El Guapo

Never trust a man without vices. HOU|htx

519 posts 529 followers 1,156 following

"Oh hey there, while you're up, you mind grabbing me a Fresca? Ok, thanks sweetheart."

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Good Friday.

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🐮🧀🌮 Because it's #TacoTuesday

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Kiss my grits, @bobbyflay.

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🎉🎉🎉

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Rockin' the suburbs, just like The Killers did.

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"You may all go to hell, and I will go to Texas."

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🐮🐷

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#tbt to that time @dcsinthehouse tried to become a @barstoolsports meme before they were a thing.

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If you follow @kylip1 too long, your dinner starts looking like this.

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Nothing to see here.

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Every street corner could use a little Willie.

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#tbt to that time in 2013 when we got this defective little a-hole (not the one wearing the hat).

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When 🐶🐶 think you aren't watching.

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Oy vey, @rosensbagelco certainly does not suck.

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Well good morning. ☕️

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How early is too early, @houston_bourbon_consortium? Asking for a friend.

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👻🛬🔭 🤘🏼

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yeah they Gucci sup ladies

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🛬🌇

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🧔🏻🐶

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I'll be home for 🎄

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flashing lights, lights 💡🎄🎅🏽🎄💡

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baddest b

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Trent Reznor rocked our faces off so hard last night @dayfornightfest. 🤘🏼🤘🏼🤘🏼

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And of course in New Orleans they go crazy with it and make a smoked salmon everything bagel kolache. This one goes to eleven.

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🦃🐶🤠😺 Happy Thanksgiving, y'all.

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It's an institution.

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🌴🏈🏟️

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