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ʀᴇᴄᴇɴᴛʟʏ ʀᴇᴛɪʀᴇᴅ sᴛᴜᴅ ᴄᴀᴛ ғʀᴏᴍ ᴀɴ ᴇᴠɪʟ ʙʀᴇᴇᴅɪɴɢ ғᴀʀᴍ, ᴡʜɪᴄʜ ᴅᴀᴅ ᴀɴᴅ ᴍᴏᴍ ʀᴇsᴄᴜᴇᴅ ᴍᴇ ғʀᴏᴍ. ɪ'ᴍ ɴᴏᴡ ᴋɪɴɢ ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇɪʀ ʜᴇᴀʀᴛs, ᴏᴜʀ ʜᴏᴍᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ᴍʏ ᴍɪʟʟɪᴏɴ ᴛᴏʏs 💕

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Pweeps. We were very rudely awakened from our one week slumber by the horrific news that the human too has been absent, and in a one week slumber of her own. .

It’s only through the barrage of messages from our amazing friends that we found out about the human’s apparent broken fingers.

We will very sadly be taking a couple more days off IG to let the human heal, but will hopefully be back very soon. It’s been so heart warming to receive the outpouring of love and messages to check if we are ok.
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To assure all our wonderful furriends that we will not be wasting away any time soon, we have also attached a parting shot of Holly’s ample behind.
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Please don’t forget us 😪. We love you all and will miss you, but in Arnie speak “We Will Be Back!”. Million hugs and kisses ❤️
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Meowning meowgis.
Since we started #MeowgaMondays many moons ago, I have come across many types of different meowgis. Fundamentally, there are two types.
The ‘give it your all meowgis’ and the ‘can’t be asked meowgis’. .

This workout video is a good illustration of the two types of meowgis.
With Cat #1; you see every muscle and fiber being worked. Lithe and strong, nothing is inpawssible for this meowgi.
In Cat #2 : umm. It’s over before it’s even begun. .

So before you head in to class today, meowditate on this...which type of meowgi are you? .
*names have been spared to avoid judgement and recognition*
Nameowste 🙏🏻❤️
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It’s Meowga time, meowgis.
This month’s MeowgaStar is none other than my fellow gorgeous bengal furriend @ourbeautifulbengals.
I found myself really digging deep for meowtivation to kick off class today after watching humom lay horizontal all weekend. This is what happens when you celebrate your birthday like a rockstar, and you’re not one mom.
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Anyhoo, I stumbled on Brooklyn (or is it Khaleesi?) mid-Meowga, and realized the ingenuity behind her pose. For all of you struggling to master the Head Stand pose, take a leaf out of this brilliant meowgi’s book.
Lay on your back. Meowditate for 12 hours if you have to. Shuffle your fluffy butt around until your head is facing downwards and voila!
Headstands for the tired meowgi. .

All the benefits of a headstand with none of the injuries. Amongst many other things, Headstands are known to reduce fluid build up in the legs and ankles, as evidenced by gorgeous Brooklyn’s slender legs. No canckles here meowgis. Na-ah.
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Congratulations MeowgaStar. You are an inspurrration.
Meowga on meowgis. Nameowste 🙏🏻❤️
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*deep breath*

