Juliana

Patron saint of dry hand jobs. Columbus.

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Oh man. I just remembered that @mendenboy made some bomb-ass #crepes with #blackberry and #raspberry #compote for #brunch the other day, and I really want some more right now, but instead I’m just gonna lay here with the #cat and whine about how #hungry I am (when I’m not actually hungry at all, I just want some GD crepes.) 🤤😩🍓🥞😻
#AsSeenInColumbus #614 #MarryAChef #Eat614 #Food #Berry #Pretty

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“What are you making for #Thanksgiving?” Me:

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Love these dudes.
Never miss ‘em when they come to town.❤️
@the_tillers
#AsSeenInColumbus #614 #LiveMusic #Cincinnati @woodlandstavern

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Drinking beer in my Father’s old office building. This is so surreal to me. I worked off a couple of speeding tickets by stuffing envelopes here. Life is weird, man. 🍻❤️
@br3w3ryhockinghills
#Ohio #DrinkLocal #Beer #Brewery #HockingHills
@mendenboy

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Rourke (aka Josh), @mendenboy, and I decided to have our semi-annual(ish) “Saved by the Bell Martini Marathon” at Mom and Dad’s this time. Our 74 year-old father is watching intently (and laughing!) and I’ve never found him more adorable. My nephews are shocked. I think I’m even more shocked. 😹🍸🔔❤️
#SavedByTheBell #TriviaChampions #Siblings #Martini #ZackMorris #LazyFriday #FridayNight

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When one of your favorite dudes on the planet crashes the post-wedding photo shoot, you get professional AF photos with him.❤️🤘🏻🔪👰🏻🥃
@jwinnrow @mendenboy @strongwatercolumbus (Photos by @alissaohashiphotography )
#AsSeenInColumbus #614 #WeddingPhotography #Bride #ColumbusBride #Dudes #LifeInCBus #Ohio #Franklinton #Mendenhallowedding #FridayTheThirteenth #JasonVoorhees #Modcloth

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Just realized that I’ve been a faux #redhead for over 4 years now (as of last month.) While #blonde (which is my #natural color) is great for a lot of #babes, I definitely feel more myself with the red. (My salon can attest to the fact that my greys are comin’ in hot, too. Yikes.😩)
Ps. We still need a redhead emoji.
#Throwback #AsSeenInColumbus #Hair #HeartShapedGlasses #614 #LifeInCBus #Columbus #Ohio #RedLips #Sunset

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#Downtown already in the #holiday spirit, but Imma keep listening to unsolved murder podcasts from #Halloween on my runs. (Also, I did a little over a half-marathon tonight, so don’t even try to judge me while I’m anger-banging my mouth with @pizza_crossing and booze next Wednesday.
I’ve earned that shit.)
🎅🏻🎄🔪💀🎃🍕🥃
#AsSeenInColumbus #614 #LifeInCBus #Boomerang

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We surprised quite a few of y’all by getting #hitched one month ago today.
Funnily enough, one of the questions I have been asked the most is “What would your #wedding hashtag have been?”🙄😹
Times certainly have changed over the years, but I’m sure happy to be spending them with this one. ❤️
(Ps. I’d probably say #Mendenhallowedding. Spooky 4 Life. 🎃💪🏻🍻)
@mendenboy (Photo credit: @alissaohashiphotography)
#AsSeenInColumbus #614 #Ohio #LifeInCBus #MarriedAF #Candid #MCM

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I wanted #guacamole.
Pete didn’t necessarily want guacamole at the moment.
Pete made me guacamole.
(I don’t know what I did to deserve this fella, but golly I am a lucky broad. ❤️🥑)
@mendenboy
#MarryAChef #AsSeenInColumbus #614 #LifeInCBus #InGrandview #Babe #Tattoos #Beard #Eat614

