The House of Beans

We are Chinchillas. Consider us the Pirates of the rodent world. We come to steal, destroy, pillage your property and poop relentlessly. 😊XOXOπŸ’–

http://kissmybeans.com/houseofbeans

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There's ALWAYS something crazy going on at The House Of Beans! HAHA! πŸ˜›
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Thank you for smiling with us for five years! . . . .
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As a footnote, this kitten was near death when my family took her in. She was syringe fed and needed hot H2O bottles to get her body temp up. As you can see, she is quite alive!

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BaBa Bean and his brother Burrito when they were more like Bean seeds. HAHA! @dbidz Little BaBa Bean was nosey 🐽 from day one! Reminiscing on 2017! Happy New Year from The House of Beans! . . . .
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Burrito 🌯 and Falafel are here to sing to you The Twelve Days of Chinsmas! To save you from the torture of repetition we ask that you sing it from the 12th stanza:
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On the Twelfth day of Chinsmas my true love gave to me:
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12 - exercise wheels
11 - tubs of raisins
10 - pounds of pellets
9 - bags of rosehips
8 - hours of playtime
7 - wooden houses
6 - water bottles
5 - TONS OF POOP!
4 - jars of dust
3 - cardboard boxes
2 - lava ledges
And a gray little fuzzy Chinny! . .
We are The House of Beans and we smile at you! 😊XOXOπŸ’–
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Smol pom-pom. Silly Chin. We are The House of Beans and we smile at you! . . . .
Some restrictions apply. No purchase necessary. Please see taileo for contest details. Good luck with that... A merry Christmas to Al @al_for_prez and to Al a good night! . . . .
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#Repost @house.of.beans (@get_repost)
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Many of you may already know that Garbanzo is a Chewsician. He plays both the piano and the guitar. He recently wrote a Christmas Carol sung to the tune of "We Three Kings of Orient Are" So, please friends, sing along as you read Garbanzos interpretations on an old Carole! β˜ƒοΈ

We Three Chins from Ohio are, Leaving beans we spread them afar, Bedroom, bathroom, in the hallway, probably in your car...Oh, Ohhhhhh....
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Chins that wander
Chins that fight
Chins that keep you up all night
Beans they're leaving, we're receiving
Found some in my shoes last night β˜ƒοΈ
Happy Holidays from The Three Beans! We smile at you! πŸ˜†πŸŽ„β˜ƒοΈ XOXO ❣️
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We know you can count on these Beans! @gigithechin @gallardo_puff @3littlechins @chincharlie @littlefluffybuns @ludovico_von_chinchilla @babychocolatebar @chillahara @sparky_mchoulihan @dbidz @ladybuglyndsey @minkyoninsta @mesiology @krebsphil @angel_buffy_and_pikachu_flame @diana_debra @potatothechinchilla @chinchillajournal @the.poodles
Look for our Christmas CD coming to pet stores everywhere! HAHA! πŸ’½

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πŸŽ„A holiday tradition here at The House of Beans is to share our interpretation of classic holiday songs. In keeping with that tradition we brought back this Bean fave. (Be sure to read it all, you don't want to miss a bean!) πŸŽ„ Our wish for you this holiday season is simply that you have a wondrous celebration filled with the joy and love of your friends and family. ❄️ ❄️ The Chili Bean once wrote a special song for all his friends. It's not really a Christmas song, although it's sung to the tune of a Christmas Carol. So go ahead - sing along! We smile at you! XOXO πŸ’– ~ We are The House of Beans!
O Chili Bean. (🎢Sung to the tune of "O Christmas Tree"πŸŽ„πŸŽΆ) Oh Chili Bean, oh Chili Bean
How many are your little beans?
Oh Chili Bean, oh Chili Bean
How many are your little beans?
I see them lying on the floor
I pick them up 'til there's no more
Oh Chili Bean, oh Chili Bean
How many are your little beans?

Oh Chili Bean, oh Chili Bean
How many are your little beans?
Oh Chili Bean, oh Chili Bean
How many are your little beans?

You seem to not care
Where they drop
I found one in my can of pop
Oh Chili Bean, oh Chili Bean
How many are your little beans?

Oh Chili Bean, oh Chili Bean
How many are your little beans?
Oh Chili Bean, oh Chili Bean
How many are your little beans?
Though good and plenty
they may be
Don't taste like licorice to me

Oh Chili Bean, oh Chili Bean
How many are your little beans?

