dusty

hi world, mew is dusty! pawllow my misadventures with my pet hoomans.

332 posts 84 followers 82 following

mewlife ftw

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okok hooman, mew surrender

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meowhaha ALL MEW’S OMNOMNOM EAT ALL HOOMAN’S FOOD

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mew wants to show affection but it’s not for you hooman! it’s just air kneading.

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let mew help you shoelaces

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fuck you too hooman

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when your tongue is too short for your fur

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omnomnom all to mewself!

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if it’s box, mew sits.

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dusty you fatty! you can't just sleep in the middle of the bed.

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no shit given #bossmew

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dusty what kind of sitting position is this?!

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dusty's favorite pastime - watching toilets flush

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chinny chin chin

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reasons to get a balenciaga - portable cat toy

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hoomans work so mew can sleep

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the best way to stalk hoomans is undercover

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everyday is sunday for mew

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a long time ago, mew had laser eyes.

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omg is this mew's favorite granola?? there must be a mew goddess smiling upon mew.

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HOOMAN: dusty strike a pose! let the sun hit your face!
DUSTY: what like this?
HOOMAN: yes very good! continue posing! you is model cat!
DUSTY: ok this is too much work mew is done

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paws off hooman, this is mew's now.

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mew's tail so long mew has to hold it up to clean it #tailenvy

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mew's supermeow vision can track birdies through ceilings

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hooman! wake up and feed mew.

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put your paw where your mouth is

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spinning rainbow cat

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hooman, this paper bag smells like it had food inside #yunoshare

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mrr? slurpslurp.

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