Katie Haller

Comedian/Rapper/Social Media Manager (aka Dank Meme Maker) at @bark / @barkbox This is mostly just pics of me with other people's dogs.

http://ruv.me/holidaydogmomz

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HOLY SHIT THIS IS REALLY HAPPENING. @steph_rounds & I get to escort @mister_griff to the styling of his dreams & I have no idea why this is so thrilling to me but it just is. Thank you @menswearhouse this is an excellent business decision.

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Sometimes you have a bad day & then you put a dog in a suit & it’s a little bit better. I would be extremely grateful if any of you would kindly tweet to @menswearhouse to let them know how very serious my hilarious freelancer @steph_rounds & I are about getting @mister_griff a suit. Thank you & enjoy your evening.

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Of course as soon as I’m no longer single they make a dating app for dog people. That did not stop me from showing up at the launch party & creeping on every doggo, especially Pickles. @digdates is a thing y’all get on it

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There was a #ChineseNewYear parade right outside of our office so naturally I grabbed two @showmenoodz cardboard cutouts that happened to be near the window & had a mini rave #yearofthedog #andthenoodz

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My coworker found this on her phone from 2 years ago. I’ve learned so much about being a professional dog creeper since. #tbt

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“I want to smile but not look too happy”-how comedians protect their rep. So glad to have @tatendambudzi in NYC. Don’t tell anyone he’s generally a happy person

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I’m just going to pretend like making the sign read “Red Flag: A Comedy Datin How” was intentional. I’m also going to pretend like I wasn’t freaking out that I was even on it. Thank you to everyone who came out to the show. We talked about love & varsity dildos & it was beautiful

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Tonight @carolinesonbway @carolyngit & I are joined by a panel of experts & comics to dissect & learn from our romantic misfortunes. Panelists: @elitedaily ‘s @hannahorens , @bustle ‘s Michelle Toglia, @themehran , @philanthropygal . Standup from @emmavern @toripiskin @photonoshedidnt & musical guest @courtsdemri
DM me for tickets or if you have any juicy dating questions you’d like us to address

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Nothing to see here just @vetinthecity_ & I sniffing an adoptable puppy named Kesha at the @digdates launch party bc that’s what dog people do. @animal_lighthouse

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@photonoshedidnt & I are back for our Valentines Day tradition of avoiding our feelings. Join us Wednesday at 7PM @nycomedyclub We’ve got a delicious lineup for you. PROMO CODE: Status for $10 off tickets
Lineup: @chanel__ali @spericaa @imericneumann @francisbarstool & @garygulman

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If you’re curious it sounds a lot like they’re both losing a tennis match. #thingsyoucantunknow

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Pic 1-Katie: “Omg you can’t rap without your T-Spoon hat.
Pic 2-TSpoon: “Bring the stank face let’s do this.”
The moral of this post is that T-Spoon shouldn’t forget her hat.

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I forgot I wouldn’t have time to go home and change so Ill be performing tonight in sweatpants and a shirt I’ve had for 14 years minimum. #literallonelyhotsexymess

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Here are 3 opportunities to avoid your feelings this week! DM me for tickets or self help book recommendations! @thepitnyc @carolinesonbway @nycomedyclub

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The next series of photos is why dog zoom ins are my favorite thing ever. Enjoy the many faces of Bijou @squidandthepig

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And here’s this week’s installment of “Dogs begrudgingly trapped in a photo op Katie is way too excited about” #thirsty #openbarknight
Tucky & Bambi thnx for the squish @mrnutterbutterwb / @tuckyfromkentucky

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I got to root for @thesatoproject pup’s at the #PuppyBowl with the REF of the Puppy Bowl @danschachner Also @nevillejacobs is a v stylish doge. Lol what Super Bowl

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I would 4th wheel any day with this squad. #openbarknight @babydoglily

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This happened 3 days ago & my urge to make a t-shirt that says “Vinny The Butthole Guy” is sill very strong. @dan_altano plz pitch this to Uncle Vinny for me

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It’s Walters last day in the office & I respect the hell out of this. Also I stood with my camera open for WAY too long waiting for this to happen @walterandcompany

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Amy Haller will always be cool enough for the kids table. Scroll for the rest of the pics I *definitely* remember being taken. #sixtyandstoned #thatsawrap

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This was a real thing I said last week after not seeing a dog for 7 whole days

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You’d be surprised how much tequila this group can go through in one night. #sixtyandstoned

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Dance lesson 2: Justin & Bruno Mars. @merylluzzi and I are available for private parties & bar mitzvahs

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Amy’s birthday squad. #sixtyandstoned

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We used to dance like this in bathrobes in our dorm rooms. Things have not changed. The ending has a great spin if you have 40 whole seconds!

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This is how creepy I got when I noticed @bijouthesnortypig in a birthday hat. I wore a pom shirt for her last day & definitely didn’t cry. The good news is I still get to dogsit her so the emotional roller coaster can continue!

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Of course my first post of 2018 is a puppy freak out. Bridgette is adoptable as hell from @muddypawsrescuenyc

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Lol 2016 & 2017’s Best Nine both consisted of me holding other people’s dogs & one tweet about me not being engaged. Maybe I’ll try a pear in 2018 who knows!

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Today’s forecast: FUUUCCKKK

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