And a-one and a-two and a-... HOLLY!!! Stop the dreaming and focus already. Ah, never mind. .
🎂 Happy Birthday Meowmy! 🎂
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We are forever grateful for having you in our lives. The litter cleaning, the tuna serving and even the showering*... We appreciate it all. You're the bestest any cat and daddy could wish for, Meowmy 😻 .
Enjoy your big party tonight. Have lots of grape juice. We promise we'll (try to) stick to ravaging daddy's side of the bed after you get home #pinkyswear
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*Slow eye blink*
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Your three samsengs/ 'gangstas' :
Heffy 😻
Holly 😻
Daddy 😍
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*for Holly that includes cleaning her smelly bum 😹
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Morning meowgis.
Today I am easing into my workout starting with a quick motivational chat with my paw.
#fistofironpaws like mine still need constant motivation and care to stay on top of its game.
Remember to be kind and listen to your bodies, meowgis. If it's then also telling you to meowditate for at least the next 12 hours, who are we to deny such requests?
Nameowste 🙏🏻❤️
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This is a very impawtant Public Service Announcement for all practicing meowgis.
I've spoken about the impawtance of this before, but as my furriends @the_furry_collective rightly pointed out, this is hazardous enough to warrant a Meow PSA.
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Meowgis, before starting any practice, ensure your home and environment is free from pests and pesky siblings. .
In this video you can clearly see I have picked a zen spot overlooking trees in abundance, and have reached the state of meowvrana when sisfur Holly shatters all illusion of tranquility with her Thunder Thighs fluffy butt in my face, and promptly usurps my space.
I am a gentle, Meowga practicing loving meow, so I will just move on and find someplace else, but you can see how Wars can start because of such usurpers. .
So do a quick sweep to rid yourselves of such hazardous fluffy pests, and Meowga on, meowgis.
Nameowste 🙏🏻❤️ .
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Rise and shine meowgis, I'm back! Today I'm kicking off our weekly #meowgamondays with a very impawtant topic that we meows often overlook; the impawtance of good form.
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Mini meowgi, sisfur Holly has kindly agreed to demonstrate my point. While in our pose, beware of your limbs. Sisfur Holly's limbs that each go off in all sorts of opposing direction is an example of poor form.
Good alignment is critical meowgis; nopawdy wants an injured meow, or worse, to appear as graceful as a little hippo on ice (cough : Holly). .
Go forth and Meowga (gracefully), meowgis. Nameowste 🙏🏻❤️ .
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Pweeps. Today I stand in silence for 10 seconds to pay my respects to the late Hugh Hefner; Mr Playboy Bunny and the very man I was named after.
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Most of you know I was rescued from a Bengal breeding farm where I was used as a stud cat for 8 years. Mummy found out later that I lived in a cage for those 8 long years (they still smother me with kisses every time they think about it 🙈).
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I keep telling her that this explains my need for constant pawtying and an endless supply of treats - I'm only making up for lost time, mom! She ain't buyin' it.
No heart, I tell you.
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Anyhoo buds. RIP Mr Hugh Hefner.
Meow hopes his bunnies have enough supply of carrots to survive his demise.
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My daily rosary prayers using my 2in1 rosary/ feather toy worked.
The holidaying humans are back safely with a whole lotta guilt treats.
Too bad God didn't hear the part about the minimal smothering and constant kissing, ugh!
The holidaying humans are sorry they were so irresponsible with our updates (their hands were too busy eating carbs and drinking grape juice. Evidently not meowti-taskers like us supermeows 🙄🙄).
Either way, #weareback #helloworld #woohoo .
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Hello pawsies.
We have missed you all so much, but the holidaying humans have been irresponsible with our updates and been cheating on Holly and I on top of that! 😾
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We now apparently have an adopted Italian brofur called Poseidon, whom they have adopted from a wonderful shelter. Poseidon will continue to stay in Italy, but will be cared for by our humans in Singapaw. Thank god. I was worried for a sec that I would have to share more bacon with yet another sibling 🙄🙄😂
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This is an amazing shelter that cares for abandoned, battered stray cats. Last year alone they spayed and neutered 40,000 cats. Details of shelter in pic 3.
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Please do check them out and say hi to our brofur Poseidon.
Word is he is an Italian meowfia cat who has lost both ears and eyesight from numerous rival Meow clans in Italy.
So I now apparently have Italian meowfia connections in the family.
The humans best not mess with the bacon rewards esp when they get home after abandoning us for TEN days!!!!!!! .

Ciao pweeps. See you all soon and I will keep you posted about our hostile attitude when the humans return in two days 👍🏻
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Good meowning meowgis. Rise and shine and say hello to this month's #MeowgaStar, Nana @casperthemunchkin.
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Nana is practicing the "reach for the stars" aka as those high reaching cupboards where the good treats are.
Impawssible is Nothing, thinks Nana. Not even her munchkin tiny legs will get in the way of good treats. We suppawt you Nana!
Meowga on, and stretch those adorable pudgy munchy legs. Those secret treats are a thing of the past.
Nameowste 🙏🏻❤️
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Woooohooooooo! *bow wow chica bow wow*. Imma bustin' out ma moves pweeps. The houzz is ours!
The hoomans have just left. .
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Heffy and Holly in da houzzz!
Come help us bury our anguish at this abhorrent abandonment.
Bring da meds pweeps; bacon, tunatinis, meowjitos and all forms of happy beverages accepted.
#partypeopleinthehouse #partyhouse #everydayisfriday
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Whuuuuuut-tttttt???!!! Choke! Splutter! Splutter! Cough!
You are going where?? For how long????
Not only are you abandoning us for 12 days, you choose to tell us when I'm joyously munching on ma bacon???? You just made me swallow one whole good piece for nuffin' human! .
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You think you need a break?? I'm the sufferin', persecuted sibling here!
Do you see me taking off?? .
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Pffft. Anyhoo, cough up 500 more bacon to make up for that last one, and 50 more stacks for everyday that you're gone.
Holly and I will "make do" and find comfort in that.
P.s. Come pawty, pweeps!
#abandoninghumans #strikeagain
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