Hamlin

Aka Hammy ๐Ÿž Road cone impersonator + daily smile messenger ๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ‘ Est. 2009 ๐Ÿ’Œ: [email protected]

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Sometimes when napping, I dream that I'm a pangolin potato ready to sprout some wings + snack on a Beefaroni quesadilla. Only in dreamland would that make sense. Did I mention I was wearing overalls + Freezy Freakies?!? Just a minor detail...
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#hamlin #hamlinthefrenchie #frenchbulldog #dreamondreamer #nap #pangolinsrule #sundayfunday

6๐Ÿ’ฌ

๐Ÿ‚๐ŸŽƒ๐Ÿž
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The pumpkin bread has spoken. Happy fall y'all! We can finally head outside without melting to the asphalt, although that wouldn't apply today since it's 90 degrees in Chicago. Either way, fall is here!
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๐Ÿž baked by @sometimescreative
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#hamlin #hamlinthefrenchie #frenchbulldog #fall #pumpkin #bread

25๐Ÿ’ฌ

๐ŸŽง๐ŸŽค๐ŸŽถ
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#tbt to when MC Hamm Sandwich + DJ Onesie XL dropped the hottest album in 2016.
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#hamlin #hamlinthefrenchie #frenchbulldog #brothers #familyfun #ontour

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๐Ÿ“ฆ๐Ÿ’จ
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I'm ready to put the old skool hyperbole, "when ๐Ÿทs fly", to the test. Hopefully it isn't Scantron because I left my no. 2 pencil in my suitcase.
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#hamlin #hamlinthefrenchie #frenchbulldog #whenpigsfly #fly #ifitfitsitships

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How is everything at this table? I can take your plate for you if you're done with it. Just place it directly on the floor + I'll be glad to make sure you don't go home with any leftovers. It's the price you pay for such excellent service at 20% gratuity.
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#hamlin #hamlinthefrenchie #frenchbulldog #foodie #smiles #nomnom

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When you ask if anyone wants the last slice of pizza + one of your buddies yells, "I'll take it".
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#hamlin #hamlinthefrenchie #frenchbulldog #meanmuggin #seriously #pizza

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Hopefully you don't have a phone like me that is in need of some serious updating. Mine only plays 8-bit toddler jingles.
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You could win an iPhone 8 to activate on Verizon! To do so, you'll have to find the hidden virtual 8s on Snapchat all around Chicago. The fun starts tomorrow (9/19)! Check out my bio for a link to get in on the action.
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http://vz.to/2vVPLl7
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#hamlin #hamlinthefrenchie #frenchbulldog #iphone #iphone8 #ad

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So much excitement happening here on a Sunday. Pappy found an old beach ball while cleaning out some boxes + decided to blow it up. Oodles of excitement... ๐Ÿ’ค๐Ÿ’ค๐Ÿ’ค
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It's times like this that I'm glad we're always connected with @verizon. That way we can bring you a video that will make you extra sleepy.
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#hamlin #hamlinthefrenchie #frenchbulldog #verizon #bettermatters #sundaysomewhatfunday

28๐Ÿ’ฌ

๐Ÿ‚๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ๐Ÿด
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#tbt to that time I took a wrong turn at the stop sign + found myself jowls deep in expired, wild brown lettuce. If this stuff were fresh I'd eat my way out.
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#hamlin #hamlinthefrenchie #frenchbulldog #foliage #autumn #jowlsdeep

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Road Cone, reporting in + on standby for any rain, sleet, or ice cream truck. Please be ๐Ÿฆ.
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#hamlin #hamlinthefrenchie #frenchbulldog #roadcone #workworkwork #icecream

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๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜’
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When you find a new roommate off of Craigslist. Stay on your half of the bed + stop staring in my general direction.
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#hamlin #hamlinthefrenchie #frenchbulldog #roommate #creeper #ishestillstaringatme #thisbedaintbigenoughforthebothofus

15๐Ÿ’ฌ

๐ŸŽจ๐Ÿ–Œโค๏ธ
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I call it, "The Hamlin".
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What an amazing watercolor done by @kamomearts! She's truly talented in the ways of combining water + color to create paintings worthy of a mantle. Check out some of her artwork to see other doggies that she's painted. #swipeleft
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#hamlin #hamlinthefrenchie #frenchbulldog #watercolor #artwork #artist

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๐Ÿ“บ๐Ÿถ๐Ÿข
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Stay tuned for a preview of this Saturday morning's episode of "Teenage Abnormality Shogun Porkloafs"...
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#hamlin #hamlinthefrenchie #frenchbulldog #tmnt #cartoon #tbt #puppylove

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Lobsters unite! #tbt to busting out the Halloween gear here in a few weeks.
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#hamlin #hamlinthefrenchie #frenchbulldog #lobster #costume #cosplay

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๐Ÿ’ญ๐ŸŒฎ
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If Monday is a holiday, does Tuesday then become Monday for that week? And if so, is it still considered to be Taco Tuesday? Hmmmmm... #inverteddeepthoughts
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#hamlin #hamlinthefrenchie #frenchbulldog #upsidedown #tacos #goodvibes

