Hans Gruber and Guybrush

Guybrush the pit bull was adopted from the Manhattan ACC in 2011. Hans Gruber the doxbull was shot twice and left to die before being adopted in 2012.

http://stories.barkpost.com/bullet-holes-barkbox-hans-gruber-dachshund-pit-bull-shot-twice/

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We like to eat 🍚 with chopsticks

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Look at me, I'm pretty much a human bean

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When you cover your legs in mystery goo, Guybrush is here to lick it off πŸ‘… πŸ‘… πŸ‘…

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Guybrush loves playing fetch with his purple hippo 🦏🐢

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This is a great feeling

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This is how I get whatever I want, whenever I want, however I want

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Guybrush loves this πŸ™„

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We're communing with nature (I'm in the background scratching my face with my foot).

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We're in the country and Guybrush is doing zoomies like a crazydog

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Brushy likes to travel exclusively by lap

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#wbw to when Guybrush didn't mind being held like a baby (jk, he always did) πŸΌπŸ‘ΆπŸΆ

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You ever hear of something called "second breakfast"?

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The rain is severely harshing our mellow

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I got those undercover smiles

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We are canine super models basically

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Brushy is a canine fashionista πŸ‘¨β€πŸŽ€πŸΆ

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Fan me and feed me dog treats, please

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So, uhm, when does the napping begin officially? Now? Or like...five minutes from now?

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Thanks, @gonzodognyc, for the great writeup in @thedodo!

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Guybrush can fly okay too I guess ✈️ 🐢

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Look at me fly ✈️ 🐢

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You can't tell me how to live my life.

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When your mahm comes home and everything is automatically better

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This is a forever ❀️ right here

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When you hear squeaky sounds from the pipes in another apartment and think someone's running a bath so you sit on your Dayd's face to keep the anxiety at bay πŸ˜“πŸ˜“πŸ˜“

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Sometimes Guybrush looks really wise. Other times he just looks like he's farting because the food he's eating now does that to him for some reason. πŸ’¨πŸ’¨πŸ’¨πŸ’¨πŸ’¨πŸ’¨πŸ’¨πŸ’¨πŸŽ©

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#tbt to this obscene display of pibble affection

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Weekend's over, back to our regularly scheduled programming

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Guybrush likes visitors

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Guarding Grandmahm

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