Not Your Average Pug | Living Like a KING in LA!
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Travel Hack: hide in someone's checked baggage and your ticket will only cost $25
If I got kidnapped they'd probably give me back because I'm annoying AF
Shiver me Timbers! #talklikeapirateday
These waffles sticks taste like I'm going to be wearing sweatpants all winter.
When you see someone with a Pumpkin Spice Latte but you already made coffee at home...
When someone wakes you up before your alarm goes off....
Captain Crunch always destroys the roof of my Mouth! But it's so goood 😬
I'm not sure if they're my exact size but I paid way too much to try and return them. #Yeezy #HypeBeast
Pretty tough to play Jenga without any thumbs.
Plotting my escape route before the doctor brings out the thermometer 🙅🏼♂️
My face when guac costs extra 😧 #TacoTuesday
That feeling when the waitress finally drops off your food 😬
Are you Ready for football 🏈?
MVP (Most Valuable Pug)
Nacho Average Pug
When you're trying to enjoy your coffee at the park but keep getting disturbed every 5 seconds...
The lake breeze blows away any evidence of my farts 😛
I know I shouldn't but they taste sooo good 😒
Back to work after a long weekend like.... #DontTalkToME 😎😒
Please take my phone away from me when I drink 🍺 🙅🏼♂️📱
Ok guys, who took the bite out of my jelly donut? 🍩
Wishing I had a XL pizza right now 🍕
Starting my Long weekend off right 🍻
When you're eating popcorn and a Kernel gets stuck in your teeth
Back to school got me feelin like..... 😝
When she says she only dates smart guys.... 🤓
I hate it when Netflix asks if I'm still watching....🍕
When someone asks you 10,000 questions before your coffee and you just smile to be nice....
Waiting for coach to put me in like..... #NationalDogDay
That feeling that it's finally Friday. Can't wait to be ashamed of what I do this weekend 😝
When you fall asleep first at your friends house and wake up covered in chips 😔
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