hi world, mew is dusty! pawllow my misadventures with my pet hoomans.
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okok hooman, mew surrender
meowhaha ALL MEW’S OMNOMNOM EAT ALL HOOMAN’S FOOD
mew wants to show affection but it’s not for you hooman! it’s just air kneading.
let mew help you shoelaces
fuck you too hooman
when your tongue is too short for your fur
omnomnom all to mewself!
if it’s box, mew sits.
dusty you fatty! you can't just sleep in the middle of the bed.
no shit given #bossmew
dusty what kind of sitting position is this?!
dusty's favorite pastime - watching toilets flush
chinny chin chin
reasons to get a balenciaga - portable cat toy
hoomans work so mew can sleep
the best way to stalk hoomans is undercover
everyday is sunday for mew
a long time ago, mew had laser eyes.
omg is this mew's favorite granola?? there must be a mew goddess smiling upon mew.
HOOMAN: dusty strike a pose! let the sun hit your face!
DUSTY: what like this?
HOOMAN: yes very good! continue posing! you is model cat!
DUSTY: ok this is too much work mew is done
paws off hooman, this is mew's now.
mew's tail so long mew has to hold it up to clean it #tailenvy
mew's supermeow vision can track birdies through ceilings
hooman! wake up and feed mew.
put your paw where your mouth is
spinning rainbow cat
hooman, this paper bag smells like it had food inside #yunoshare
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