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When you absolutely MUST GET OUT! HAHA! Silly Chinchillys! We love you and we smile at you! 😊XOXOπŸ’–.
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We are The House of Beans! Some restrictions apply, batteries not included, absolutely no returns...unless of course you...nah, nevermind! In the unlikely event of a water landing, your human serves as a flotation device. Thank you for flying, ChinAir! No, I'm sorry. This flight does not have parachute service. HAHA! .
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This is the scene on Nana's front porch at 7AM on Thanksgiving. She's a Crazy Cat Lady who feeds, traps, spays, neuters and transports to veterinary care. She is so well known for taking care of this feral colony that the Humane Society provides her with free dry cat food. .
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Just something a little different from The House of Beans! We love you and we smile at you! HAHA! 😊XOXOπŸ’–
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This is what Corona and I think of Daylight Savings Time and November weather in Ohio. Let's just nap until April. Or maybe we can move to Arizona..
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No matter what the weather; we hope the sun is shining on you today! We love you and we smile at you! HAHA! 😊XOXOπŸ’–
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We are The House of Beans and we approve this message. Stay warm! .
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Hello ladies and chintlemen! The colder weather and gathering gloom are upon us here in Ohio and we are bored. So...we have decided a road trip is in order. We would like to first visit our brother Triple B (BaBa Bean) @dbidz and make sure he's being a "Good Bean." Next we would like to volunteer some time working at The CASBOutique with CASBO and say hi to the HJ and QT with @krebsphil We think Chinchilla Villa needs some youthful spark during this time of year. From there we'd like to visit Camp Glendale and do some "Bro-type" things with Al, Pip and The Dude @al_for_prez (even tho we're not all bros it should be fun.) We thot it would be "kewl" to talk with Al and strategize his next political campaign. We don't think The Dude is very helpful with project management. We were kinda hoping to catch a Giants game even tho that sounds as dismal as the weather. While we're in NYC we want to have coffee with @gigithechin maybe Felix and Bear could direct us to Chin Friends Rescue. We want to have all those chins over for Christmas dinner. So anyway, please look for two or three small Chins visiting yinz guys here soon. We can't stay away too long. Our big brother Butter Emerson Bean celebrates his 1st birthday on January 19th. So we gotta be back for his party. So TTFN. We love you and we smile at you! 😊XOXOπŸ’–
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Is the CASBOutique open yet? @krebsphil We ladies want to go shopping. You know all the BEST deals can be found before the Human Janitor comes downstairs! We even have our CASBOutique Visa card! "It's everywhere you wanna pee!" Er...something like that....
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We are The House of Beans and we smile at you! 😊XOXOπŸ’–
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#chinchilla #chinchillas #chins #critter #chinnchillasofig #chinnies #chinstagram #thehouseofbeans #photooftheday #rodent #photowall #thechilibean #picsart #snapseed #fun #garbanzo #beans #chinchillajournalfeatures
Please be sure to add these guys to your shopping list! @gallardo_puff @gigithechin @chincharlie @bubblestheextratoedcat @dbidz @diana_debra @vixen_chinchilla @littlefluffybuns @chenilcincilla @cosmos_chins @potatothechinchilla

