I like to run down the stairs and howl for pizza | 📍 Chicago
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Ladies, I may have a small weenie but I’ve got a big heart!!! Will you be my valentine?
Am I too late?? #nationalpizzaday #neverforget
I know if I stare long enough you will give me some of your food
when u got an itch u just can’t scratch
Waiting for the warmer weather so I can finally poop in comfort
When the weekend flies by and Monday hits you outta nowhere!!!
Wake me up when it’s Friday
I’m fine. This is fine.
Year of the Dog
Running into the weekend like
The best way to spread pizza cheer is singing loud for all to hear!!!!
When Santa Paws brings you exactly what you wanted
Tomorrow is Christmas, it’s practically here!
Dear Santa, I was good at being naughty... Does that count?
Merry Buckin’ Christmas
What kind of toy is this???
You call it chaos, we call it family!!!! So happy and pooped from meeting my cousin, Jackson this weekend
#tbt to last Christmas when I was Santa’s favorite stocking stuffer
Monday, we meet again.....
Mad bc that dog is getting all the belly rubs #soundon
Finally made it to the weekend.... I’m pooped
when you chew up a pillow and Dad says Santa is going to bring you coal...
thinking about french fries
you wanna pizza me?!
I don’t work on Fridays, I make appearances
I’m all jacked up on Mountain Dew!!!!
Tried to help Mom do some Sunday cleaning but then I had to save her from the mop monster!!!
#Tbt to one of the coldest nights in Chicago last winter as a fashion model. Does anyone know any places that have good clothing for short frenchies?? My hoomans thought I’d grow into this coat but turns out I’m just a short lil guy!
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