Jonathan Graziano

Jonathan Graziano
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our dinner reservation was cancelled because all of the restaurant's bathrooms exploded simultaneously ๐ŸŽ‰๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿค— #happynewyear #originalfriends

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for xmas this year noodle got me attempted self-immolation ๐ŸŽ„๐Ÿถ๐Ÿ”ฅ

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very merry ๐ŸŽ„

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one year working for dogs ๐Ÿถ

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๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿ‘Š

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๐Ÿ—‘2๏ธโƒฃ6๏ธโƒฃ๐Ÿ—‘

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We #voted and we have #donuts

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My costume as ELISABETH slain empress of AUSTRIA with loosely crimped HAIR came out flawlessly

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all my JoJo dreams came true last night

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fall โœ”๏ธ

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there's a photo booth and a Beyoncรฉ cardboard cut out at my standup show so

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Oh, Hello with my two husbands, John Mulaney and Big Liz

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NYC baffles me

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I'm in a book! And no it is NOT the bible

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really put my college degree to use today ๐Ÿ”Š

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RIP my body

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On Fridays I wake EARLY to take my CALLS

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and on Sundays we take naps

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yes

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not pictured: dumplings & gin

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took my wretched, mangled son to brunch earlier

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just ordered replacement attachments for my vegetable spiralizer because I'm reckless

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there's a station for soul saving

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will today be remembered as A) "the day the exterminators came" or B) "the day the bamboo plant survived"??

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thriving