Not Your Average Pug | Living Like a KING in LA | Rescued Oct. 2016
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Hey! Can I get a little privacy here?
When someone asks if they can take a bite of ur food before u even had a bite.
“I don’t think I’ve ever been this tired”
Me calling in sick: Hi, I’m too fat to come into work today.
When you’re ready to order but the waiter forgot about you...
Plot Twist: Maybe eating a donut wasn’t cheating on my diet. Maybe going on a diet was cheating on my Donuts...
Every once in awhile i check up on people i hate to make sure i still hate them.... i do.
Friend: Be ready by 8am Sharp!
Me at 8:
You may not think I’m cute, but my moms Facebook friends think i am
When you finally accept that 2017 isn’t your year so you’re waiting for next year like...
Don’t bother me, I’m eating.
When you wake up in the morning and it feels like you only slept 8 minutes.
It’s 2017, My order should be here in 5 minutes after purchasing!
“What a freakin Week!”
-Me at 8:22 on a Monday.
Making the most of my extra hour of sleep. #DaylightSavings #FallBackwards
I’m the guy she tells you not to worry about.
Going home to be ugly in peace is one of my fav things to do.
When you realize you love sleeping and eating but can't do both at the same time.
(VIDEO) This is my game face for Game 7! Let's go #Dodgers #worldseries
Can somebody help me think of an excuse to tell my boss why I’m not coming in today?
Trick or Treating tonight. How do you like my costume? #Halloween
You should know by now not to talk to me in the morning.
Probably going to burn these cookies.
If we ever get in a fight, Give me food and we are all good.
I wonder if my bed knows how much it means to me
When you order the Zombie Frappuccino and it looks nothing like the picture
My hobbies include binge watching Stranger Things and eating waffles. #StrangerThings
When you're excited it's Friday but Mom won't let you go play with your friends...
When you cut carbs and sugar from your diet...
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