Hans Gruber and Guybrush

Guybrush the pit bull was adopted from the Manhattan ACC in 2011. Hans Gruber the doxbull was shot twice and left to die before being adopted in 2012.

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This is our winter catalog look. You like? ❄️❄️🐶

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If you think we're going outside today, you're crazy. You're just gonna hafta transfer our 💩 and 💦 out in little baggies

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Every day, Brushy pulls us to the bodega around the corner to visit his buddy, and sometimes his buddy gives us a lil deli meat treat. (That's what we're waiting for in this picture.)

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Can you find me in this picture?? (Scroll for the answer.) 👃👀👃👀

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She's really not gettin' the hint here 🌮🌮🐶🐶#GIVEUSYOURFOOD

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This is me asserting my dominance over Guybrush 😈😈😈

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#tbt to that time Puppy Guybrush was in a pinup eco-friendly chest hair calendar

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I may or may not have eated all the peanut butter off my Mahm's English muffin (prove it)

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This is a good place to be ☺️😊🐶

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When the world outside your window is going to 💩 but you're just a dog and all you care about is that sweet sweet 🍗

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Guybrush tore out this acorn's still-beating heart and it was very sad about it

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Brushy fell asleep sitting up last night and it was great 😴😴😴😁😁🐶

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Home is where the fart is 💨💨💨

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Our uncle Wickie has impeccable taste in fashion

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Turkey leftovers!! Finally! 🦃🦃🦃

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Time for leftovers? 🦃🦃🦃

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While we're in Connect-icut, Dayd's in Ioway hanging out with our Uncle Wickie 🐶🐶🐶

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Guybrush is so exhausted from all the pre-Thanksgiving festivities that his face is melting into the floor 😬😬😬

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Guess which one of these lumps is Guybrush and which one is me

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We're spending Thanksgivings week in Connect-icut with Mahm and her family. Can't wait for those tasty turkey scraps! 🦃🦃🦃

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"How bout you come down here and say that to my face??" 🐿️🐿️🐶🐶

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Sometimes I use my spy-hole as a feeding hole. (🔊on for that sweet 🥜-cracker 🎶).

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See? He's doing the thing. Now give us the treats already 😡😡🐶

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"Needs more pillows"

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What should we do today? I'm thinkin' something food-related 🍕🍟🥓🍔🍤🥐🍗🍪🍭🍩

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Handsomest pibble in the world alert 😍😍😍

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Special vet trips have ONE upside: riding in Mahm's lap

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Belly rubs out the wazoo 👋👋👋

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