hi world, mew is dusty! pawllow my misadventures with my pet hoomans.
dusty you fatty! you can't just sleep in the middle of the bed.
no shit given #bossmew
dusty what kind of sitting position is this?!
dusty's favorite pastime - watching toilets flush
chinny chin chin
reasons to get a balenciaga - portable cat toy
hoomans work so mew can sleep
the best way to stalk hoomans is undercover
everyday is sunday for mew
a long time ago, mew had laser eyes.
omg is this mew's favorite granola?? there must be a mew goddess smiling upon mew.
HOOMAN: dusty strike a pose! let the sun hit your face!
DUSTY: what like this?
HOOMAN: yes very good! continue posing! you is model cat!
DUSTY: ok this is too much work mew is done
paws off hooman, this is mew's now.
mew's tail so long mew has to hold it up to clean it #tailenvy
mew's supermeow vision can track birdies through ceilings
hooman! wake up and feed mew.
put your paw where your mouth is
spinning rainbow cat
hooman, this paper bag smells like it had food inside #yunoshare
just chilling in the sun cleaning mew paw nomnomnom
see this? clean it.
just sharing a mat with mew hoomans
sharkie is mummymew?
it's a complicated relationship
yay massage from hooman!
mew is so tired of you hoomans
dusty let's take a selfi... ):
MHOOMAN: did you see that dusty?
DUSTY: yea mew sees it
sunday is bellyrub day!
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