Jimmy Carter the Dog

The official Instagram account of 2020 US presidential candidate, Jimmy Carter (the dog)

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On my way to Japan to spread the word about my campaign for POTUS in 2020. Lots of expatriates there to shake tails with. Sayonara bitches!

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Have you ever seen a president sit like this? No? Well, you will in 2020.

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Running for president is exhausting

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If you're chewing on Pizzle made anywhere but the US, you need to check your passport. I love sitting back and chewing on quality, grade-A American bull penis after a long day on the campaign trail. We have plenty of bulls with Pizzles ripe for the chewing here in the USA. It's time we stop buying Pizzle from other countries!

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Sorry everyone, the official Jimmy Carter (the dog) campaign coffee mugs are SOLD OUT. Thank you to everyone who purchased them. In total, we raised nearly 2 million dollars for the campaign! I appreciate your support πŸΎπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡²πŸΎ

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When I'm president I'll make it illegal to ban dogs from the beach. It's ridiculous that dogs are still being discriminated against like this. NO MORE! #MakeAmericaBarkAgain

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Vote Jimmy Carter (the dog) for president 2020 #HesAgoodBoy

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No more buying squeaky toys from China. The American squeaky toy industry will thrive when I'm elected president!

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Let your voice be heard #MakeAmericaBarkAgain

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Spent the last few days in the great state of New York campaigning my tail off! Time to catch some πŸ’€

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Our military equipment needs to be updated. Look at this old gun-cannon-whatever thing. What, is it from the Civil War or something? Not cool. A vote for Jimmy Carter (the dog) is a vote for new military equipment in 2020 #makeamericabarkagain

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Look, there's a great big hunk of world out there, with no fence around it. Where we can find adventure and excitement. And beyond those distant hills, who knows what wonderful experiences? And it's all our for the taking. It's all ours.

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I'm the type of presidential candidate that can adapt when needed. For instance, look how I adapted to this floor. I am one with the floor. Vote for me as president in 2020.

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Taking our message to the streets #JimmyCarter2020

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Keep an eye out for official Jimmy Carter (the dog) campaign stickers! We have volunteers all over the country helping to spread the word. From Massachusetts to Utah, Jimmy Carter barks for all United States citizens!!

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The campaign trail is absolutely exhausting. I see Donald Trump tweets at all hours of the night. How is he always awake? Oh I know: tons and tons of cocaine! Trust me, as a recovering addict I can tell. Trump is a drug addict. I'm sober. Pugs not drugs. Vote for me in 2020 and together we'll #makeamericabarkagain!

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The only thing smaller than Donald Trump's hands are his tongue. This country deserves a real tongue leading the way #makeamericabarkagain

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And here I am today! Quite the difference from the last picture I posted. There's infinity reasons to vote for me as potus in 2020--my good looks being at the forefront.

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Only in America can you go from being a homeless, meth addicted, smelly dog to presidential candidate. My adopted family found me on Jimmy Carter Blvd in Norcross, GA (hence my name) and I was in bad shape. I was addicted to drugs, bleeding, puking, and not able to poop, eat, or remember where I came from. This is a picture of me the day I was found (after a bath). I weighed half of what I weigh now. This time in my life--as bad as it was--helped make me the presidential dog I am today!

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Officially announcing my candidacy for President of the United States of America 2020! #MakeAmericaBarkAgain

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