Comedian/Rapper/Crazy Dog Lady & Social Media Manager (Dank Meme Maker) at @bark / @barkbox
Coworkers: Katie don't let @bijouthesnortypig boss you around.
Priority mail. @bijouthesnortypig
when ur 4"11 so ur view of the eclipse is just tall people being like "Woah"
No YOU went to a John Mayer concert with your parents. I am not ashamed.
Ziggy was a brave boy today. An awkward boy, but a brave one. Plz swipe to see his epic triumph.
@grams_bear_grams / @zztophalf
do u guys think anyone on this flight knows I'm single lol
"Farts are extremely valuable to our overall content strategy"-a thing I said on a podcast today. #professional #fartz #digidaydcms
Another hotel, another pen review. This gel pen from the @vailmarriott is a keeper. SWIPE TO SEE THE PEN!! #digidaydcms #penreviews
Lol they gave me a MINI VAN and I could barely reach the counter when I signed for it #soccermomming #digidaydcms
Wow I love a good lanyard @digiday #digidaydcms
One of us is more excited than the other lol #creepmode #barkxtarget
Drinking rose & laughing at poop jokes. @kkirnan
IT'S FINALLY OUT! (The news that we'll be in Target, but also @bijouthesnortypig 's very sexy jazz leg) #barkxtarget #bijousblessedlife #jazzlegs
Guys what's this really about
I'll be at @improvboston one month from today for #BCAF2017 . Do I have the lung capacity to rap for 25 minutes without fainting? We'll see lolz
When the cool chihuahuas let you crash their group pic 🙏🏼 #ivepeaked #crazydogladyinghard #singlelolz 📷 @mrnutterbutterwb
They've come to almost every show and they spent their last night in NYC at Open Bark. They are also proof that you CAN find love on Tinder. Gonna miss these two 😭❤️
Well I guess can cross rapping on a boat in a fanny pack off my bucket list.
WE FLOAT. And YES that is a @bark fanny pack.
"Social anxiety AM I RIGHT?" Thanks for catching this @carolyngit @carolinesonbway
Right before I Marilyn Monroed the entire city. Hehe #whoops
@courtsdemri was 🔥🔥🔥🔥 at @carolinesonbway last night.
Thanks to the guy whose Tinder date we interrupted to take this pic 🙏🏼. Missed this crew.
Philly reunion @carolinesonbway tonight. So weird how I've known these ladies since I was 4"11 in middle school. And also today.
We've got red flags and we are not afraid to use them. Come out to @carolinesonbway tonight at 7:30 for some hilarious dating stories that will make you say "wow I'm so glad that didn't happen to me"
@carolyngit @sophiejulia @amandajunemoon @harrisoncomedy @francisbarstool @farahbrook & more!
@carolyngit and I are giving an ACTUAL POWER POINT about dating profiles. You do not want to miss this. Tomorrow night at 7:30 at @carolinesonbway Link in bio for
Definitely didn't have to bribe @tangomunch_pitbull with treats to take this photo with me nope in fact it was his idea.
"It doesn't taste as good as my leather couch at home but I suppose it will do. 5/10. Better than nothing." @bijouthesnortypig #bijousblessedlife
Shout out to @carolyngit 's foot
No you set up a personal fan for a Pomeranian. @bijouthesnortypig #bijousblessedlife
"Katie does everything I say hehe" @bijouthesnortypig #bijousblessedlife
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