Katie Haller (@halleratyou)

Katie Haller

Comedian/Rapper/Crazy Dog Lady & Social Media Manager (aka dank meme maker) at @barkbox & @bark. Follow @brosholdingfish if you're into fish or bros.

http://ruv.me/dogdadz4lyfe

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Rare photo of me hanging out with humans.

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No YOU emailed a famous internet wiener you've never met & invited them to come to meet you in your office. Jk it was two wieners @mayathedox & @winstonthedox

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Every time it thunderstorms Dylan jumps onto beds and/or couches & starts throwing the pillows off. #healthycopingmechanisms

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Tony Haller sits very naturally in photos. #fathersday

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Her name is Pudge and I respect the hell out of this. Also she's adoptable from @pupstarzrescue
@weirdwiener

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My mom found a letter she wrote to her parents when she was at summer camp and it's pretty fantastic.

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Good luck getting this out of your head. V proud of this slow jam. & @douglaswidick @davemizzoni your voices are syrup & your music skills are πŸ”₯
Shoutout to @katiekirnan @dublinspy @weirdwiener
DP: @wheatonsimis
Dog Dadz: @jongraz @davestangle @davemizzoni @powelloflove
Dogz: @showmenoodz @weirdwiener @frankiegoestowork @thedoginabag @ralphiepoops @bear_necessite @grams_bear_grams @wee_mad_edna @sitstaytonks @mighty_mosby

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@northcoastnyc rapped about patting doggos on the butt at Open Bark Night tonight and it was epic @douglaswidick @katyberryportraits @theborisk

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Found this gem in Nana's house last week. #tbt to when I was really awkward and didn't know what to do with my hands. Jk that's still who I am.

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We're having a really solid puppy week at @bark thanks to @pupstarzrescue & @weirdwiener

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Nana gave me some relationship advice this evening. #102andthriving #datesomeoneontheinternet #relationshipstatus

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The real queen of England. #102andthriving

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Our post game is weak but our pregame is strong. @amybhaller

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Us: "Nana you're 102 please let us help you." Nana: "Sit down I'm the boss." #respect #queeniris

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Nellie has some demons today.

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Thank you for a having me on tonight @carolyngit & @toripiskin . I talked to Swedish strangers about dogs butt hole which is a sentence I never quite pictured myself writing.

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WE ON FUCKING @spotify
@zztophalf πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯

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Happy birthday to the shorty who taught me you don't have to act your height. @antoinettedip you a boss

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You're lookin at the baddest bitch in hip-hop @bijouthesnortypig

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Here is a real note my mother left for @stefaniejoho regarding my dog's butt hole. Nellie is feeling better today. I'll keep everyone posted on any updates.

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Here's something @weirdwiener does with her face & it brings me great joy. #showmeyourdingus

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I'm playing it cool but in reality I was like "OMFG look how's she's sleeping mom take a picture of this right now."

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Happy Mothers Day to @amybhaller who always brings her self-help books on planes with me so I don't feel like the only crazy one. β€οΈπŸ™πŸΌ

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IMPORTANT UPDATE V CARLTON RESPONDED. (Doing my best not to slide into her DM's)

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When you dog bio your mom. (Ok she doesn't really have drama with the girls. She does call people turd bags tho)

@manly_marlowe

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She shared a ripped version but this was still thrilling.

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