Sausage AKA "Soss" (@everybodylovessausage)

Sausage AKA "Soss"

β˜€οΈA tiny scent hound living in Vancouver, BC. πŸ‘ŠDemolisher of tiny sticks & professional bird chaser. πŸƒDislikes include kale & kale byproducts

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Hump day is disappointingly misleading...πŸ˜‰
#humpday
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But at least I'm comfy and stylish in my super cute @shopmooandtwig hoodie! You can grab 10% off their gear using code SOSS10 πŸ‘πŸ‘

5πŸ—¨

Catching some afternoon rays on this fine Saturday...
Mmmm naked sunbathing!β˜€οΈ
#sunshine

9πŸ—¨

Life Tip -
Exercise in the morning...
Before your brain figures out what you're doing.πŸ’ͺ
...and also, don't chew the equipment. They don't like when you do that.πŸ˜’
#fitness

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Friday feels...πŸ˜„
#tgifriday
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Dressed to impress in my @shopmooandtwig Soss collar - use code SOSS10 for 10% off yours!!

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Move along human, nothing to see here.πŸ˜’
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Check it - wearing my awesome new threads from @hellopethaus totally Rockin my new tee.

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I like to live dangerously.😎
#badass #sorrynotsorry

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Hi.
This is my ball.
No. You cannot have it.
#mine

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What do you mean I've run out of weekend?πŸ€”
#mondayagain
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Wearing my beautiful leather @_sandy_and_co collarπŸ’™

15πŸ—¨

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Marry the one who gives you the same feeling you get when you see food coming at a restaurant.πŸ˜†πŸ—
#tgifriday
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Wearing my beautiful @shopmooandtwig SOSS collar - use code SOSS10 for 10% off!!

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I wake up with a good attitude every day. Then idiots happen.😐
#youknowwhatimean
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Wearing my awesome limited edition @hellopethaus bandana.πŸ’™

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Denial, anger, bargaining, depression, acceptance...
The 5 stages of waking up on a Monday morning.😣
(Even though it's Tuesday!)
#mondayitis

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I never make the same mistake twice.
I make it five or six times, just to be sure.πŸ˜πŸ‘Œ
#lifehack
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Wearing @shopmooandtwig - use code SOSS10 for 10% off!!πŸ‘

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Being an adult is like trying to fold a fitted sheet.
I will not adult today.🀑
#funtime #notserious
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Wearing @shopmooandtwig - use code SOSS10 for 10% off!!πŸ‘πŸ‘

12πŸ—¨

HE'S GONNA EAT ME!!!😲😲😲
#dinnertime #vancouver
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Checking out the Giant Laughing Statues at English Bay.
Pretty scary for a small dog.
But funny for humans.
Jerks.😀

45πŸ—¨

Yes I've just been sitting here quietly on the couch.
No I wasn't chewing socks in the bedroom.
My pants aren't on fire.
It's not like you have a Trackr on me...
#findme #caught
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Well actually, mom does have a Trackr on me!! She likes to make it ring to freak me out.😲😲
That aside, it is handy for finding me when I'm in a big house hiding in a pile of clothes somewhere.😎
It can also be attached to keys or put in your wallet, using the little app you can see it's location and make it ring so it's easy to find your stuff (I'm thinking of donating this one to dad as he keeps losing his stuff around the house!!)
I've got one of these awesome little devices to give away so keep an eye out for my next post!!πŸ‘πŸ‘

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Enjoying a ray of sunshine on a bright spring day!β˜‰β˜‰
#springishere #sunshine

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Chillin', listening to some tunes, wearing my custom @_heart_beach shirt - my favourite way to spend a Sunday afternoon!🎡🎡
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Check out @_heart_beach
on Spotify to hear what I'm listening to - I had the privilege of living with this awesome band for a few weeks, not only do they sound good, but they give awesome belly rubs!! And they're Aussie like me!!
Currently touring Canada!!πŸ˜ŠπŸ‘πŸ‘
#music #chill

7πŸ—¨

Ahhh! Sunshine! You warm my soul! β˜‰β˜‰
#sunshine

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Is it Friday yet??
I feel like it should be Friday.πŸ€”
#itsthursday

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Catchin' some rays...β˜‰β˜‰
#sunday #sunbathing

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A tasteful nude to brighten your Friday...😘
#tgifriday #nude

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Smile! It's Saturday!! 😁😁😁
#weekend #saturday

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#TBT - To chewing a stick on the grass in the Sun!
It's a dogs life! πŸ˜β˜‰
#dogslife

30πŸ—¨

I got 99 problems but bling ain't one.😎
#superfly #bling
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Wearing my custom @misterlawrence_store pendant - got my pawprint printed right on there! Use code THANKSSOSS for 20% off!!

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#waybackwednesday - to puppy dog eyes!
Who could be mad at this little face?? #socute

20πŸ—¨

Hi.
Welcome home from work.
Can I has some of your din dins?😁
#feedme #foodie

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Mom starts back work tomorrow...
Sad face 😟
#sadface #funisover

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