Katie Haller

Katie Haller
Comedian/Social Media Manager/Dank Meme maker for @barkpost I'm 4'11 but taller on the internet. Follow @brosholdingfish if you're into fish or bros. http://katiehallercomedy.com

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Katie Haller

Roasted some dogs at our holiday party last night. @kei_kin you are a beautiful angel & I'm sorry for the following clip about Bella

Katie Haller

Autobiographical dog bio. I remember Missy Elliot but my dance partner is a mystery. @andrewdrafts was it you? #idk

@dolly_pawton

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Just trying to make my parents proud every day.

Katie Haller

Not to brag but an account called "protein fart" just liked one of my memes tonight so don't tell me I'm not using my college degree

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I just can't resist his necks in that sweater. Romantic photo op with @showmenoodz by #rockafellercenter today.

Katie Haller

Thank you to the hilarious ladies of @thesrslygirls for the awesome workshop yesterday. Highly recommend. They bring their own snacks. And balloons. #takeyourwebseriessrsly

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This was the first thing I saw at work this morning. @showmenoodz gets more magical every day

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We are all unique flowers who wear plaid to express our individuality. Shout out to @jongraz for making a bold artistic choice to get something out of his eye.

Katie Haller

True story we had trouble uploading this sketch because of the wifi earlier.
Ft. @rickle.pickle
DP/edit @cyjackx
Directed by @weirdwiener

Katie Haller

We got serenaded by professional opera singers last night & @naysimms appropriately responded "Slay"

Katie Haller

When you're at your 10 year reunion and everything is perfect Bc your life has panned out exactly as you thought it would @arielpeche

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10 year high school reunion tonight hope everyone recognizes me

Katie Haller

Made friends with a British giant tonight #grateful

Katie Haller

This is the only competitive event I will be getting emotionally invested in today.
Ft. @zztophalf @kkirnan @cristhiankim @rickle.pickle @andrewdrafts
DP/Edit @cyjackx
Directed by @weirdwiener

Katie Haller

Screen shot from a sketch coming out later today. @cyjackx saved this & named the file "important". Thanks for the new dating profile pic Andy 🙏#yamsgotmelike

Katie Haller

This is actually what happens at my house. #professionaldogpeople
FT. @sewstacie @rickle.pickle @showmenoodz
DP/Edited @cyjackx
Directed by @weirdwiener

Katie Haller

Everyone just planning their counter arguments in their head... Via @photonoshedidnt 👏

Katie Haller

Don't mind my dumb dog voice. No idea where the rest of my family is but I'm chillin

Katie Haller

Uploading this so @iamhagel knows he's not the only crazy dog dad to give his doodle a Bark Mitzvah.

Katie Haller

Tried on Snapchat spectacles today v effective for dog creeping 👌👌 @wee_mad_edna

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We went to #MontysBarkMitzvah today & we're ready to electric slide into your DM's
@jongraz @wheatonsim 👌👌

Katie Haller

I have cat ears and I'm a midget but hey I made some friends @humanesociety

Katie Haller

No idea why I have a paddle but I'm going with it #totherescueny @humanesociety

Katie Haller

I'd like to thank my anxiety for inspiring so many of my memes 🙏😬 @bertiebarks

Katie Haller

"Where are they I wonder"-my mom and I dog crushing on poodles we don't know on Instagram. #normal #thisisnormal @amybhaller

Katie Haller

Relationship Status: Tried online dating and instead made an Instagram account of dudes holding fish. Ladies, if you see something say something. @brosholdingfish

Katie Haller

SHE MAKES ME SO HAPPY. @littlemisslexi810 always a VIP at #OpenBarkNight ❤️❤️

Katie Haller

Damn girl. Just damn. @courtsdemri nailed it again tonight at @apollotheater

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YOU GUYS.

Katie Haller

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Sorry what I meant was FUCK.

Katie Haller

Come through Hill. Come through. #imwithher

Katie Haller

Her biggest decision tomorrow will be where to poop. #electionday

Katie Haller

Rare footage of me creeping on @weirdwiener 's foster puppy.
Btw Avis is adoptable from @pupstarzrescue (yes her name is Avis, like the car rental company)