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A summer day fit for a shot that looks straight outta a high school yearbook.
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#hamlin #hamlinthefrenchie #frenchbulldog #summer #headshot #outdoors

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#fbf to the time when I had a part-time job as a kayak tour guide at Lake Crescent in Washington. Other than
1.) being on a kayak
2.) floating on water
C.) having to serve as a precariously balanced masthead
5.) being in 55ยฐ water...
it was a dream job come true! 46% sure I may do it again another summer.
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#hamlin #hamlinthefrenchie #frenchbulldog #kayak #outdoor #adventure

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๐Ÿšช-to-๐ŸŒณservice to take me from my driveway to a spot to water some plants. Glad to have such great new neighbors to lend a hand with their battery-powered utility vehicle!
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#hamlin #hamlinthefrenchie #frenchbulldog #neighborhood #newfriends #allaboard

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๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿพ: Commander, we're at DEFCON level "Squishberry". I don't know how much more that baby carrier can hold!
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๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿป: Oh no, that's one level higher than "Loafwich"! What the sandwich pickle is going on over there?!?
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๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿพ: There's too much pressure building up in the main chamber. Those pork pads are reaching critical mass!
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๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿป: The back rolls are changing into neck rolls, and too many neck rolls in one zone can lead to major infrastructure impairment!
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๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿพ: I'm on it! Raising the level to DEFCON "Lemon-Flavored Squashcicle" and calling in the specialists.
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๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿป: Let's hope there's enough time...
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๐Ÿถ: ๐Ÿ’ค๐Ÿ’ค๐Ÿ’ค
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#hamlin #hamlinthefrenchie #frenchbulldog #squishy #sleep #backrollsareconnectedtotheneckrolls

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๐ŸŒจ๐Ÿ’‚๐Ÿคž
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Neither rain nor drizzle nor "raining cats + dogs" can keep this doggo from his sworn road cone duty...to stand in the rain because I'm on temporary poop strike.
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Even while standing up to my catfish whiskers in wetness, @verizon still keeps me connected, which is amazing because I can get up-to-the-minute weather reports to see when my strike will end. On that note, there's a 80-85% chance that I'll be an orange thermoplastic cone for the next 15 minutes.
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#hamlin #hamlinthefrenchie #frenchbulldog #verizon #bettermatters #roadcone #poopstrike

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Happy #nationaldogday y'all! Hope your Saturday is a swell one!
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#hamlin #hamlinthefrenchie #frenchbulldog #saturdaynight #doglife #celebrate

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โšก๏ธ๐Ÿฝ
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#tbt to the time I tried to use mind powers to order room service.
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#hamlin #hamlinthefrenchie #frenchbulldog #hrhchicago #hotel #roomservice

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Day 27: They still haven't noticed me. Maybe they accepted me for who I am...a non-green pepper producing, quadruped wrapped in green streamers? Ha! Doubt they've seen past my disguise. I'll give it another few days.
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#hamlin #hamlinthefrenchie #frenchbulldog #undercover #chameleon #garden

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Bacon within bacon. It's like an Inception dream...but this one comes with butt swirls.
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#hamlin #hamlinthefrenchie #frenchbulldog #piggy #dream #oink

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When your humans forget to buy you a pair of solar eclipse glasses so you have to improvise.
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#hamlin #hamlinthefrenchie #frenchbulldog #eclipse2017 #eclipse #sunglasses

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๐Ÿถ๐Ÿ‘ฆ๐Ÿป
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Yesterday's #bts birthday shot.
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#hamlin #hamlinthefrenchie #frenchbulldog #happybirthdayyesterday #8yearsold #brothers #family

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๐ŸŽ‰๐ŸŽˆ๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿ€
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When it's your birthday + your pappy dresses you as a St. Patrick's mummy. Guess that's what happens when your birthday supply box is still m.i.a. when moving into a new home. Thank my lucky charms that the shamrock swamp thing box was readily available. Kudos. At least he got the birthday butt cone right.
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#hamlin #hamlinthefrenchie #frenchbulldog #happybirthday #8yearsold #mummy #celebrate

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#tbt to the time I watched the โ˜€๏ธ set over the Pacific Ocean at Haystack Rock. I fell asleep.
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#hamlin #hamlinthefrenchie #frenchbulldog #haystackrock #oregon #sunset

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Travel Rule No. 87: The handle on your luggage acts as a spoiler for extra wind resistance. Bonus points...it also lets others know that you're coming through when you're only 1.5 feet tall.
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#hamlin #hamlinthefrenchie #frenchbulldog #icandothis #igtravel

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Hamlรญn Hermes Hรถlt Handkerchief
Inventor of the spray-on fohawk.
Eclectic collector of potted succulents.
Sharkleberry Fin enthusiast.
All around good guy.
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#hamlin #hamlinthefrenchie #frenchbulldog #profile #shower #shavingcreamwig

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