(ᕼᑌGᕼ) ᕼEᖴᖴᑎEᖇ TᕼE ᑕᗩT 🇸🇬 (@heffy_the_swaggycat)

(ᕼᑌGᕼ) ᕼEᖴᖴᑎEᖇ TᕼE ᑕᗩT 🇸🇬

ʀᴇᴄᴇɴᴛʟʏ ʀᴇᴛɪʀᴇᴅ sᴛᴜᴅ ᴄᴀᴛ ғʀᴏᴍ ᴀɴ ᴇᴠɪʟ ʙʀᴇᴇᴅɪɴɢ ғᴀʀᴍ, ᴡʜɪᴄʜ ᴅᴀᴅ ᴀɴᴅ ᴍᴏᴍ ʀᴇsᴄᴜᴇᴅ ᴍᴇ ғʀᴏᴍ. ɪ'ᴍ ɴᴏᴡ ᴋɪɴɢ ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇɪʀ ʜᴇᴀʀᴛs, ᴏᴜʀ ʜᴏᴍᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ᴍʏ ᴍɪʟʟɪᴏɴ ᴛᴏʏs 💕


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Repeat slowly mom. Did you say Bali? Again? Pack your bags, Holly.
Who's got extra room for 3, pweeps? Me, Holly and her fluffy butt are comin' over.
#abandonedcats #irresponsibleparenting


BANG! BANG! I just shot you with my donut Holly! You have to play dead for at least a good 10 hours!
#truestory #gulliblesisters


Meowning meowgis.
Today's class is focused around the theme of 'perseverance'. Many of my meow furriends are going through a severe heat wave this summer, which can make working out an absolute chore. '

Take a leaf out of this month's #MeowgaStar's book; Chico @charlie_the_kat1 doesn't let anything get in her way; not her fur - begone fur! Who needs fur in the summer? (she pawsitively rocks this buzz cut), and certainly not her uhh... floofy rolls either.
Chico's rolls simply provide more cushion comfort to rest achy, tired paws. '
So whatever your challenge, no excuses meowgis. If Chico can do it, we all can too. '
Meowga on pawsies.
Nameowste 🙏🏻❤️


One for the album mom. '
Chaperoning the pee wees Holly & Maddie @emmabearpurr didn't turn out to be so bad with the help of my superbuds @british_cowboy and @miuandmao. We each took turns putting new snacks in front of them. That kept them occupied for a good 10 hours.
Was pawsome seeing all my pawsies there and joining in @furrellbecauseimhappy_and_el 's Congo line. Hopefully next year my cuzzies @ginger_bros_ttt would get their fluffy behinds off the bed and onto the dance floor.
Until then, peace out buds. It's time for a 48hour nap ✌🏻
#petprom2017 #mylegsfeelbroken


The face you make when the weekend's here but you're your smug sisfur's chaperon for the weekend '
#notfairmom #iwantmylifeback #annoyingsiblings #sendhelp


Can you believe mom wants me to chaperon baby sisfur Holly and her Fellow Thunder-Thighs-BFF, Maddie @emmabearpurr to the Prom?? 🙈
Might just stay home and watch paint dry, buds 🙄. #killmenow #killingmygame


Mooooom! Why can't I swipe right for Friday? Done with weekdays!
#bringontheweekend #needitnow


I am so happy *guffaw*

Today daddy and mummy got me my very own baby-wabbit!
I don't have to tranquilize Heffy's Wabbit and drag him away quietly just for some hugs anymore!! #myprecious


Goose meowning, meowgis.
Today I wanted to talk about some wrong ways we can sometimes pwactice our Meowga.
Sisfur Holly is a natural at this, and has volunteered her services.
I have always been a big advocate of using props, but watch carefully; if you suffer from MADD (meow attention deficit disorder) and completely lack any focus, too many props can get you entangled in a hot ball of mess. Especially if you have fluffy butt thunder thighs to contend with, like sisfur Holly does.
In such extreme cases, I suggest you eliminate the use of props, and start by first focusing on your breathing, and a quick meowditation session to get you in the zone.
Thank you sisfur Holly for being such a sport.
Pwactice safe, meowgis.
Nameowste 🙏🏻❤️


