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ʀᴇᴄᴇɴᴛʟʏ ʀᴇᴛɪʀᴇᴅ sᴛᴜᴅ ᴄᴀᴛ ғʀᴏᴍ ᴀɴ ᴇᴠɪʟ ʙʀᴇᴇᴅɪɴɢ ғᴀʀᴍ, ᴡʜɪᴄʜ ᴅᴀᴅ ᴀɴᴅ ᴍᴏᴍ ʀᴇsᴄᴜᴇᴅ ᴍᴇ ғʀᴏᴍ. ɪ'ᴍ ɴᴏᴡ ᴋɪɴɢ ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇɪʀ ʜᴇᴀʀᴛs, ᴏᴜʀ ʜᴏᴍᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ᴍʏ ᴍɪʟʟɪᴏɴ ᴛᴏʏs 💕

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Awgh guys. Holly and I have had a seriously debaucherous weekend where we just ate through it 🙈🐷.
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So today's #meowgamonday class will be taken up a notch to include #battleropes to get our heart rates pumping and the fat melting 👀
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I also recommend working out with a pawtner to keep meowtivation going. Listen to me bark words of encouragement to keep Holly going. .
Apologize for the poor video quality pweeps, but we were too preoccupied with killing this workout. Melt away, fat (and Monday) 💪🏻💪🏻👊🏻
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Nameowste 🙏🏻❤️
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#hiitworkout #hardcore #workit #killingit
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Meowwwwjulaaaaaahhhhh Singapuuuurrraaaaaa..... 🇸🇬
(Onward Singapore!)
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Holly and I are belting out our National anthem and busting out our red and white swag in honour of our nation's 52nd birthday. .
We love our little red dot so much, and wish all fellow Singapawrean meows and woofs a Happy National Day! .
Go on and have those extra treats in celebration with us pweeps! 🇸🇬❤️
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#singapore #singaporendp2017 #happybirthdaysingapore #pride #onenationonesingapore #progress #redandwhite
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Good meowning meowgis. How time flies, and today we start another #meowgamonday class with this month's #HeffysMeowgaStar .
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Say hi to #pawsofsteel Henry @henryfluffykins. Henry has mastered the art of the 'floating one paw stand' and makes it look effortless! Do not be fooled by this fluffy, adorable body. Go near his treats and he'll release his inner Meowhammad Ali; that's right meowgis. This paw floats like a butterfly and stings like a bee.
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Thanks for the inspiration adorable Henry. Going to work on that paw of steel now by stuffing my face with kilos worth of bacon 💪🏻
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Nameowste meowgis 🙏🏻❤️
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Mums the word. A gentlemeow never tells how many strips of bacon his Teletubby sisfur can put away in one sitting. No. No way. Cough *twenty two* 👀🐷. .
I've got your back Holly (although technically you've got enough "back" for the two of us 😹).
Happy Friyay pweeps!
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This #meowgamonday, my usual diligent subject, Teletubby sisfur Holly is demonstrating some helpful paw and neck stretches with daddy. '
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As part of his birthday celebration, he gets to carry us around more to workout all the cake and alcohol he's consumed.
We know, buds. We are so thoughtful this way. '
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Stretch on meowgis. Class will commence after a light snack of 50 bacon strips (daddy's birthday gets us more treats). Nameowste 🙏🏻❤️
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Happy birthday to the best daddy in the whole wide world.
You have endless conversations with us even when you get mostly monosyllabic answers, cuddle with us all day, clean our smelly poo and bum (singular - Holly's), cradle us like babies (this one not a hit, dad), are never stingy with the treats like mom, run the best spa meowssage in town..... the list goes on. '
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Keep up the good work dad, and keep the meowssage going.
You help us believe in angels ❤️
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Tongue, whiskers and more whiskers. I'm done for the week. Wake me on Friyay pweeps.
#tongueouttuesday #whiskerwednesday #lazyweek

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Morning meowgis.
Today I have an eager volunteer in sisfur Holly who is keen to demonstrate the Invisible Sasangasana Pose, also known as the Rabbit Pose. '

If you find it difficult to round your spine and curl up, rabbit ball like, grab your human's skinny pants as a prop, and force your way down the skinny leg. As sisfur Holly clearly demonstrates, forcing your way down a narrow passageway inadvertently forces you into a child-like ball position (even though sisfur Holly is of natural "ball shape"). '
Perseverance and hard work, meowgis, and you see how no amount of flab or floof can stop anymeow from its purpose 💪🏻💪🏻
Meowga on, meowgis.
Nameowste 🙏🏻❤️

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Waiting for the weekend to arrive is like waiting for treats to rain down on us. We'll take either one now human. Preferably before our necks break 🙄🙄🙄 #terribleservice #neckbraceneeded