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Such a fun #weekend celebrating with @kacelennedy! The pedal wagon was super-fun, the #food and #drinks (and more drinks) were amazing, and the company was positively delightful! These #babes know how to #party! ❤️🥂🍾🍻🍹🍝🍕👯‍♀️
(Ps. The second photo looks like I’m about to #smooch the hell out of @plainjanell, and to be honest, I’m sure I probably did at some point. 😹❤️💋)
#Bachelorette #KissKennedyGoodbye #NewYearNewHoerig #CheersDarlin #PedalWagon #614 #AsSeenInColumbus #RenaissancePaintingPose ##AshlandAnnies #LifeInCBus #BedheadRed #Juliemma #Boomerang #Champagne
#MoreBubblesLessTrouble
@thewrightemma @chelseamasselli @jennafaulkner_

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Kicking off @kacelennedy’s #bachelorette weekend with some of my favorite lady #babes! (They’re also both former #AshlandAnnies who have since turned into #ClintonvilleCuties.) *Also be sure to peep Lacey’s classic “sneaky cleavage nuzzle” in pics 4 & 5, which I NEVER seem to realize she’s doing - until she inevitably gives it away by giggling to herself mischievously.
Ready for round two today! 😹🍾🥂❤️
@plainjanell
#AsSeenInColumbus #KissKennedyGoodbye #NewYearNewHoerig #LifeInCBus #614 #HardStyle #Bride2Be #Champagne #Rosé

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Feelin’ TF outta myself in this #Vintage #Armani, courtesy of Jo Jackson. ❤️
Happy #bachelorette weekend, @kacelennedy!! Can’t wait to be back to wearing flannel and boots tomorrow!💃🏻
#AsSeenInColumbus #614 #KissKennedyGoodbye #NewYearNewHoerig #FashionAndShit #LifeInCBus #ThanksMa #Champagne #Rosé
(Photo credit: @plainjanell 💕)

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Can’t wait for this weekend so we can FINALLY celebrate this #babe’s upcoming #wedding to @bretthoerig! 💍🍾🥂❤️
(Clearly, we’ve been in training for this event for the last 20ish years!)
@kacelennedy
#Throwback #BlessUp #CheersDarlin #Bride2Be #AsSeenInColumbus #ColumbusBride #KissKennedyGoodbye #614 #LifeInCBus #BacheloretteParty #Weekend #614 #FancyAF #PutItonTheBoggsAccount

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I voted and then did ten (very chilly) miles and now I’m going to take a hot shower and cry because when did my youth die? (At least my hoodie is rad AF.)
@evolvedbodyart
#AsSeenInColumbus #614 #LifeInCBus #Ohio #Vote #EvolvedTattoo

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Scrambled #eggs with cheese, tomatoes, and corn tortilla strips, topped with fresh AF #avocado. (I have a gift in selecting them. 🥑💁🏻)
Potatoes with peppers and onions. 🍳🧀🥔🌶️
Peppered thick cut #bacon.🥓
And the pièce de résistance, the #michelada. 🍹
Thanks, @mendenboy !!🖤
#Brunch #AsSeenInColumbus #Eat614 #MarryAChef #HighLife #LifeInCBus #InGrandview

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Update: @aladdinseatery won.
But in reality *I* won, because this #tabouli is absolutely legit AF.
#AsSeenInColumbus #614 #InGrandview #Eat614 #SaturdayNight

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“We’re going hiking on Saturday and doing the Hot Chocolate 15k on Sunday. What are y’all doing this weekend?”
Me:
#AsSeenInColumbus #WelcomeToYourThirties #Saturday #WeekendVibes #LifeInCBus #614 #Champagne #Freixenet #Cava #SorryDad🍾
@freixenet @freixenetusa

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“... You could see that Pierre did truly love the mademoiselle
And now the young monsieur and madame have rung the chapel bell
"C'est la vie", say the old folks, it goes to show you never can tell…”
#PulpFiction #Caturday #Siamese #AsSeenInColumbus #BeatrixMiniwheats #CatMom #ChuckBerry #MrsMiaWallace #VincentVega #IWannaDance #IWannaWin #IWantThatTrophy #SoDanceGood
💃🏻✌🏻🏆💉

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