Hamlin

Aka Hammy 🍞 Road cone impersonator + daily smile messenger 👅👍 Est. 2009 💌: hamlinthefrenchie@gmail.com

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🥋 Does it look like I’m performing a jumping turkey leg jump-kick from this angle?
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#hamlin #hamlinthefrenchie #frenchbulldog #turkeyleg #mondaymotivation #ninjamoves

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🎈 More balloon shenanigans.
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#hamlin #hamlinthefrenchie #frenchbulldog #balloons #partytime #sundayfunday

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💤 So tired that I don’t care that I’m tangled in my brother’s birthday balloons.
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#hamlin #hamlinthefrenchie #frenchbulldog #sleep #saturdaynight #upsidedown

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💦 #tbt to the time in 7th grade when the “Tetherball” class was full so I had to settle for “Water Buoy Decoy Training”...and it’s an 8am class.
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#hamlin #hamlinthefrenchie #frenchbulldog #outdoors #waterroadcone

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🧔🏽: ...and that’s why the walrus is known as the Icy Vampire Manatee. Whoa, hold on to your hats, folks! If you look out your window on your left, you’ll see the rare polar koala bunny. This critter is probably out looking for his stash of Eucalyptus and spinach pizza slices that he buried underground during the warmer months. Fun fact, this bunny is known to sleep standing up, hibernate in P.E.I. in the spring, and binge on episodes of Thunder In Paradise. Moving onto the next part of the tour...
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#hamlin #hamlinthefrenchie #frenchbulldog #tourguide #polarkoalabunny #godshowinghiscreativeside

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🐶🐻 Showing an ear-by-ear comparison of my homegrown antennae vs those ears of a stuffed bear hoodie. I think mine get better reception since they can pick up local television stations and the occasional opening of a yogurt lid.
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Just like my bat ears, I’m always grateful to have spectacular coverage on the @Verizon network. Now I wonder if I can get the same reception for my mouth so I can have amazing food-to-jowls coverage. 🤔
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#hamlin #hamlinthefrenchie #frenchbulldog #verizon #bettermatters #staywarm #cold

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🍞 Super Loaf! Now with 30% more cape.
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#hamlin #hamlinthefrenchie #frenchbulldog #sundayshenenigans #sundayfunday #superhero

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[ 🎥 ] When you really want to “water” your favorite shrub but a foot of snow says otherwise.
Mother Nature = 1,687 / me = 0
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#hamlin #hamlinthefrenchie #frenchbulldog #snow #outforalovelystroll #sendhelp

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😶 #tbt to the time when I made an indoor snow fort. The best part is that I’m the only one with a lift ticket to the top. However, I’m also the only one who has to work the lift.
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#hamlin #hamlinthefrenchie #frenchbulldog #snowday #fort #winter

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[ 🎥 ] On this installment of Tub Talk with Hamlin™️, we’ll chit chat about chorizo chimichangas, test our music skills by playing the latest Nintendo Switch game, “Oboe Hero III: World Tour”... and finally, crown the 2018 Golden Tumbleweed Award to either “pocket lint caught in an air vent updraft” or “cat hair clinging to a window screen in a summer breeze”. Stay tuned for a comedy bit from a leaky plastic bottle of 2-in-1 conditioner. Musical guest is Quad City DJs. 👏👏👏
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#hamlin #hamlinthefrenchie #frenchbulldog #tubtalkwithhamlin #bathtime #sing

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🧘‍♂️ Yogafing= yoga + loafing. This position is called the “Tucked-in Pumpernickel”.
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#hamlin #hamlinthefrenchie #frenchbulldog #yogainspiration #loaf #bestmoveyet

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[ 🎥 ] When your ear horns are on point. Mine are naturally bathscaped, complete with tea tree oil, coconut fibers, and joj.. joij... jojoaba... uh, Jujifruit essential oils.
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#hamlin #hamlinthefrenchie #frenchbulldog #allclean #sundayfunday #earhorns

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🛁 Hamlin vs. the Tub, portrait of a doggo about to get a bath.
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#hamlin #hamlinthefrenchie #frenchbulldog #bathtime #saturdaynightshowdown #sendhelpandsnacks

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🐶👦🏻 Around this time, over the past 2 years, I’ve watched my little bro grow from a tiny melon into a ginormous squash. Meanwhile, I’m still a potato...a very chunktastic potato. 🥔 .
🎉 Happy 2nd Birthday @grayson_here!
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#hamlin #hamlinthefrenchie #frenchbulldog #birthday #potato #2

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📖 Just a quick nap before catching up on my book club reading: “23 Cooking Techniques for Corn Dog Perfection” and “Applications of Quantum Field Theory to Rationalize the Frenchie Double Butt Swirl, Vol. IV”. So far I thought volume III was much more explorative, garrulous and unreserved, but we’ll see what’s in store in the back half of this one.
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#hamlin #hamlinthefrenchie #frenchbulldog #bookstagram #bookit #themoreyouknow

