Hamlin

Aka Hammy 🍞 Road cone impersonator + daily smile messenger πŸ‘…πŸ‘ Est. 2009 πŸ’Œ: hamlinthefrenchie@gmail.com

1,541 posts 133,779 followers 230 following

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My favorite exercise...mashed potato squats. Hope your day is filled with delicious foods with a side of exercising. Happy Thanksgiving! πŸ¦ƒπŸ΄πŸ₯”
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#hamlin #hamlinthefrenchie #frenchbulldog #thanksgiving #holiday #squats

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πŸ—πŸ—
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Getting ready to start fasting for 24 hours in preparation for the cornucopia of comestibles that I’ll be eating tomorrow.
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#hamlin #hamlinthefrenchie #frenchbulldog #thanksgiving #turkeyleg #alreadyhungry

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Excuse me, but it appears that my pork butt isn’t tall enough to adequately reach the top of this glass table. Would you be so kind as to bring me one of the following:
β€’ a shoe box
β€’ a stack of Ranger Rick magazines
β€’ a cat to be my paw stool
Whichever you come across first. Much obliged.
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#hamlin #hamlinthefrenchie #frenchbulldog #acatseemslikeapoorchoice #israngerrickstillathing #smiles

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😍🌽🌭
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Don’t mind me one bit. I’m just in awe of the corn dog that you’re eating. It’s simply mesmerizing, like a kaleidoscope of deliciousness.
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#hamlin #hamlinthefrenchie #frenchbulldog #sundayfunday #corndogkaleidoscope #mynewbandname

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Some additional photos from last night’s @nadsgala! I had so much fun hanging out with humans + making new friends. Thanks for a fantastic evening, @nadschicago!
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#hamlin #hamlinthefrenchie #frenchbulldog #nadsgala2017 #redcarpet #gala

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🀯
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#tbt to keeping the pork pads warm + fashionable.
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#hamlin #hamlinthefrenchie #frenchbulldog #socks #fashionstyle #upsidedown

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I saw it move, and it was delicious.
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#hamlin #hamlinthefrenchie #frenchbulldog #snackattack #eeeeeats

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β€œLife is like a box of carrots...you never know how much of a yummy snack they could be.”
And here you thought that life was about a box of chocolates. It’s just the revised, dog friendly version, packed with more beta-carotene than you can shake a stick at.
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#hamlin #hamlinthefrenchie #frenchbulldog #carrots #deepthoughts #healthyfood

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🐢: Hi, you must be my 1:30 appointment.
πŸ‘±πŸ½β€β™€οΈ: Yes, my name is Gwendolyn. I think I have the flu. Can you help?
🐢: Let me take a look...
🐢: You look fine. Have some soup and don’t drink out of the toilet for the next few days.
πŸ‘±πŸ½β€β™€οΈ: Uhhh...wut?
🐢: That will be $175, payable in dog biscuits.
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πŸ‘•: Costume from @bigtoly
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#hamlin #hamlinthefrenchie #frenchbulldog #doctor #onpointmedicaladvice #thebisforbargain

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πŸΏπŸ“Ί
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Friday nights are always good for pillow fort snuggle time. You bring the popcorn + I’ll bring my craving for popcorn.
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#hamlin #hamlinthefrenchie #frenchbulldog #fridaynight #popcorn #friyay

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This is how I prepare for a Tub Talk with Hamlinℒ️ episode. Start with a vocal cord warmup, then roll into a two-step with a Super Bowl Shuffle twist.
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#hamlin #hamlinthefrenchie #frenchbulldog #bathtubblues #singing

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Step #41: in order to properly fit in, smile for the camera, just like a human would do. Now if I only had opposable thumbs to maneuver a phone like a human. Guess that’s step #42.
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#hamlin #hamlinthefrenchie #frenchbulldog #setlife #onset

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If you live in the Chicagoland area + are a canine, then you’ll want to check this out. I’m helping my friend, @jaxandfriendschicago, promote his pawsome party! All friendly pooches + their lucky humans are invited to attend the first ever: Pooch Prom, Chicago, presented by @pardonmypooch + @jaxandfriendschicago 🌟 Huge thanks to the Hard Rock Hotel Chicago @hrhchicago for hosting this event inside their beautiful venue!
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Please note that there will be NO ticket sales at the door and will cap the event at a maximum of 100 pooches. With all our venues, we make sure that there is plenty of space for them to move around and be comfortable.
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Come as dolled up as you'd like, it's the end of the year event for us, so it would be fun to go out with a bang! And PS, you do not need a pooch to attend!
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Photo cred: @joshfeeneyphotography
Flyer artwork cred: @aerialardour
Pup Model: @jaxandfriendschicago
Marque Models: @badger_and_angus
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Tickets and info deets can be found via http://poochpromchicago.eventzilla.net

