Katie Haller

Comedian/Rapper/Social Media Manager (aka Dank Meme Maker) at @bark / @barkbox This is mostly just pics of me with other people's dogs.

http://ruv.me/holidaydogmomz

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It’s possible I had to google “Hanukkah food” for this shoot. Lol I went to Hebrew School.

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Finally pulled off a costume AND hat change on stage last night. A lady in the front row fell asleep but other than that it went pretty well. Thanks again to this crew for including me on the last show 🙏🏼

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Very honored to perform on the last Melting Pot @newyorkcomedyclub tonight. This show has given T-Spoon lots of stage time & she’s so grateful she might even do a hat change between songs tonight bc it’s @mikemerknyc ‘s bday. 11:30 show!

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Nope sorry start over

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Holiday anthem has officially dropped yo. Don’t fucks with T-Spoon @zztophalf or @elloimalexis cause we in the doodle mafia now. And so is @bijouthesnortypig
Music by @billyconahan

Director/Producers: @katiekirnan @wheatonsimis @spurgeonjames

Jewdles: @puppynamedcharlie @littlehollysbigworld @baileydoodle

Featured Puppers:
Ziggy: @grams_bear_grams
Frank: @frankiegoestowork
Jaxx: @concretejunglejax
Ralph: @ralphiepoops
Rusty: @dogrustcohle
Gus: @suavegustav
Bruno: @brunobulldogbb
Benji: @thedoginabag
Benji's Brother: @wassupwatson
Paul: @paulthecorgi
Nana: @themellowdog
Pimm: @pimmpup

#barkbox #dogpeople #dogmom #dogpeoplegetit #dogsofinstagram

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And napping. Lots of napping.

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This is me reacting to a woman who told me she often meets men at the grocery store or Loews and not on dating apps. SHE MEETS PEOPLE IN PERSON. #shook

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Missing Mimi this year but rocking her pearls & feeling fancy as hell.

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I brought @bijouthesnortypig to a Jewdle Party. Scroll to see doods allllmost gettin too lit. And yes all this was for a rap video. And fuck yes I’m keeping this dress from Target

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This outfit was brought to you by an Etsy rabbit hole that I do not regret in the slightest. Scroll to see the most important hat T-Spoon has ever worn.

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This is me reacting to @kkirnan saying “one time my mom clipped my chin by accident when she was buckling my bike helmet”. Also I think I’m bjorn drunk from @bijouthesnortypig

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Rapping with a fanny pack & my homegirl @bijouthesnortypig bc this is what softcore rap looks like.

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We are all really good at the sex.
Thanks for letting me give a Ted talk on what not to do on dates @anitajewtina @thevavaspot

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800 people (lots of them much older) left here today with a 27 year old as their mentor. Not only will her story continue change the course of cancer treatment, it will continue to save lives by teaching patients how to be their own health advocates.
And yes we ARE holding magazines with @stefaniejoho ‘s face on it which she casually failed to mention.

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T-Spoon & @zztophalf are back bitches. Stay tuned cause @billyconahan whipped up somethin real 🔥

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You haven’t rapped until you’ve had DJ Chaos intro you. He deserves all the foghorns.

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When you try to have an “8 Mile” moment but you too short to see the mirror.

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All the comedians were amazing but tbh I spent most of the night making intense eye contact with @sometimescarl Scroll for his epic close up 📷 @douglaskey / @anitajewtina

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I’ve been @bijouthesnortypig wasted since noon so yes I am ready for Open Bark Night tonight. 7PM with @douglaskey @anitajewtina @jongraz

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We call this look “trying and failing to be edgy”. Fun fact @photonoshedidnt is a grown ass man who still says “CHEEESE” before taking a picture.

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I don’t think I know anyone in West Chester but I’m posting this anyway! @photonoshedidnt is driving so pray for me.

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Ok but what do you do with your hands when you’re a fish for Halloween? And yes I did wear this to a restaurant where no one else was dressed up.

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Kelso was really into learning about how we make social content.

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I’m helping her reach her meme dreams, she’s helping me reach things in general. @elloimalexis #memeschool

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The damage had already been done but I appreciate their concern.

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Pre-mascara running down our faces pic @lucyhaller

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I’d like to say this was one of those crazy optical illusion mirrors but that would be a lie.

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One of my earliest Bark tweets turned into a meme and that got turned into a sticker & is now on a tree in Park Slope. What a journey. #dogpeoplegetit
Thanks for spotting this @ruby_dog.rb 🙏🏼

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Before and after @weirdwiener hotboxed @zztophalf @katiekirnan and I in this room with her farts. She’s not sorry. #savage

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WHAT’S IN YOUR FANNY?! @jongraz had a pig ear & I have an external charger!

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