Daddy loves his girls fluffy and chubby. Uh. No offense mom, that would be you too 👀😬. Happy Daddy's Day to the best daddy eva! I wuuuuuuffffffff yoooou ❤️


Hang on Heffy! I'm trying to work my grooming meowgic on you to wow the laydeehz tonight.
Do you think Da Vinci was rushed with his work of art?? Pft.




adjective: wistful

When you stare at your sisfur and are overcome by a feeling of vague or regretful longing for days of peace and quiet gone by....


Kisses from us two hooligans to all our gorgeous furriends #tendertuesday ❤️


Our #MeowgaStar Tequila, from the adorable polydactyl sisfur/ brofur duo @creamsicle_cats, demonstrates a highly underrated Meowga pose today; the #pawstand.

Paw stands bring a multitude of benefits with it; from building paws of steel, increasing our already gymnast like balance, to boosting one's mood! #truestory.
The blood flow to your brain has an energizing and calming effect, while also reducing the production of the stress hormone called cortisol, which can help us de-stress and chase the Monday blues away! ' '
No doubt paw stands are intimidating as I've often seen meowmy crash land on her face, but perhaps take a leaf out of Tequila's book and surround yourself with cushy fluffy padding (like brofur Harvey's tummy). '
The benefits are worth it meowgis. In fact, I'm starting my pawstand pwactice as soon as I find my mushy padding (aka Teletubby Thunder Thighs Holly). Meowga on meowgis.
Nameowste 🙏🏻❤️


No mom! Another weekend didn't just fly by! What sorcery is this?? #bringbacktheweekend #sundaymood


🔈☝🏻 '
Our buddy @bailey_the_ginger_cat tagged us on a #widebottom challenge. Of course I had to volunteer my sisfur Holly. She's got a lot to give on this topic (🤣), and I'll have you know that she's not called Teletubby Thunder Thighs for nuthin'.
So here you go Bailey! I'll see you a wide bottom and raise you one!
Come one, come all, butts - I mean buds. It's a fun challenge and it's always good to be able to laugh at ourselves (in this case, at my sisfur. Small difference 👀😹❤️).


It's #tongueouttuesday Holly! There's a tongue in there somewhere that you've gotta stick out. Put 'em out!


Welcome to the first #meowgamonday of the month.
Today I want to remind everypaw about the impawtance of breath in our Meowga practice.
When we breathe, control of the breath shifts from our brain stem to the cerebral cortex (the evolved part of the brain). This is when da magic starts to happens.
The mind will become more quiet and calm.... even Mummy's constant nagging and Holly's persistent "play with me" pleas fade away..... ahhhhhhh......
Focus on breath also helps us control our meowvements better to avoid injury. Flailing and un-ordinated paws on the dance floor will be a thing of the past (👀). '
So go on meowgis.
Take deeeeeeeeeep gulpy breaths and let peace and love reign in our hearts. Nameowste 🙏🏻❤️


We are sad.

Meowmy lived in London for awhile and our hearts go out to all who need a loving paw right now with the constant atrocities happening.

There is more light in this world than there is darkness ❤️ #weshallovercome #loveconquersall


Mom. Which part of 'I'm hungry, feed me' don't you understand?


Pweeps! Mom's trying out new looks to up our 'swag' for @swaggy_tails. Thinkin' I try this look out at the bar with the laydeehz for a 'wowza' 👍🏻or a 'no-za' 👎🏻.
Wha' choo all think?

#newswag #alwayskeepingalookout #hotstuff #imameowdel


Hiding from sisfur Holly is a full time job '

#sendhelp #imbecomingaloaf
#alonetime #please


Mummy, when I grow up, I've decided I want to be Meowgnum P.I. '

#dressedthepart #magnumpi #tomselleck #hawaiihereicome