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I have a love/hate relationship with Maslanka
Edit: this is on explore? Wow I feel shallow™️ saying something like "follow me" but I'm so close to 400 and I guess I just did.. oops
Also edit as I want to be seen as James Potter defender... he was such a dork! There's this popular James hate post going around that says that "marauders" means people who steal or raid and say that JK called them that for a reason, to show us they were bad.. but the Marauders themselves picked the name. They did research and were like "oh yeah, we're the cool kids, look at our name" because what did they steal? Nothing, besides James stealing Snily from your filthy hands. The marauders shouldn't have bullied Snape as teenagers. It wasn't ok. But James wasn't a literal demon, he was a kid. And so much of a dork than he realized.

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Welp guess I don't wanna partner who will love me like Snape? What can I say except I want somebody who loves me for who I am and would never betray me in literally the worst way possible? Maybe one who doesn't call me racial slurs or abuse anyone who reminds them of me? Just saying

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THIS QUOTE IS FROM THE GOOD PLACE AND I LOVE IT

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I posted this and messed up my theme so repost 😂 I have polls on my story u have to scroll through a bunch but I want to get to know you guys better! :) I think I'll add more too

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IS THIS WHAT INTERNET FAME FEELS LIKE IM SO HAPPY GUYS AAH IM SO CLOSE TO 400 FOLLOWERS NOW ILY ALL ❤️❤️

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Playing the saxophone with braces is pain

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I'm gonna do a spooky Harry Potter background theme just for SPOOKY MONTH ;)

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Harry, what about u guys???

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You.... shouldn't. StoP STOP STOOOP! I'm so sorry this side of the fandom exists

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California is on fire. Like, it's actually really bad. The air has smelled like nothing but smoke since Saturday. Some houses have ash inside of them from the air, and the air quality is incredibly harmful. A few school districts cancelled school because of the air quality (mine hasn't rip) and one teacher said that breathing this air for 24 hours is as bad as smoking a whole pack of cigarettes IN A DAY. The other pictures are of the sun, which was bright red yesterday because of the smoke. These fires aren't even that close, they're like at 2+ hour drive away. I have friends who have vacation homes they're afraid will burn down. One friend had to flee her home at 4:00 AM because fires were outside, and in the rush left her phone behind. As of 2:00 pm yesterday the house was likely standing but we have no idea how it will turn out. There are many missing and some reported dead. It's really hecking bad!! There were people in school today wearing face masks to protect themselves and those with asthma coughing a lot (and understandably very worried about their health!) I wish my school district would cancel Friday's school so I don't have to go back out in the smoky air for a whole 'nother day.

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I GATHERED EXACTLY 10 (20 total!) PSAT MEMES FOR YALL THEYRE HIGH QUALITY AND IM LAUGHING PEERFECT DONT COME AFTER ME COLLEGE BOARD SHHSHSHSHHHH
#psatmemes #psat #psat2017

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ITOOK THIS TODAY AND WILL NOW BLESS U ALL WITH GOOD MEMES TO MAKE UP FOR THE FACT THAT I PROB DID TERRIBLE WOOHOOOO
#psatmemes #psat #psat2017

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Cranked this one out real quick bECAUSE ARE YALL READY FOR SOME PSAT MEMES

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Posting this because @newtsnifflers did and it got hate so it's just out of spite 💖💖 it's a harmless headcanon chill

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I read this with my own two (2) eyes so you all have to as well

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A little late to the posting here but I remember reading this scene and laughing because it's so PERFECT she's just THROWING AROUND crystal balls. Also hehehe I took one of my moms sleeping vitamin things because I'm having trouble sleeping let's see if it works at all bc yesterday I was awake until 1 am (I also woke up at 5:30 I think? But the memory's fuzzy idk if it was a dream or something but I have a recollection of waking up at like 5:30) so OOPS don't want a repeat anybody have sleeping tips? Why can't I sleep

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I'm jealous (oops late to the posting bc this has been posted EVERYWHERE 😂) anyway the bus I'm on is alternating between the name + route and the American flag?? What's going on here (unrelated: there's weird bumping noises when the bus stops yikes) and I don't know what this caption is lol

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LITERALLY

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Background picture credits to skyastrid on tumblr! (The watermark got cut off oops so sorry!) but this is so funny and like totally happened 😂😂😂

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THIS IS SO GOOD WOW I want this to happen

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Guys OMG Warriors was my first fandom and this picture brought back memories...... took me a while to realize what it was talking about lol I remember being a big fan when I was 10 and I read the books n wOw what a w i l d time were any of u guys in the Warrior cats fandom 😂😂😂😂

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I LOVE RAVENCLAW HEADCANONS bUt I would be a terrible Ravenclaw I would mess up on the riddles, I'd like to think that after a few years I'd be good at riddles though? It's ok if I get locked out I can live in the library or something I'd love to read all those books on wizardry like.... the Hogwarts library man. And I bet the books would have like, moving pictures!! Like you read about dragons but instead of just a description there's a little dragon breathing fire underneath the text!!! How cool would that be?? Wizard books, guys.

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Only true fans will understand (😂😂) also picture creds to @twerkingeddie again sorry had to do this loolll

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OOOH NOO OH NO 😂😂😂 making you all read this with ur own two eyes

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WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY TO ME 😂😂😂😂😂😂

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BRING BACK THIS POST!! Hahahaha my favorite textpost 😂😂😂

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Face reveal in my story 😍

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Ugh I wish I had like, my own fridge?? I was looking at vegan recipes and they weren't complicated but they required you to have vegan food, not like "something you can make from ingredients a meat eater would have." But like if I go buy things like mock butter for toast and vegan cream cheese or like vegan ice cream or just my own food, they'll be like "whAt's THIS?? You're not VEGAN! I'm going to stop you from eating this >:)" ugghgh goodnews is that I think my mom is letting me switch from pescatarian to vegetarian fiNALLY (I'm absolutely refusing to eat anything w fish and whenever she tries to force it on me I insist it's still meat and I'm veg) and honestly? If ur veg or vegan and ur parents let u ur so lucky!! My parents are like "since my daughters vegetarian we eat less meat 😊👍" but they don't?? When we get pizza they order half meat half not so they can eat as much meat as possible? When they cook they just make meals w meat and I make my own vegetarian food (their vegetables are usually fine bc they don't cook like carrots and chicken). It's just annoying uUgh can't wait till someday when I can make my own food...

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Me? Eating vegan food while watching a vegan documentary because my parents aren't here? More likely than you think.

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I'm crying now thanks.. but this is actually really sweet aaaww Hagrid + Newt headcanons are so sweet

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