Welcome to my Family of Five
75% Himalayan, 25% Burmese, 100% Handsome.
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Take one more picture of me & you’re getting coal for Christmas.
What is this thing & why is it in my toilet
Sometimes I feel useless because I have no thumbs, but then I think about the nutrition label on a water bottle.
When you start a diet but quickly realize that this just ain’t the life for you:
So I got a lot of new followers yesterday - where are you all from? I’d really hate to know. I’m from New Jersey, USA
And if you wait long enough laser beams will come out of my eyes. Magic.
Wait until the end to see how much I just don’t care
Can’t a cat get a little privacy around here?
Who is this? Monday? Oh sorry... I don’t know of any Mondays...
Anytime a hooman tries to take a pic with a cat:
What’s with all the rage about gingerbread cookies? This sh** tastes like cardboard.
Omg Becky, look at her butt. It is soooo big.
The exact face I make every time the hoomans try to brush me. At least they got one to match my eyes. .
Buy yours at @eazeepet if you want to look as good as me
On Wednesdays Havana wears pink
Exactly what the hoomans mean when they say “in yo faceeee”
Monday called, I hung up.
When the dog ruins your cat nap...
So now that giving thanks is over, it’s time to not like you again.
Thankful for each & every one of you
It’s No Shave November, can you tell?
Havana taking over the house one cat at a time
She is yet to learn the idea of “personal space”
The bands back together!!
Flash Forward Friday now from my baby picture yesterday... not impressed by absolutely anything.
Meet baby Juno, the pre-angry cat. #tbt
Havana doing the chores because the hoomans are incapable of doing anything
I’m only nice on Tuesdays.
How to tell if your cat is part dog:
I’d love to see any of you try & out-floof me.... you just can’t.
When you’re searching for Friday & you finally find it:
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