Donnie the Sphynx

Exhibitionist. Stuntman. Don't leave your food out cause I'll eat it. #FoodRulesEverythingAroundMe πŸ”ΉBorn 9.11.16 // Portland, OR

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When Jay-Z sang about the Power of Pussy, I'm 99% sure he was talking about me. #jayz #pussy

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#LifeLessons number 137: Always be ready to twerk at a moments notice. #beingthebestme #twerk #twerkthatass #twerkqueen

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Here's your Monday morning motivational moment ya nerds #rkelly #believeinyourself #ghandiquotes 🎡

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I WAS SO GD CUTE. #tbt #nakedbaby

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"Yo bro did you SEE the booty on that kitty?!" #ChicksDigTheHarness #adventurecat #meerkat

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DONNIE VS. FLY ROUND 1 *GO* #betterthanmayweathermcgregor #crossfit #wod #fitspo

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$20 to whoever guesses which one is me first (also I'm a cat and don't have venmo or a bank account sorry not sorry) #tbt

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They said I could be anything so I became the fried shrimp emoji #🍀

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LOOK AT MY GRACE I'M SO GRACEFUL LIKE A MF GAZELLE

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IF YOU TOUCH ME AGAIN I WILL SH*T ON YOUR PILLOW DO YOU HEAR ME 😾

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Blue eyes in the sun, green in the shade. πŸ’™ / πŸ’š #twofaced

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Oh there's a total eclipse today? It's always complete darkness behind my eyelids. I'm going back to bed.

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Every. Fucking. Morning. I give my parents these #kittyeyes so they'll stay in bed with me (much more effective than #puppyeyes). They don't tho. They say they gotta make that dolla so they can afford my treat habit.

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Wake me up when it's the weekend.

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LAAAADIES you like a man with a booty that don't quit? #hitmeup

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Yes! I do approve of daily mandatory naps and snack time nation wide! #hairlessDonnie4prez #voteforme #stickwithmeandyoullnevergohungryagain

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When you just got #caught touching yourself and everything's a whirlwind and you try to pretend you were just scratching an itch

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ONCE IT HITS YOUR LIPS IT'S SO GOOD 🍭🍭🍭 #πŸ‘… #internationalcatday

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Tinder profile pic success rate: 60% of the time it works, every time. #helloladies #imsingle

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The only ace up my sleeve I pull is playing poker against dogs. Those colorblind shits keep folding. #πŸ€‘ #catsarethesuperiorspecies #pokerface #fuckbitchesgetmoney

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The Wild Donnie hunts the rather simple minded prey: the pizza slice #πŸ•

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#TrendyTuesday up in the fuckin' buildinnnn! #fashion #ootd

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If I fits, I sits.

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Seven months difference; same look of shame when you overeat. #iregretnothing #tbt

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🚨I NOW PEE IN THE BATHTUB. MY PARENTS ARE PERPLEXED BUT OKAY WITH IT 🚨 #fuckinweirdo

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#nationalnudeday LETTIN' IT ALL HANG OUT #gonaked #nudes #nsfw #loveyourbody #noshame

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Donnie, the AdventureCatΒ© when you look at a photo and think you look good but then realize your fatty FUPA is touching the ground when you sit.

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I never make mistakes... I thought I did once, but I was wrong. πŸ’β€β™‚οΈπŸ˜‡

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πŸ”ˆ Jesus Christ Woman....... Let. Me. Sleep. #donttellmemybusinessdevilwoman

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YOU'RE TRYING TO TELL ME I'M THE PET AND HUMANS ARE THE MASTERS?! #WhoToldYouThatBS #whatajoke #catsarethesuperiorspecies

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