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Bath time...about as much fun as getting a thermometer up your πŸ’© shoot at the vet. But with more tears + less peanut butter on-a-stick.
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#hamlin #hamlinthefrenchie #frenchbulldog #bathtime #sonotfun #leavemybuttswirlsoutofthis

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Life moves at the speed of coffee. Too bad my breakfast doesn’t follow suit. It’s all good, because @verizon always has my back to make sure that I’m connected to order carry out anytime my coffee cup feels lonely. Eggs Benedict for the win!
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#hamlin #hamlinthefrenchie #frenchbulldog #verizon #bettermatters #friyay #coffeetime

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πŸ˜’πŸ“¦
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#tbt to the time when I was considered someone’s personal baggage.
Toothbrush β˜‘οΈ
Headphones β˜‘οΈ
Underwear β˜‘οΈ
🐢 Hamlin β˜‘οΈ
Reading materials β˜‘οΈ
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#hamlin #hamlinthefrenchie #frenchbulldog #ifitfitsitships #unitedairlines

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Just a simple Ghostbuster looking for his Slimer. Just need a buddy to hang out with while scarfing down 18 hamburgers.
Another shot from yesterday’s trick or treat bonanza!
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#hamlin #hamlinthefrenchie #frenchbulldog #costume #dressup #halloween

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πŸŽƒπŸ‘»πŸ™Œ
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Happy Halloween from a ghost + a Ghostbuster! Hope your day consists of more treats than tricks!
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#hamlin #hamlinthefrenchie #frenchbulldog #ghost #ghostbuster #halloween

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😈
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I feel like such an evil villain in this chair. All I need is a cat minion to pet as I laugh maniacally while conjuring up a sinister plan. Something extreme, like building a dog fort lair on the moon... or to a lesser degree, finishing off the milk and putting the empty container back in the fridge. Muwahaha!
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#hamlin #hamlinthefrenchie #frenchbulldog #saturdaynight #feellikeavillain #muwahaha

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πŸΆπŸ’Ό
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It may look like a lot of work, but little does my human know that I emptied out his stuff + filled the suitcase with raw + uncut antlers. Now to just get it through security.
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#hamlin #hamlinthefrenchie #frenchbulldog #sandiego #traveling #airport #workoutmotivation

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❀️🌈
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I heard the sad news that my mini friend, @chloetheminifrenchie, passed away today. This #tbt is in honor of her, as I met her when she helped plan a fun NYC trip back in 2015. You will be terribly missed. 🌈🐾
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#hamlin #hamlinthefrenchie #frenchbulldog #RIP #rainbowbridge #friends

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😎
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Soooo not ready to hit the beach.... unless being awkwardly fashionable counts for something, like in a β€œmanatee wearing a water buoy with a side of board shorts” kinda way. Then I’m all in!
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#hamlin #hamlinthefrenchie #frenchbulldog #sandiego #beachbody #surf #california

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Bts of an awesome paw five with @michellekhare! And yes, I'm wearing swimming trunks + goggles.
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#hamlin #hamlinthefrenchie #frenchbulldog #sandiego #bts #pawfive #california

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About to get some paddle boarding lessons from my buddy, Duke. He's a pro out there on the water. πŸ’¦
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#hamlin #hamlinthefrenchie #frenchbulldog #sandiego #paddleboarding #buddies #california

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Back in the co-pilot seat. Next stop, the corn dog stand! Oh wait...I mean San Diego! But a corn dog for the sky wouldn't be a bad thing, right?
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#hamlin #hamlinthefrenchie #frenchbulldog #flying #unitedairlines #traveling #sandiego

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It's nice to meet you. My name is Doctor Hamlin, and before we begin the examination...yes, I am a dog. And it only took me 49 years to earn my MD. It was ruff.
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πŸ‘•: Scrubs provided by @bigtoly
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#hamlin #hamlinthefrenchie #frenchbulldog #doctor #sundayfunday #costume #halloween

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Oooohhh, I bet this bench was made out of some super fancy wood in a former life. How I'd like to get my teefs on a branch from that tree! Bet it would taste like mahogany magic.
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#hamlin #hamlinthefrenchie #frenchbulldog #friyay #justonenibble #teefs

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My buddy, @jaxandfriendschicago, sent my humans some customized frenchie bling from @auburnjewelry. The best part is that my ears were captured perfectly in sterling silver + enamel, as they were customized just for my humans. Yet another way for them to show off their ❀️ for me + all things frenchie. Check out @auburnjewelry to get your own customized ear lobes on a keychain or pendant!
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#hamlin #hamlinthefrenchie #frenchbulldog #jewelry #bling #earsfordays

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This is my, "how is it still Wednesday" squish face, with an extra serving of jowl smoosh for good measure.
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#hamlin #hamlinthefrenchie #frenchbulldog #wednesday #squishy #vibes

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