All that time you thought I was sad I was trying to remember your name🎇
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"What the fuck mom" - @saraswildlife
My little baby sister is 18 today. I have been terrified of this day since the day she was born, little did I know there was a more frightening day to come before that. She is the love of my life and my everything. Sara is everything you ever wanted in a sister and then some. You know the cliché bullshitte you see about sisters hating each other and being so fucking harsh and then doing everything they can to help each other and being there when life is a shit show? Thats been us since day one. I would do literally anything for this babe. But I'll still call her a shit when she is one, and always let her know when she looks it. We have been through hell and back together, and apart everything is so much harder. The few moments I got to see you last summer replay in my head every single day. You will do amazing things in your adult life just as you did as a juvenile. You will be an amazing mother and I cant wait to see how god damn beautiful your baby girl will be. I'd give my right and left nuts for both of you if I had them. Happy birthday my love. May you always be the strong-beautiful-amazing-talented-wild-weirdo I know and love.
I cant walk past a lightsaber without playing with it! So happy @caterpillarss_ is alive and well and out of that horrible fucking hospital. Send love and healing vibes her way! #lightsaber #riteaid #groundbeef #ceasarsalad #imasithlord #jediknight #whydoallthesecandlessmellsobad #loveyou #happyhealthy
@jeezepappy just sent me the best fucking care package!!! Slaps, stickers, mini meanies, beanies, fuck you snapbacks, highlife pizza gear, all the dopest shit. Wtf. Follow that mofo to see more of his funny shenanigans via us texting like bros. Its deadass low key funny my guy #lowcard #nikesb #diamond #um #unitedmarin #unlikemost #unholymonsters #pizza #highlife #datgoodgood #skate #graffiti