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🎉 Getting some reading lessons from my “little” human bro. Also waiting for him to open the pop-up sandwich book so we can find out which toppings are hiding behind flaps.
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#hamlin #hamlinthefrenchie #frenchbulldog #brothers #familyfirst #reading

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🏈🙌 “I wish I could say something classy and inspirational, but that just wouldn’t be my style. Pain heals. Chicks dig incisions and surgically removed mast cells. Pizza...lasts forever, or until the last slice is gone.” ...
Or something along those lines. I was too distracted by delicious 🍕while watching The Replacements last night.
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Speaking of Shane Falco, who’s excited about the Super Bowl this weekend? As a fan of football, I was excited to hear that @verizon will be streaming live games in 2018, including the Super Bowl, to your devices! Now I’ll be able to watch the big game in the comfort of my human’s bed without them even knowing. I just need to make sure that I don’t spill nacho cheese on their duvet like I did ba...oh never mind.
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#hamlin #hamlinthefrenchie #frenchbulldog #football #superbowl #bettermatters #vzup

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👿 If you’re here for the Greater Tri-City Mega Evil Villains Quarterly roundtable, you’ll have to go down 2 more tables. However, if you’re here for the Mildly Nefarious Amateur Villains BeDazzler circle, then pull up a chair and grab your favorite jean jacket.
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#hamlin #hamlinthefrenchie #frenchbulldog #didsomeonesaybedazzler #mildynefarious #comfy

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[ 🎥 ] This one time I had a dream that I met the most inspiring person in my life....a bowl of freshly popped 🍿!
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#hamlin #hamlinthefrenchie #frenchbulldog #popcorn #bestfriend #nomnomnom

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🐶👦🏻 #tbt to the time I was a banana French crêpe with a side of extra snuggly Dyno-Bites.
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#hamlin #hamlinthefrenchie #frenchbulldog #swaddlelife #brothers #crepes

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🐻 Ever see that Looney Tunes cartoon where the wolf and sheep dog arrive at “work” at the same time and punch in at the time clock before going about their ways? Yeah, that was a good cartoon. Welp, here’s me in a fuzzy bear costume.
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Thanks for the spiffy new digs, @vincenzopepito!
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#hamlin #hamlinthefrenchie #frenchbulldog #cosplay #wednesdaywisdom #ilooklikeamoderndaysnugglebear

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🎨 Item: 904.7B
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Hamlisch van der Jowlien
“Pork & Plastic: A Study in Contemporary Sculpture”, 2018
French Bulldog on a VTech plastic stool
73.7 cm x 22.9 cm (29 in x 9 in)
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#hamlin #hamlinthefrenchie #frenchbulldog #artist #sculpture #perchedpooch

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🐿️👀 Always keeping watch over my backyard. Too bad this screen door prevents me from showing off my true skills...me going from monitor to prevention mode in the blink of an eye. Consider yourself lucky, squirrel.
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#hamlin #hamlinthefrenchie #frenchbulldog #deckwarden #mevsmothernature #dogpatrol

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🧐 Always keeping watch...always.
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#hamlin #hamlinthefrenchie #frenchbulldog #saturday #gamenight #alwaysbebuying

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🤨 #tbt to Autumn 2009 when times were hard, so I picked up some extra coin as a part-time, Spooky Chippenbuster Singing Telegram. Bet you’ve never seen a more floofy chest than the one on yours truly.
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#hamlin #hamlinthefrenchie #frenchbulldog #ghost #costume #smexyfromnosetotail

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❌ Rejected Pokémon #818: Sweaterfluff
• Category: Loaf
• Abilities:
- Square peg in a round hole
- Looking ridiculous
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#hamlin #hamlinthefrenchie #frenchbulldog #pokemon #ridiculous #stuffyoudoindoorswhenits5degreesoutdoors

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❄️🐻 When life hands you snow, dress up like a bear, put on booties, and head outside to turn that snow yellow.
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#hamlin #hamlinthefrenchie #frenchbulldog #snowbear #ahhhapeejoke #wordsofwisdom

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[ 🎥 #pressplay ] Today we witness the rare Great Lakes Snow Wombat sporting a wool monkey hoodie, his typical attire during the long winter months. This particular wombat appears to be on an extremely rare potty break, something these critters hate doing when the snow on the ground is higher than 1”.
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#hamlin #hamlinthefrenchie #frenchbulldog #snowbunny #winterwonderland #wildlife

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👍📰 Good news...I got my stitches outs! Feeling like my old self and back to my old shenanigans (see my story to see what trouble I got myself into today).
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Unfortunately, I no longer feel as BA as I did last week sans-stitches. My kennel cred took a significant hit as well. Maybe I can convince someone to draw some stitches on me with a sharpie?
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#hamlin #hamlinthefrenchie #frenchbulldog #nomorestitches #lookinggood #sundayfunday

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💋 I’m a day late with this photo, but I heard it was “Kiss A Ginger Day” yesterday. Good for partial credit?
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#hamlin #hamlinthefrenchie #frenchbulldog #ginger #kissagingerday #smellslikedelicious

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