Katie Haller (@halleratyou)

Katie Haller

Comedian/Rapper/Crazy Dog Lady & Social Media Manager (aka dank meme maker) at @barkbox & @bark. Follow @brosholdingfish if you're into fish or bros.

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Watched these ladies slay at @awkwardsexandthecity tonight. Btw braless @anitajewtina is fierce as hell.

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Seems like a cool opportunity. #sexreports

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Wow I met Lily from @waggytailrescue @funnyforfido tonight & I cute aggressioned pretty hard.

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Some guy sketched this of me looking super awake & approachable on the subway. I love this city sometimes.

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This picture pretty much encapsulates our relationship. Lucy leading me into social situations which I will inevitably make awkward. Happy Birthday @lucyhaller and thank you for all the hand-me ups πŸ™πŸΌ

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RAPPIN ABOUT SOCIAL ANXIETY YO @nastywomenunitefest

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My musical comedy crushes @mafia_marie & @katyframe of @reformedwhores right before BeyoncΓ© came on & everyone put their phones down to focus on our twerking

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That point in the night where you either need bed or 90s hip hop & you choose 90s hip hop. So much fun at @laughboston last night with @thetruthcy @womenincomedyfestival #wicf2017

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So proud of my girl. #chroniclesofbree #dogsofcoachella
@yutafamily

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Last night @thesheertruth told a story about how her parents let her make cheese juice as a kid so the point is let your kids fail bc look where she is now. #wicf #wicf2017

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Not at all geeking out about being on @thesheertruth Comedy Variety Showcase @womenincomedyfestival because I am cool and confident like all rappers.

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Life is awk

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Me right before I yelled at a dude for saying his favorite vegetable was celery. That's how T-Spoon rolls yo.
Thanks for having me @leclercandre & @khalidsays

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Noodle doesn't like when people walk past the conference room without sufficiently saying hello or goodbye #rude
@showmenoodz

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Dedicated my rap to Jessica tonight. The only audience member under 5 feet who gets my truth @tinylove_j

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10/10 would make out with this lineup. @leclercandre @khalidsays @matteolane @michellebuteau @jordyploy

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In her element #chroniclesofbree #dogsofcoachella
@yutafamily

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How can one feel free in this situation #dogsofcoachella
@pugloulou

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"I'm acknowledging that you're dressed more hip hop than me right now." - @keith_tryfle_hudson

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A year ago #chroniclesofbree was born at Coachella. This dog has no idea I exist. My job is weird. #dogsofcoachella
@yutafamily ❀️

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Only reason I'm going out tonight is to perform a rap about being an introvert. Come to The Melting Pot at @nycomedyclub at 11:30!

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My college friend took his girlfriend to see a show about awkward poop stories & was not at all surprised to see me on the lineup. Both of us are thriving as adults. πŸ’©πŸ’©

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I waited in front of the pin ball machine for 10 minutes for this to come back on so I could get a video & it was worth every second.

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Noodle is looking extra glamorous this morning.
@showmenoodz / @jongraz

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When u project ur feminism onto a beagle
Shout out to @timwskinner for the edit & for finding this v powerful song
@balticthebeagle you inspire me

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Happy Passover guys! #spicersgreatisthits

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I'll just put this right here. @lucyhaller & I really crushing this nautical look. #nationalsiblingsday
Hairstylist @amybhaller

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