Song and dance man of marianas trench. Gentleman Spy. Man of general intrigue. Tiny horse enthusiast
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Just to prove my point, there's a preset called Cave Troll!?
Absolute lurk city back there
"...so you're saying I can't go to med school without opposable thumbs? Like...ever?"
Family photos are tough. It's a difficult group to keep focused
He came! He came! Merry Christmas everyone!
Bennie can't sleep, she's so excited
"Hey Josh, why you so feminine?' Ummm have you seen my family? The absent members of this pic are also women, whom I love, don't get me wrong. But that's how you get one of...these guys...
My family really likes to fuck with me
Only hot regret awaits in this pot #GlogCity
Christmas make ahead dishes aren't complete if you're not doing it with a friend
Bennie just realized it snowed
Does look in tune to you? Cuz it's pissing me off. Sometimes certain phrases sound simple, but are in fact brutal for some reason. What asshole wrote this shit?
I'm trying to track vocals and this is where you need to lie? Directly in front of the mic?
Always sleeping on toys
....Eventually, we all get tuckered out. Thanks again for showing up at my house after midnight in this state. #FriendStuff
It's almost 4am and he insisted. Only best friends can get away with this nonsense
#ScallopsMagee has taken over my house
"Get away from me"
Remember that time when my 2 best friends showed up, shit hammered at 12 30? Someone's a sleepy little guy. #SleepyLittleGuy
After getting home from the single release thing, I discovered Bennie had had her own party. #TrashParty
Elfonso, you're a real son of a bitch
You know that tradition where you reposition the elf in various naughty situations for others to find? Too much?
Bennie loves getting into the holiday spirit
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