Donnie the Sphynx

Exhibitionist. Stuntman. Don't leave your food out cause I'll eat it. #FoodRulesEverythingAroundMe πŸ”ΉBorn 9.11.16 // Portland, OR

192 posts 17,989 followers 468 following

NO I haven't died I was just waiting to look fuckin fly before I posted another gram. And here I am.

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When I came out the womb my mama took one look at me and the first thing she said was "bonafide ladykiller" #naaamean #tbt #bedroomeyes

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mr. steal yo' buns πŸ”πŸ”πŸ”πŸ”πŸ”πŸ”πŸ”πŸ”πŸ”πŸ”πŸ”πŸ”πŸ”πŸ”πŸ”πŸ”πŸ”πŸ”πŸ”πŸ”

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TURN OFF THE TV AND WATCH ME. IVE HAD A SEXUAL REVOLUTION.

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Mom... Dad? You're home already from your Japanese vacation? Yeah I just got home too someone totally threw a party here I don't know why there is beer bottles everywhere and also I definitely did not shit in your shoes #itwasntme

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"Ain't nobody dope as me, I'm just so fresh and so clean clean πŸ’ΈπŸ’ΈπŸ’Έ" - Marilyn Monroe

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I said PAMPLEMOUSSE, not LIME!!!!! #tbt #youexpectmetodrinkthisshit **EDIT: It is Wednesday. Whatever, I'm a cat, I don't know the Gregorian calendar.

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Cruisin' for pussy in the Safeway parking lot πŸ‘…πŸ‘…πŸ‘… #thirsty #singlelife

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I left a piece of dough out overnight and this is what it expanded to. It has four legs and eight nipples. Anyone know what it is? If so please call 555.6969

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When ur really high and you eat your #abbazabba cold (because you can't possibly wait to heat it up) but oh my sweet baby Jesus it is so good even though you just lost a few teeth #420 #blazeit

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When Jay-Z sang about the Power of Pussy, I'm 99% sure he was talking about me. #jayz #pussy

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#LifeLessons number 137: Always be ready to twerk at a moments notice. #beingthebestme #twerk #twerkthatass #twerkqueen

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Here's your Monday morning motivational moment ya nerds #rkelly #believeinyourself #ghandiquotes 🎡

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I WAS SO GD CUTE. #tbt #nakedbaby

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"Yo bro did you SEE the booty on that kitty?!" #ChicksDigTheHarness #adventurecat #meerkat

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$20 to whoever guesses which one is me first (also I'm a cat and don't have venmo or a bank account sorry not sorry) #tbt

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They said I could be anything so I became the fried shrimp emoji #🍀

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LOOK AT MY GRACE I'M SO GRACEFUL LIKE A MF GAZELLE

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IF YOU TOUCH ME AGAIN I WILL SH*T ON YOUR PILLOW DO YOU HEAR ME 😾

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Blue eyes in the sun, green in the shade. πŸ’™ / πŸ’š #twofaced

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Oh there's a total eclipse today? It's always complete darkness behind my eyelids. I'm going back to bed.

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Every. Fucking. Morning. I give my parents these #kittyeyes so they'll stay in bed with me (much more effective than #puppyeyes). They don't tho. They say they gotta make that dolla so they can afford my treat habit.

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Wake me up when it's the weekend.

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LAAAADIES you like a man with a booty that don't quit? #hitmeup

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Yes! I do approve of daily mandatory naps and snack time nation wide! #hairlessDonnie4prez #voteforme #stickwithmeandyoullnevergohungryagain

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When you just got #caught touching yourself and everything's a whirlwind and you try to pretend you were just scratching an itch

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ONCE IT HITS YOUR LIPS IT'S SO GOOD 🍭🍭🍭 #πŸ‘… #internationalcatday

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Tinder profile pic success rate: 60% of the time it works, every time. #helloladies #imsingle

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