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I may not be able to be @bafta this evening... but from across the pond I am proudly wearing black in support of my sisters and my brothers who are helping to end abuse and impunity @RosaForWomen.
Please click on the link in bio and donate with your heart. πŸ’ͺ🏻❀️
#timesup #endvaw #justice #equality #baftas2018


Dear New York, I am about to leave this very special human bean in your fair city, please take care of her for me as I’m coming back to get her..and the rest of that champagne we left to boot! ❀️🎯 πŸ₯‚
#rosesblooming #greatestlovesofmylifeseemtohavegirlybits #nycnights


We are watching a show to send one year olds to sleep. I (the adult) was asleep before it ended... safe to say I am little spoon. 😴
This young man is the most exquisite human to have ever been made by the most excellently exquisite of parents (who are also there to keep you awake when taking care of their baby) 🀭
#godsonlove #❀️ #fillingupmylovequotafortheweek
#howevershowsforbabysaretrippyashell 😳



The Brothers Size at @youngvictheatre is honestly the best piece of theatre I have ever had the pleasure of watching. EVER. If you want to feel alive...run don’t walk to this play I urge you! πŸ’ͺ🏻
#goodtheatremakesgoodpeople #bigbrotherlove #tarellalvinmccraney IS A GENIUS. πŸ™Œβ€οΈπŸ”₯


@centrepointuk this evening has been magical for so many reasons @troymagician made that literal.
The plight that so many young people face as a result of homelessness can seem insurmountable but tonight I met and heard about those incredible young people who made it not only possible to turn it around but soar and survive instead. πŸ’ͺ🏻πŸ”₯ @centrepointuk hella yeah. πŸ‘ŒπŸ™Œ #mindblowingcouragemainginspirationalhumans #❀️


That moment when you find your gold leaf baby (dragon)eggs..... at Kensington palace.
#andapparentlytheirthronehasanalarm 😳



BUSTED.... hunting for gelato 🍧 through the mean streets of Roma, suddenly my security doesn’t look so scary after all...πŸ˜‚
#illbeback #watchthemrollmebacktolondontown #sugarmakesthatflightgofast


πŸ₯......And not forgetting the dreamboats who took me from British Londoner to Italian Mamma for the weekend.... the LEGENDS that are @sammcknight1 @gucciwestman really making miracles happen! πŸ†πŸŽ‰πŸ’ͺ🏻πŸ”₯
#redlipsandredhothair #grazieatutti #ifonlyicouldmanagethislookeveryday😎


In case you’re wondering....This is what COMPLETE JOY LOOKS LIKE.πŸ™Œ If there was sound you’d hear my heart singing. Roma you are my one and only.... it pains me to say arrivederci 😒
#❀️ @dgbeauty making all this possibleπŸ†πŸ™ŒπŸ’ͺπŸ»πŸ‘Œ



OH BROTHER!!! 😍 Get an eye full of these babes, the last few Roman days have been fantastico thanks to these beautiful @morellibrothers and @dgbeauty... now the work is almost done we can celebrate that rugby πŸ‰ win.... πŸ’ͺ🏻❀️πŸ”₯
#wheninrome #behavelikeatourist...πŸ€¦β€β™€οΈ


So. A lovely man named Sam came round the other day. Sam’s second name seemed to be β€˜Apple’ funny I thought, till I saw that Sam had brought me a gift. THIS ANAMOJI! ITS A DRAGON! WE CAN ALL BE TALKING DRAGONS! oh the joys. The freaky weird face recognising joys of modern technology. I do hope Sam Apple comes round again with more treats. I’m seeing a older brother Animoji in our future...? The pranks alone would be enough to render my job as little sister done.
#apple #animoji #newyearwhodis #🐲 #dragonfacethatswho


Emilias choice for critics choice? Sparkle on sparkle with some thrown in sparkle for good measure.
Hello goodbye la-la land you have been la-la-laverly! Now this little thing called mammas day job is dragging me back home, less sparkle, more snow........winter what now? πŸ”₯❄️ (Team EC once again KILLING IT @jennychohair @jilliandempsey @jennahipp @petraflannery @dgbeauty @narrativepr can I get a HELLLAAA YEEEAHHH?! πŸ†πŸ‘ŒπŸ™Œβ€οΈ) #criticschoice #canigetdragonfoodattheairport?



