Donnie the Sphynx

Exhibitionist. Stuntman. Don't leave your food out cause I'll eat it. #FoodRulesEverythingAroundMe πŸ”ΉBorn 9.11.16 // Portland, OR

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Seven months difference; same look of shame when you overeat. #iregretnothing #tbt

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🚨I NOW PEE IN THE BATHTUB. MY PARENTS ARE PERPLEXED BUT OKAY WITH IT 🚨 #fuckinweirdo

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#nationalnudeday LETTIN' IT ALL HANG OUT #gonaked #nudes #nsfw #loveyourbody #noshame

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Donnie, the AdventureCatΒ© when you look at a photo and think you look good but then realize your fatty FUPA is touching the ground when you sit.

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I never make mistakes... I thought I did once, but I was wrong. πŸ’β€β™‚οΈπŸ˜‡

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πŸ”ˆ Jesus Christ Woman....... Let. Me. Sleep. #donttellmemybusinessdevilwoman

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YOU'RE TRYING TO TELL ME I'M THE PET AND HUMANS ARE THE MASTERS?! #WhoToldYouThatBS #whatajoke #catsarethesuperiorspecies

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Personal space? What the F is personal space? #ififitsisits #neckwarmer

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When Monday hits you in the face and you're like "-the fuck?"

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#tbt to a fashionable little nugget. Why wasn't I asked to walk for #fashionweek??? πŸ’β€β™‚οΈ

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SUMMER BODY COMING IN HOT #lookgoodnaked #fupa #naked #iworkout πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯

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I SWEAR on my FUR if you bring that food to me I will never do anything wrong EVER. AGAIN!

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DOUBLE TAP IF YOU THINK I'M SEXY 😜 #tgif

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I hope your #Caturday is as pretty as me sitting next to these flowers #imprettier #theseflowersaintgotshitonme

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πŸ”ˆMONDAYS AM I RIGHT πŸ”ˆ #JustListenedToKatyPerrysRoar #igottheeyeofthetiger #meow

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Everyone have good sleeps tonight! 😸😺😽

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What the hell are you looking at?! 😹😹

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I can go with you to work, yeah? I'll act like a coworker and eat lunch with you #nomnomnom #theywontevenknow #mondayssuck

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Chillin. Like a mother fuckin villain. #tgif #chillmodeactivated

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Look ... look closer... that's right.... keep looking ... ( . Y . ) #🍈 #moobs

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πŸ‘‹πŸ» @herschelsupply do you need a new mascot? Cause I think I could sell your product by the millions πŸ’°πŸ’°πŸ’°

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MRW I realized that toy had catnip in it 😳🀀

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A) stretching before fully waking up or B) pooping ? #theworldwillneverknow

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I am too big for my bed but goddamnit I'll make it work. #anythingispossibleifyoujustbelieve #sleepislife

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When you're so catnip wasted you don't realize you're eating string #smh #turnup

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Hello..... it's me... I was wondering if after all these years you'd like to meet 😽 #bluesteel

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splish splash mom was *trying* to take a peaceful bath #bitchaintnothinpeacefulwhenimaround

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Gotta get ready to rage tonight 🍻 #pampertime #turnup #brosbeforehoes #tgif

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Reenacting scenes from my favorite #Disney movie 🦁 #lionking #hakunamatata #dramaqueen #fuckscar #disneyfan

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Hey man, the bathtub is my territory, comprendΓ©? Or else there's gonna be some trouble.

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