Katie Haller

Katie Haller
Comedian/Social Media Manager/Dank Meme maker for @barkpost I'm 4'11 but taller on the internet. Follow @brosholdingfish if you're into fish or bros.
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Katie Haller

This begs the question, how many loaded baked potatoes are there on Instagram? Today's Winner is @loaded_baked_potato_12 #instagramhandleawards

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I still have this tiny hat to remind me of my time with @crusoe_dachshund I mean what?
DP/Edit @jorjasmic

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I made friends with an Instagram dog only to find out the humans behind the account were equally as amazing. They live in London & I haven't met them IRL (YET) but seeing them open this bday gift truly made my day.
Yup, I sent a present to a dog I've never met. This is who I am now. 😘😘 @dolly_pawton

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The amount of people who showed up tonight proves how lucky everyone who works with @lucyhaller is. Very pumped for my sister about her new job. Yup, I went off brand to say something sincere.

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T-Spoon is back bitches, and she's going to the @womenincomedyfestival (May or may not have done the running man by myself last night) πŸ™πŸΌ

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Robert Durst & Poop Fairy clean up nice. @nycomedyclub

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Come see Robert Durst & the poop fairy perform at @nycomedyclub at 7 tonight with @photonoshedidnt @emmawillmann @notalexis @iammikecannon @sharronicanyc #relationshipstatus

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When your friends end up across the platform & it's too far to talk but you don't want to stare at your phone so you just start dancing πŸ“· @christinacristina

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This is a red flag. @photonoshedidnt @bobbyflaythedog
DP/Edit @toripiskin

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10/10 would worship. πŸ™πŸΌ#Grammys #queenbey

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Jk @iluvlizlemon & @patshores were v supportive

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How can you tell if a guy's a true gentleman? @theweirdjulie and I discuss. #relationshipstatus

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At least take a screen shot and get a second opinion bro

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Because non-couples matter too. πŸ“‘on #relationshipstatus
@photonoshedidnt @theweirdjulie
DP/Edit @toripiskin

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Relationship Status: We hosted this show last year & we're both still single.
Join us on Valentine's Day with @emmawillmann @sharronicanyc @julessalzbalz & @notalexis where we celebrate the holiday that forces us to ask the age old question "wtf are we??" Jk we won't ask you that. β€πŸ’€β€πŸ’€ (use promo code: STATUS for $10 off tickets in bio)

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The world is going to shit but LOOK AT TARA'S BELLY.
Still adoptable @pupstarzrescue
#dogs #dogswillgetusthrough

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WE GOT @showmenoodz A FUCKING CAR @carlystrife πŸ™πŸΌπŸ™πŸΌπŸ™πŸΌπŸ™πŸΌπŸ™πŸΌπŸ™πŸΌπŸ™πŸΌπŸ™πŸΌπŸ™πŸΌπŸ™πŸΌπŸ™πŸΌπŸ™πŸΌπŸ™πŸΌ

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This is a normal reaction to a puppy.
Meet Tara, @ebwankoneebee 's foster from @pupstarzrescue

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This is Tony. He is Australian. He and his wife were lit and are now my new best friends. See, we CAN get along with Aussies Trump.

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Got to sit in on @showmenoodz photo shoot for his cover of Sports Illustrated today. Note: His body has not been photoshopped or retouched. #allnaturale

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Today's pic is @woolhoarder Watchu knittin girl? #hallersfavoritehandles

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Not how to treat loyal ExtraCare Rewards members. Or immigrants.

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While everyone's worrying about politics Walters in the corner humping a poop emoji pillow. Ugh, to be a dog. @tailof2goldens

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Took those gym selfies for granted too :/

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"NO BAN NO WALL. Omg look at those two doggos trying to play."-me and @clarabiznass at #BatteryPark

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This selfie was scripted in the sketch but no one on social media needs to know that. πŸ“· @toripiskin

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Spending my night watching this guy sleep bc I make the most of every moment @bobbyflaythedog

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Today's fav IG handle award goes to @harryhardbody #Instagrammys #keepcrushingit

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Idk there was an umbrella in the studio so we just went with it. @philprovencio πŸ™πŸΌπŸ“·

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Damn right I kept the hat

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Fav handle of the day award goes to: @fartyvegan

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Date night with Tony & Ame

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Kept it so casual today. Jk I asked him to kiss me like 15 times. @crusoe_dachshund πŸ“· @jorjasmic

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