There have been a tribe of warrior kweens taking care of me and my red carpet realness this week, as I kick off my heels and take stock of all the good vibes I would like to take a second to praise them and their glory
@petraflannery @jennychohair @jilliandempsey @jennahipp you gals done DID IT!
#motherofblisterplasters #happydayshappynights β€οΈπŸŽ‰πŸ‘Œ


My Sista’s from other mista’s are making my heart warm and my back strong.
#timesupnow πŸ†πŸ™ŒπŸŽ‰



Link in bio.
We can do this TOGETHER πŸ’ͺ🏻


Dear insta, on this dawn of a brave new year let’s stand together in speaking our truth.
The clock’s been ticking on the abuse of power. I stand in solidarity with women across every industry to say #TIMESUP on abuse, harassment, and assault. #TIMESUP on oppression and marginalization. #TIMESUP on misrepresentation and underrepresentation. Sign the solidarity letter and donate to the @TIMESUPNOW Legal Defense Fund: Link in bio.


Snow on the ground? It’s still Christmas....and no, we have no idea what day of the week it is, or whose dog is whose.
#stillfull #letsnevergobacktowork πŸŽ„πŸ‘Œ



Simply put, I believe in free healthcare and I believe in the NHS.
So to all those who work for the NHS, your work bonds those who struggle and those who survive, thank you for helping us!!! Merry Xmas you hard working heroes! πŸŽ„
#love ❀️


Whilst this may look like the human embodiment of a Simba moment, itβ€˜s actually me having the joyous luck of a godson who doesn’t mind me carrying him around the park... or putting up with my singing, dancing (simultaneous) or jokes. (babies? tough crowd FYI)
His parents however...Best humans around, they’ve been laughing at my jokes for decades, and even let me pretend I could make something this beautiful... πŸ’ͺπŸ»β€οΈπŸ†
#thecircleofpunchlines ( #life )
#canyoufeeltheheartbeattonight #thankgodthatmeanshesstillbreathing
#godmotheringismorethanjustforbirthdays β€οΈπŸ™Œ


The reaction I gave when having just walked out of #thedisasterartist (I’m also mid-giving my best rendition of β€œI did nahhhhht, oh hi mark” *phone in hand acting as the infamous water bottle* in case you’re wondering why I look a lil’ cray-cray)
#lookslikeitsmorethanjustinsanelygoodlooksthatrunsinthefrancofamily πŸ˜‰πŸ€­
#funny #funny #funny #funny
#willsortoutallyourchristmastensioninoneblissful1hour45minsession πŸΎπŸŽ„


To celebrate the fear inducing proximity of Christmas πŸŽ„ (4 weeks people...let the panic-buy commence) here is a pic of me with my gal pals giving my most accurate β€˜the one’ mirror face. (3,2,1 pout) 😘
This holiday season I urge you to find your inner Italian and spread the sweet smelling love, mine will be under the tree seeking out carbohydrates. (And perfume). πŸ’ͺ🏻
#christmasiscoming 😳


When life is so good that your sun and stars is in your city...you lose your eyes and gain 5 grins 😁 (and gins) where until now they'd only been one... (*grins- there's always more gins) 🍸
#happinessishere #hawaiianhakahunkoffunshutsdownlondon πŸ’ͺ🏻πŸ₯‚πŸ†


Just when you think you're too tired to get to work, the earth goes and throws this view at you and...well, you think again. πŸ™Œ
#letthegamesbegin 😎


"Eat the pasta right?!" 🍝Oh Matteo Garrone you are taking me back to remembering the brunette days... courtesy of my Italian dream of a @dgbeauty campaign πŸ™Œ
#DGTheOne sure as hell got my Italian swagger right! πŸ‘Œ
#shakeitlikeaparmesangrater πŸ’ƒπŸ˜Ž


This is what happiness looks like. "The world disappears when you go into it". #greciangoodnesstomaketheheartaoar πŸ†πŸ™Œβ€οΈ
@david.mumeni @lolafrears the most perfect human beans making this human bean sprout once again!
#breatheoutdoorsbaby #forthelove #soppyemiliaoverandouttillnextholidayin2019 😳


Well, now that really was an adventure. The perfection that is @realronhoward posted this little nugget and I had to share again.
#untitledhansolomovie was a trip and a half but this genius here made it one I'll never forget.
#lotsandlotsofhappyronhowarddays πŸ•Ί
#maytheforcebeuntitledhansolomoviebaby! ❀️πŸ’ͺ🏻⚑️


The experiment continues. My IQ has stayed around average and my need to be near fire breathing creatures and uncomfortable seats made of iron has trebled.
#apparentlyblondestakemoreselfies πŸ’ƒ


I done did it.
Mother of dragons meet Emilia. Emilia meet mother of dragons. If you squint just so you might never know. πŸ‰βš‘οΈ All hail to the magnificence of @kevalexanderhair and @candicebanks74 the genius creators of 'KHALEESI WIG' (and not forgetting all the hair on game of thrones for 8 glorious years) for at long last making this magical moment a reality. πŸ™ŒπŸ”₯β€οΈπŸ†πŸ’ƒπŸ˜ŽπŸ‘Œ