Donnie the Sphynx (@donniethesphynx)

Donnie the Sphynx

Exhibitionist. Stuntman. Don't leave your food out cause I'll eat it. #FoodRulesEverythingAroundMe 🔹Born 9.11.16 // Portland, OR

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Seriously tho guys I'm so cute. I mean just LOOK at me. #sorrynotsorry #selfiesunday

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#nationalpuppyday can fuck right off as far as i'm concerned. Who makes up these holidays anyways?

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WHAT DO U MEAN IT'S ONLY WEDNESDAY

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Gotta get that booty IFYOUKNOWWHATIMEAN 😼 #foodruleseverythingaroundme

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Protip: don't ever try to hold your yawn in. Let your yawn FLY! I don't care if you're in a Monday morning meeting or not! #😝

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Listen I swear on my unborn kitten's GRAVE if you give me #yoda ears ONE. MORE. TIME. I will shit in the clean laundry. YOU HEAR ME?

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*~dAnCe LiKe NoBoDy Is WaTcHiNg~* - every white girl on Friday #tgif

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My job here is not done until I murder every feather on this toy. ⚰️

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Can't find your cat? Have an unruly little guy who runs away? CatTrap® V3.0 is the solution to all your fleeting-feline problems! #YouAintGoinNOWHERE

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6 months / male / hairless. Enjoys long walks to the fridge. Ready 4 u. Swipe right.

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Dear diary,
Day 106: I am dog. I have yet to catch the tail. I am dizzy. I will try again tomorrow.

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This is my bag. There may be many bags like it, but this one is mine. #stepbackoriwillcutyou

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Oh my god - is that- is that a morsel of food on your face? .... nope, it's a mole. 👨‍🍳

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Ghetto cat exercise wheel 🏃#ifitaintbrokedontfixit

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When it's too hot under the covers but too cold outside of them and you have to adjust accordingly 💕

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I feel like this photo explains a lot about Donnie. #GIMMIEDAT #foodruleseverythingaroundme

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This my best "Did I do thaaaaat" impression #urkle

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I, for one, don't have to wake up early today. Because I'm a cat. And all I do is eat, poop, and sleep. #yasnoozeyawin

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#HardcoreParkour SPHYNX STYLE

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*PSA: the look you give when someone says they have to clean your ears* 🙉 #caturday

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#tbt to being a little naked parrot on mom's shoulder 👽 #ifitisntasphynxitsjustacat

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Nothing can be prettier than me in this household #fucktheseflowers #threatlevelred

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It's called 'guy-liner' and it really makes my sexy bedroom eyes pop. 👨‍🎤 #FaceOfTheDay #makeupartist

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I said my fur was DRY CLEAN ONLY! #OneStarYelpReview

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You're telling me I put on my Sunday's Best and you're not going to let me go ANYWHERE

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CatTrap™ version 1.0 still gets me every time. #📦 #caturday

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Don't hate the player, hate the game. #imnotaplayerijustcrushalot

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