You ever wake up in the morning and roll over just to look out your bedside window and then see a wave break for a couple hundred yards? I have. Have fun on your endless search. Keep on tryin as hard as you can. I'll be here. Beers are in the fridge. Just save the twisted teas for the after-sesh when we're super salty.
PS:thanks @seagull_scab for the twisted teas