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Today this little guy goes to his new furrever home with a very special family @dbidz We know that over the last few years she has felt the deep pain of loss. We hope and pray that this little Bean (only 4 days old in this picture from August 11th) will bring Debbie joy as he bounces through the house terrorizing everything in his path. We at The House of Beans are so blessed to have "one of our own" from the IG community adopt a Bean! We will miss him. Yet we are excited to see pix and vids of him in his new digs! So Debbie - we love you and we smile at you! HAHA! 😊XOXOπŸ’– .
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We. Are. The. House. Of. Beans!! And we approve this message. .
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#chinchilla #chinchillas #chins #critter #chinnchillasofig #chinnies #chinstagram #thehouseofbeans #photooftheday #rodent #photowall #thechilibean #picsart #snapseed #fun #garbanzo #beans #chinchillajournalfeatures .
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We leave you with a quote from the movie, Taken; "Good luck." πŸ€”πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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Gettin' all squishy at The House of Beans! Just one big happy cuddle puddle! HAHA! .
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We are The House of Beans and we smile at you! 😊XOXOπŸ’–
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BaBa the Hutt...πŸ˜„....
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Five weeks old and PROOWWWD of it! *
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Look upon my Cuteness ye Mighty and smile! Nothing beside remains! Round little bootay. Of that colossal Delight, boundless and beauteous. The long adorable feets stretch far and away. ~ Adapted from some really cool literary Dude or something....
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We are The House of Beans and we smile at you! HAHA! 😊XOXOπŸ’–
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Four weeks old today! Looks just like Papa Coffee Bean! Out and about for "open swim" again! HAHA! Such cute little Silly Chinchillys! πŸ˜„.
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We are The House of Beans and we smile at you! 😊XOXOπŸ’– To all our friends in 'Merica πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ Have a great Labor Day! .
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Tadpoles! HAHA! πŸ˜πŸ˜šπŸ’‹ First time out for "open swim!" They were so freaking happy! HAHA! .
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We are The House of Beans and we're grinnin' ear to ear! 😁XOXOπŸ’–
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This message has been approved by the committee to elect @al_for_prez πŸ˜„ Grumpus Chin Garbanzo, Treasurer .
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TGIF! Thank God I'm Fuzzy! HAHA! The rest of you may appreciate the fact that it's Friday...πŸ˜‰ This has been a public service announcement brought to you today by the number eight and the letter B(eans)
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We are The House of Beans and we smile at you! 😊XOXOπŸ’– .
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*A Day at the Veterinarian's Office*
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So we packed up the kits in a well padded picnic basket (lower left) and set out on a 30 minute drive to the exotic pet specialist. The kits, being five days old, weighed in at 45 grams, 51 grams and 54 grams which is very healthy. Everyone, including Mumma Chin had heart and lungs checked; and all were given a clean bill of health! If you look closely you will see that Jelly Bean gave birth to two boys and a little girl. The picture on the lower right is of a very sweet kitty who greeted us when we arrived and bid us farewell as we paid the bill. He was obviously the HR rep in charge of customer service and satisfaction. He was serendipitously named, "The Dude." As we departed we smiled at everyone and thanked them for loving us (of course.) It was a good day to be a Bean. .
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We are The House of Beans and we smile at you! 😊XOXOπŸ’–
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You may not find Belushi, but you'll love these animal houses: @gigithechin @al_for_prez @gallardo_puff @chincharlie @3littlechins @chenilcincilla @ludovico_von_chinchilla @picobaby @vixen_chinchilla @krebsphil @ladybuglyndsey @lifeofthepoodles @littlefluffybuns .
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Is it Friday yet? .
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Today I am a precocious four-days old kit. From my perspective, it's already been a long life. Please follow us and watch us grow (and destroy the house!🀣) HAHA! We are The House of Beans and we smile at you! 😊XOXOπŸ’–
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Listen, I know we just met and I shouldn't be asking you to do me a favor; but would you take a moment to look at one of my amazing friends galleries? I mean, come on! How can you resist this little face? These galleries have it ALL! Birds, nature, beautiful landscapes, witty kitties, doggies and of course - Chinchillas! (This offer available in the continental US only. Please read all warning labels. Area 51 does exist. Pip is for sale, some restrictions apply. Live long and prosper πŸ––)
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@chincharlie @krebsphil @al_for_prez @sparky_mchoulihan @dbidz @picobaby @ladybuglyndsey @gallardo_puff @gigithechin @tessswanny @lifeofthepoodles .
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Now this a story all about Al
Whose life got flip turned upside down
So let me take a minute - just read the rest
How @al_for_prez posts are da best
In Glendale, New York Al was born and raised
Even ran for Prezident back in the day
But let's go back to 2002
The reason that we have Al, Pip and The Dude. .
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Actually, I have no intentions of going back to 2002. But The Dude knows "the rest of the story." I was tryna finda a rhyme. πŸ˜„ Anyhoo...listen yinz guys. I'm a Chinchilla account and a cat lover. The Dude is an Instagram literary genius #whichisnobigdeal who just so happens to write about former Prezidential hopeful, Al and his adorable and innocent sidekick Pip. Pictured above we have: (1.) The formidable Al Scowl (2. & 3.) Pip in all his stultifying CUTENESS (as contended by Grandma Cat) and (4.) What Al thinks of most of The Dude's ideas #wedontcareAl
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Please take some time and check out @al_for_prez but BE WARNED! All you slackers who "speed like" thru ur feed - ya gotta READ! It's like dessert. Savor it. Believe me. It's WELL worth it. So go on...no, I mean NOW! Go! HAHA! .
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We are The House of Beans and we approve this message. πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ We love you and we smile at you! 😊XOXOπŸ’– #unsolicitedplug .
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Butter Emerson Bean. Crazy lil' stinker. From a photo sesh about 6 months ago. He's such a rascally rotten rodent. Hope you have plans for a fantastic weekend. Even if you don't, you're in it; that makes it fantastic! We are The House of Beans and we smile at you! 😊XOXOπŸ’–
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Check out these handsomely, adorable, beautiful Chins! @chincharlie @gallardo_puff @gigithechin @littlefluffybuns @babychocolatebar @3littlechins @ludovico_von_chinchilla @_shawna_macdonald_ @sparky_mchoulihan @krebsphil @ladybuglyndsey @angel_buffy_pikachu_flame .
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Somebody said it's #whiskerwednesday πŸ‘
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How about dem vschiskers! HAHA! We are The House of Beans and we smile at you! 😊XOXOπŸ’–
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Time for shave or a trim? Silly Chinchilly! And if you didn't know, this charming gentleman is Corona!

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