Donnie the Sphynx

Exhibitionist. Stuntman. Don't leave your food out cause I'll eat it. #FoodRulesEverythingAroundMe πŸ”ΉBorn 9.11.16 // Portland, OR

209 posts 17,851 followers 472 following

For Valentine’s Day I sent this hawt video of my fupa shaped as a heart to all my tinder matches. Got me laid 6 times. #fupalicious #valentinesday #romance #sexyvideo

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Gold medal in curling πŸ₯‡πŸ₯‡πŸ₯‡πŸ₯‡πŸ₯‡πŸ₯‡πŸ₯‡πŸ₯‡πŸ₯‡ also in being a shithead. πŸ’© #winterolympics2018 #pfchangs #peyongchang2018 #athleteslife

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TFW you think there’s another step but there isn’t and you see your life flash before your eyes. The #MondayStruggle is real.

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Back when I was young, dumb, and full of cum. Literally, I wasn’t neutered at this point... #theglorydays #tbt

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Auditioned for the role of Mr. Bigglesworth... but they gave me the part of Fat Bastard instead #austinpowers #mynecklookslikeavagina #fat #phat

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If you think it is a fucking joke to wake me up mid-nap I will hunt you down and cut you like a fucking birthday cake #πŸ”ͺ #withadullknife #waitforit #iturnedintozorak #spaceghostcoasttocoast

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If you’re hungover today watch this you lazy POS πŸ”‰ #soundon #happynewyear #beautyandgrace #gracefulasagazelle

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Why pay to sit on #Santa’s lap when you can sit on mine for free? πŸ’¦πŸ’¦πŸ’¦

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Swiggity swooty I’m comin for that booty πŸ‘…πŸ‘…πŸ‘… #uglysweaterday πŸ“Έ: @_szellos

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Whaddya mean I should consider having my New Years resolution be losing my spare tire? WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?! #sweaterweather #toomanytacos #imsingle

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Don’t hate the player, hate the game #ridemypony #babymakin

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SWIPE FOR INSPIRATION / β€œAnd on every day ending in β€˜Y’, The Donnie rested.” #TheCreationOfDonnie #DonniePsalms #renaissance

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You know that feeling you get when the hairs stand up on the back of your neck because you can feel eyes on you? Yeah I do that to people. (pt. II brought to you by @petsies) #DonnieWatchingMeInception #whichiscreepier #creepin

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NO I haven't died I was just waiting to look fuckin fly before I posted another gram. And here I am.

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When I came out the womb my mama took one look at me and the first thing she said was "bonafide ladykiller" #naaamean #tbt #bedroomeyes

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mr. steal yo' buns πŸ”πŸ”πŸ”πŸ”πŸ”πŸ”πŸ”πŸ”πŸ”πŸ”πŸ”πŸ”πŸ”πŸ”πŸ”πŸ”πŸ”πŸ”πŸ”πŸ”

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TURN OFF THE TV AND WATCH ME. IVE HAD A SEXUAL REVOLUTION.

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Mom... Dad? You're home already from your Japanese vacation? Yeah I just got home too someone totally threw a party here I don't know why there is beer bottles everywhere and also I definitely did not shit in your shoes #itwasntme

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"Ain't nobody dope as me, I'm just so fresh and so clean clean πŸ’ΈπŸ’ΈπŸ’Έ" - Marilyn Monroe

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I said PAMPLEMOUSSE, not LIME!!!!! #tbt #youexpectmetodrinkthisshit **EDIT: It is Wednesday. Whatever, I'm a cat, I don't know the Gregorian calendar.

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Cruisin' for pussy in the Safeway parking lot πŸ‘…πŸ‘…πŸ‘… #thirsty #singlelife

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I left a piece of dough out overnight and this is what it expanded to. It has four legs and eight nipples. Anyone know what it is? If so please call 555.6969

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When ur really high and you eat your #abbazabba cold (because you can't possibly wait to heat it up) but oh my sweet baby Jesus it is so good even though you just lost a few teeth #420 #blazeit

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When Jay-Z sang about the Power of Pussy, I'm 99% sure he was talking about me. #jayz #pussy

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#LifeLessons number 137: Always be ready to twerk at a moments notice. #beingthebestme #twerk #twerkthatass #twerkqueen

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