Katie Haller

Comedian/Rapper/Social Media Manager (aka Dank Meme Maker) at @bark / @barkbox This is mostly just pics of me with other people's dogs.

http://katiehallercomedy.com/

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WHAT’S IN YOUR FANNY?! @jongraz had a pig ear & I have an external charger!

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Frank is absolutely thrilled to be here today. #tompkinssquarepark

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This is what a crazy dog lady friendship looks like. Can we physically handle all the doggos in costumes? idk idk @la.denim
For real tho humans/doggos who are going to #tompkinssquareparkdogparade GET AT ME.

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I know I work with crazy dog people because I wore a Pomeranian shirt all day and at no point did anyone ask why I left the house like this.
HOWEVER: I will say it didn’t crush as hard as I had hoped, but whatever at least it was accepted.

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BAAAARRRRRRSSSSS. I’m having a great week on the Q train. Which can only mean I’m due for a homeless guy jerking off in the very near future.

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Hey guys, can we talk about sporks for a second? There’s this spork at work, sometimes it’s there sometimes it’s not. Sometimes it disappears for days or weeks. Until August, when I thought it was gone forever. I moved on, but finally last week confided in a coworker about this whole emotional roller coaster. And guess what? IT CAME BACK. The moral of the story is love is real & sporks are fucking practical.
So yes I’m still single.

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Omg can u imagine 😱

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They asked me to email this to them & the only appropriate subject line I could think of was “That time you slayed on the Q train”. @writtenmelody y’all made my day

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Their names are Tamsy & Corazon & together they are a total of 3 POUNDS. A full meal for them is 10-12 kibble. I wanted to ask how small their poops were but we're not there yet. Next time. @thelilgremlins

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Fuck yea we got a giant Peggy poster made so people can take #restingpeggyface pics at #OpenBarkNight tonight. @andrewdrafts you my hero

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Full disclosure I cropped out some of @perpetuallypeg 's front butt/boob situation bc I heard Instagram & Facebook went down for a whole hour today & I didn't wanna break anything.

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Creeping hard at work. I finally found the fart picture I was looking for in case you guys were worried.

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Do you ever let a Bumble match expire because you got too caught up making an Instagram account for a very awkward dog? Just me? K cool. @perpetuallypeg is my hero. And yes she is aware of the front butt situation, or whatever that is.

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What a week! 😭😭😭

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WOW FISH TAILS. @carolyngit & I decided to forego our social anxiety around taking pictures with a flash in public in honor of @brosholdingfish The second photo is pretty much a poster board for social anxiety.

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@ipartywithbrucewayne stopped by to visit today. As you can tell by his expression these photos were completely his idea!

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9AM Pimm: LET ME DESTROY SHIT
9PM Pimm: Mahm plz hold me I am so vulnerable
Scroll to see nighttime @pimmpup

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I literally just did this to Instagram and this app is what I use for a living. 🤷‍♀️ sry

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Just trying to make my parents proud one queef joke at a time. Scroll 👉
@perpetuallypeg

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Post-show pic with @davidreymartinez after he hype-manned the shit out of T-Spoon's set on Friday. Thank you @japan_collective & @hiartery for a great night.

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Totally wouldn't have guessed! 🤷‍♀️

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Met Peggy today & wow did she live up to the hype. We made her an Instagram bc look at her. Follow @weareallpeggy for a good/awkward time. #stillsingle #lol

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I was talking about being obsessed with dogs during my set & then @teddygramnyc & @karlenegrinberg SURPRISED ME AT THE SHOW.

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Very excited for this show tomorrow. And not just because I still look like I'm in high school!

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Lucy knows the key to getting me out is a 🔥playlist. Or dogs.

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Winnie got adopted yesterday so we took a picture with her tiny backpack before she left for her forever home and no I'm not crying you're crying. 😭❤️ @pupstarzrescue 📷 @changmesoftly

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SHE HIGH FIVES. 🙌😍
#winnieweek
Thank you for this @zztophalf
@pupstarzrescue

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Breaking news: Winnie is still the cutest.
@pupstarzrescue

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Not one dog in this picture you guys can you even believe it? Great to reunite with this crew. Also go see Not A Play @thepitnyc bc @nthbcomedy is good stuff. #butmydickdoesntwork 📷 @anthojackso

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Discuss. #pearcontent

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