The official Instagram account of 2020 US presidential candidate, Jimmy Carter (the dog)
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If you're chewing on Pizzle made anywhere but the US, you need to check your passport. I love sitting back and chewing on quality, grade-A American bull penis after a long day on the campaign trail. We have plenty of bulls with Pizzles ripe for the chewing here in the USA. It's time we stop buying Pizzle from other countries!
The campaign trail is absolutely exhausting. I see Donald Trump tweets at all hours of the night. How is he always awake? Oh I know: tons and tons of cocaine! Trust me, as a recovering addict I can tell. Trump is a drug addict. I'm sober. Pugs not drugs. Vote for me in 2020 and together we'll #makeamericabarkagain!
Only in America can you go from being a homeless, meth addicted, smelly dog to presidential candidate. My adopted family found me on Jimmy Carter Blvd in Norcross, GA (hence my name) and I was in bad shape. I was addicted to drugs, bleeding, puking, and not able to poop, eat, or remember where I came from. This is a picture of me the day I was found (after a bath). I weighed half of what I weigh now. This time in my life--as bad as it was--helped make me the presidential dog I am today!