mine now. #toughshit #myfupaisoutofcontrol #howcanyoustaymadatthatface

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#tbt to when I was 2 and a half pounds - I remember feeling so self conscious when I would look at my naked body but now I realize how good I looked. Bikini season is almost here - Time to get beach body ready! #πŸ‘™ #thighgap

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The Poop Zoomies are real and this is how I end every single one of them. #πŸ’© #isurrender

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You see these bones? These are the bones of my enemies. #survivaloftheillest #donnieaintnothintofuckwith #mafiacat

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When someone walks in on you touching yourself #itsnotwhatyouthink

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I got ears for days, so don't talk shit about me. #snitchesgetstitches

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Day 5 with cone-of-shame; ~
F*ck you. #YouCanTakeMyBallsButYouCannotTakeMyPride

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I'm cute as balls EVEN THOUGH I JUST LOST MINE #⚰️ #ripπŸ™ #πŸ€πŸ€

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My face when I realize it's Friday because Friday is my second favorite F word! πŸ˜„
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Food. My first is definitely food. #NotFuckYouSickos

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You know what they say about kittens born with big claws right? πŸ‘ΉπŸ˜Ό #tbt #babydonnie

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I wear this muscle tee so the ladies can see how fuckin jacked I am πŸ’ͺ #LAAAAADIESCanYouSmellWhatDonnieIsCookin #wod #crossfit

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DID YOU JUST SAY #TACOTUESDAY

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Donnie does tinder, pt. II #tindernightmares

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... cause it's Friday, you ain't got no job, and you ain't got shit to do! #TGIF

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#tbt Cutie in the sheets, not allowed outside on the streets.

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Sliding into Monday like

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Seriously tho guys I'm so cute. I mean just LOOK at me. #sorrynotsorry #selfiesunday

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#nationalpuppyday can fuck right off as far as i'm concerned. Who makes up these holidays anyways?

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WHAT DO U MEAN IT'S ONLY WEDNESDAY

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Gotta get that booty IFYOUKNOWWHATIMEAN 😼 #foodruleseverythingaroundme

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Protip: don't ever try to hold your yawn in. Let your yawn FLY! I don't care if you're in a Monday morning meeting or not! #😝

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Listen I swear on my unborn kitten's GRAVE if you give me #yoda ears ONE. MORE. TIME. I will shit in the clean laundry. YOU HEAR ME?

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*~dAnCe LiKe NoBoDy Is WaTcHiNg~* - every white girl on Friday #tgif

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