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Go Heffy! Go Heffy!
I'm doing my self motivation butt jiggle and morning affirmeowtions, pweeps.
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There's cause for celebration too; Holly and I were one of the winners for the #meowsinholiday contest, so this jiggle wiggle is for all winners, pawsome pawticipants and hawt hosts. You guys rock. Let's jiggle with it 👯💃🏼❤️

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It's evident from sisfur Holly's paw, leg, mouth co-ordination that she would not be able to apply mascara with her mouth closed #tsktsk
#girlproblems #firstworldproblems

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Wakey, wakey meowgis! Its Meowga time. I'm kicking off class this meowning with one of my favourite poses of all time, Bhujangasana/ Cobra pose.
Open your heart, roll your shoulders back and ensure the human is ready with your meowtivation at the end of this pose. As you can see, I have trained mine well.
Slither away, Monday!
Nameowste pweeps 🙏🏻❤️
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Photo credit to my talented human friends @petitetoe @zard_e

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It's our last day in Meowdives before we head home when lo' and behold, we ran into PurrDiddy on his infamous superyacht hosting another one of his notorious White Pawties.
Everyone, including the captain and crew are totally blitzed and blotto-ed, so P Diddy has asked that Holly and I commandeer the yacht 👀.
We're your meows, we say! Bring it on!! What could possibly go wrong?? '
#disasterwaitingtohappen #bringontheparty #meowsinholiday

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But mooooom! It doesn't mean that just because sisfur Holly wanted to eat me, I have to be put on a diet!!! No paw in their right mind eats a salad, especially while on HOLIDAY!!! #sheskillingme #nosalads #meowsinholiday #help

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Really mom? It's safe for me to come out of hiding? You sure Holly doesn't want to eat me anymore? You sure 20 steaks of tuna is enough? 🙈 #lifeinperil #truestory
*see yesterdays video for Holly's attempt at meowdering me*

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Mooom. Is Holly trying to bury me alive and have me for a snack later? *bowing my head in quick prayer*

#help #thunderthighs #mincedmeat

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Whatup pweeps?
We are taking a leaf out of our holidaying humans book, and have booked ourselves into a 6⭐️ resort in the Meowdives to celebrate #meowsinholiday as beached whales (although Holly most resembles a whale 👀). '
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It's a tough life buds, but somepaws gotta do it, and Holly and I are taking one for the team 💪🏻💪🏻 (no thanks necessary 😘).
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Come have a cocktail or 5 with us and our buddies @miuandmao @missypampam @balous_life @thebirmantwins and @cat_features @instacat_meows @featurecatmeows @topmeowdels @balous_friends.
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Pawty on 🤘🏻

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Its Meowga time meowgis! Rise and shine! Meet this month's #MeowgaStar, @kanapu10. '

This sibling duo are elite meowatheletes, pwacticing everything from Meowga to meowtial arts. Today, this MeowgaStar is showing us the meow version of Ananda Balasana, aka 'Happy Baby Pose'. '
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What helps elevate this pose is imagining your paws tightly wrapped around Monday's neck to bring out the Happy Baby in you. Bring back the weekend, we say! '
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Either way, take a leaf out of @kanapu10's book meowgis; power of imagination and diligent pwactice = elite meowathelete & this month's MeowgaStar!
Meowga on, meowgis.
Nameowste 🙏🏻❤️

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Thank you everyone for your outpouring of messages for sisfur Holly.
She's 100% back to her bouncy self, and her thunder thighs are well and truly functioning (no joy for me as she's back to chasing me all over the house 😾😸). In between tormenting me, the humans alternate between having her wrapped tightly in their arms and bubble wrap #cantbetoosafe 😹
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We've always said this - the COI community is the best thing since sliced bread and bacon. Ok. Maybe on par with bacon. But we love you all mucho, mucho and mucho.
Happy Sunday pweeps.
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Heffy, Holly & Humans ❤️

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Sowwy pweeps. The hoomans halted our weekend shenanigans as they want to share what happened to sisfur Holly yesterday.
It's really left them weak in their knees and thought it impawtant enough to share with all our wonderful furriends so it never, EVER happens to anyone else.
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Yesterday when daddy came home from work, Holly was her excited self (daddy's girl) and jumped on to the kitchen island to play with him. As she was hopping off onto the stool, her hindleg fell through the gap in the stool and she was hanging upside down with her leg in the gap giving out the most blood curdling scream.
We are grateful that beyond a very rude shock and a slight limp, Holly is now back to her playful self, and that this didn't end with a broken leg. '

It's hard to explain how agonizing the sound and image plays back in the humans minds, of their beautiful baby hanging upside down with her leg caught in that gap, screaming in pain.
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It was unimaginable that an accident could happen from something as mundane as the gap in a stool, but accidents evidently can happen anytime, and in a split second. All the gaps have now been sealed 🙈
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The humans just wanted to share this with all their precious friends in the hope that this can save someone/ some fur baby the heart stopping shock. (Holly is well, being smothered by the humans and terrorizing me again).
Big love ❤️

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