dusty

hi world, mew is dusty! pawllow my misadventures with my pet hoomans.

329 posts 83 followers 80 following

mew wants to show affection but it’s not for you hooman! it’s just air kneading.

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let mew help you shoelaces

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fuck you too hooman

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when your tongue is too short for your fur

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omnomnom all to mewself!

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if it’s box, mew sits.

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dusty you fatty! you can't just sleep in the middle of the bed.

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no shit given #bossmew

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dusty what kind of sitting position is this?!

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dusty's favorite pastime - watching toilets flush

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chinny chin chin

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reasons to get a balenciaga - portable cat toy

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hoomans work so mew can sleep

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the best way to stalk hoomans is undercover

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everyday is sunday for mew

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a long time ago, mew had laser eyes.

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omg is this mew's favorite granola?? there must be a mew goddess smiling upon mew.

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HOOMAN: dusty strike a pose! let the sun hit your face!
DUSTY: what like this?
HOOMAN: yes very good! continue posing! you is model cat!
DUSTY: ok this is too much work mew is done

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paws off hooman, this is mew's now.

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mew's tail so long mew has to hold it up to clean it #tailenvy

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mew's supermeow vision can track birdies through ceilings

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hooman! wake up and feed mew.

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put your paw where your mouth is

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spinning rainbow cat

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hooman, this paper bag smells like it had food inside #yunoshare

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mrr? slurpslurp.

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just chilling in the sun cleaning mew paw nomnomnom

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see this? clean it.

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just sharing a mat with mew hoomans

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