Not Your Average Pug | Living Like a KING in LA | Rescued Oct. 2016
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I keep telling myself “Diet Starts Tomorrow”
Do something everyday that scares you...Like getting up and going to work
A moment of silence for all the things I have to do but I am not doing.
When your parents leave you a list of chores to do when they’re gone
Procrastinating working on my New Year's resolution like...
My face when Mom is cooking Brussel Sprouts for lunch...
Flu Season. Send Soup plz.
Why is it that all my money goes to Ice Cream? ♂️
When you pull into work and stare at the entrance like....
Nothing like eating 12 bagels to reward myself after a 1/2 mile walk.
When someone wakes you up before Noon on a Saturday
My favorite activity is napping bc it’s free.
Don’t judge me for drinking the entire bottle by myself.
January 1st: New Year, New Me
January 3rd: Cheat Day
2 days into my resolution ♂️
New Year, Same Me.
When u realize u don’t have anyone to kiss on New Years and that u also have to start ur diet soon..
When ur trying to cram as much food down u as possible cuz the New Year is approaching and u have to start eating healthy...
I got Brain Freeze
Checking my bank account after holiday shopping like....
When you’ve done nothing but eat and lay around like a fatty for the holidays...
I swear my diet starts January 1st.
Merry Christmas Everyone!
I swear December literally turns me into a freakin alcoholic.
I’m your present this year because you can’t get anything better than me.
There’s no place like home for the
Took the day off to snuggle and watch Christmas movies.
All I want for Christmas is food and maybe some gift cards to buy food.
Its all fun and games until your metabolism slows down.
When the Ugly Sweater party was LIT
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